I Have Buttered My Cat

[Nebor]

In an attempt to get my cat to like himself more, I decided to follow forum member's advice, and butter him. No one said which part of the cat you're supposed to butter, so I went for the ghusto.

The tools
Locked and loaded
He just woke up
What have you there?
You've bought me food, excellent.
What in the sh!t have you done to me?
Again...
My nose tastes like butter! I must be high...
VIDEO
Sweet Jesus, butter is falling from the sky!
I'll make a mess...
Again...

 

[Freejack2]

:Q

Umm aren't you supposed to strap toast with butter side up and drop the cat to see what happens. I don't think you're supposed to just butter the cat!

 

[Chiboy]

Drugs are bad mmmkay.

 

[crab]

Those photos are entirely too dark.

 

[Nebor]

I'm working on fixing pictures 7 and 8 now... He's really fvcking pissed now, walking around yeowling and stuff. I wiped the butter off, but he's still bad. The top of his head is kinda stiff too...

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: crab
Those photos are entirely too dark.

I'm guessing that was sarcasm based on the first 2 pictures?

 

[Aves]

I'm sure he'll remember to kill you first when the others come.

 

[aircooled]

your supposed to put a small amount of butter on the top of the paws.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: aircooled
your supposed to put a small amount of butter on the top of the paws.

He's all eratic now. He's discovered that he tastes like butter, so he's licking himself and rubbing his paws on his head, but he knows that I did something to him, so he's growling as he does it. It's a strange thing... He doesn't want anything to do with me, that's for sure.

 

[biostud]

THIS IS MY CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: biostud666
THIS IS MY CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

Draw some jelly on him.

 

[TitanDiddly]

You sir, are hilarious.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
You sir, are hilarious.

Out of all the people that do stupid sh!t like this for the boards, I'm probably the oldest... Oh well, young at heart.

 

[biostud]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: biostud666
THIS IS MY CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

Draw some jelly on him.

T3H JELLLYYYY

 

[Pex]

where is the saying, "Drugs are bad mmmkay" from? South park?

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: biostud666

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: biostud666
THIS IS MY CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

Draw some jelly on him.

T3H JELLLYYYY

That's awful. It looks like your cat has a gunshot wound with maggots!

 

[biostud]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: biostud666

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: biostud666
THIS IS MY CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

Draw some jelly on him.

T3H JELLLYYYY

That's awful. It looks like your cat has a gunshot wound with maggots!

I AM FIFE AND A HALF SO DRAW NO GOOD

 

[Nebor]

I was going to attempt to lick butter from the cat's head, but I realized I'd have no means of taking the picture, since he definitely wouldn't stand still for that. Plus he would rip my face off.

 

[PingSpike]

I'm totally confused. WTF is going on here? Right now my theory is that you have a cat and are an asshole.

Was there some other thread?

 

[Scarpozzi]

In an attempt to get my cat to like himself more...

I wonder if this works on the homeless...?

 

[cjgallen]

I prefer wrapping their paws in duck tape hilarious, especially if the cat has claws.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

In an attempt to get my cat to like himself more...

I wonder if this works on the homeless...?

Next week....

I prefer wrapping their paws in duck tape hilarious, especially if the cat has claws.

That's just cruel, it pulls out their fur.

 

[SmoochyTX]

The movie was funny! The kitty can't stop licking itself.

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

In an attempt to get my cat to like himself more...

I wonder if this works on the homeless...?

Next week....

I prefer wrapping their paws in duck tape hilarious, especially if the cat has claws.

That's just cruel, it pulls out their fur.

I guess we should sue hospitals too. I mean, the tap they used to keep the IV in place rips out lots of my hair too.

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

Poor Kitty!