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I Have Buttered My Cat

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Umm aren't you supposed to strap toast with butter side up and drop the cat to see what happens. I don't think you're supposed to just butter the cat!
 
I'm working on fixing pictures 7 and 8 now... He's really fvcking pissed now, walking around yeowling and stuff. I wiped the butter off, but he's still bad. The top of his head is kinda stiff too...
 
Originally posted by: aircooled
your supposed to put a small amount of butter on the top of the paws.
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He's all eratic now. He's discovered that he tastes like butter, so he's licking himself and rubbing his paws on his head, but he knows that I did something to him, so he's growling as he does it. It's a strange thing... He doesn't want anything to do with me, that's for sure.
 
Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
You sir, are hilarious.
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Out of all the people that do stupid sh!t like this for the boards, I'm probably the oldest... Oh well, young at heart. 😀
 
I was going to attempt to lick butter from the cat's head, but I realized I'd have no means of taking the picture, since he definitely wouldn't stand still for that. Plus he would rip my face off.
 
I'm totally confused. WTF is going on here? Right now my theory is that you have a cat and are an asshole.

😕 Was there some other thread?
 
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
In an attempt to get my cat to like himself more...
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I wonder if this works on the homeless...?
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Next week....

I prefer wrapping their paws in duck tape hilarious, especially if the cat has claws.
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That's just cruel, it pulls out their fur. 🙁
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I guess we should sue hospitals too. I mean, the tap they used to keep the IV in place rips out lots of my hair too. 🙁
 
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