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I Have Buttered My Cat

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Triumph

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ahahaha...

but i was really expecting to see a completely buttered cat. return to us when you've done that.
 

jurzdevil

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you are supposed to fill up water balloons with popcorn butter from a movie theater and ambush the cat from a respectable distance with the balloons o' butter
 

0roo0roo

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hah funny sh*t:) the most i've done is fed the dog a large glop of peanut butter. looks just like the"got milk" commercial:) tongue goes in and out farther then i've ever seen before:)
 

Mookow

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Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
hah funny sh*t:) the most i've done is fed the dog a large glop of peanut butter. looks just like the"got milk" commercial:) tongue goes in and out farther then i've ever seen before:)

I really dont want to know about activities involving you, your dog, and peanut butter.
 

Nebor

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He's no longer angry with me, but he still has butter on his head. He would be angry if I tried to wash his head. I believe this calls for borrowing the neighbor's super soaker..... Not really, I :heart: my kitty.
 

Shawn

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Alright can someone explain to me WTF is going on here? Why did he put butter on his cats head???
 

Nebor

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Originally posted by: iloveme2
Alright can someone explain to me WTF is going on here? Why did he put butter on his cats head???

It was recommended in other threads that you put butter on a cat to make another cat like it. I decided my cat could use a self esteem boost, so I buttered him up. Now he really likes himself!
 

Brutuskend

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Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: iloveme2
Alright can someone explain to me WTF is going on here? Why did he put butter on his cats head???

It was recommended in other threads that you put butter on a cat to make another cat like it. I decided my cat could use a self esteem boost, so I buttered him up. Now he really likes himself!

I really thought you meant LICK.

Some cats don't keep themselves very clean, I thought maybe you were trying to get it to lick/clean itself more.:confused:
 

Nebor

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: iloveme2
Alright can someone explain to me WTF is going on here? Why did he put butter on his cats head???

It was recommended in other threads that you put butter on a cat to make another cat like it. I decided my cat could use a self esteem boost, so I buttered him up. Now he really likes himself!

I really thought you meant LICK.

Some cats don't keep themselves very clean, I thought maybe you were trying to get it to lick/clean itself more.:confused:

He does nothing but sleep all day. He eats $40 a bag catfood and poops a lot. If he failed to clean himself, he would truly be a failure as a cat.