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I have become immortal

Brigandier

Brigandier

Diamond Member
I have become impervious to all normal attacks, and missile attacks only do half damage. So...

Come at me bro:
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This is my tiger face. ROAR!
 
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Brigandier attacks with Sword of Chaos +2, brigandier does 16 damage to little girl.

Edit: Little girl dies. Brigandier gets 25 XP.
 
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Printer Bandit deals 4 Cute damage to brigandier, and heals his party for 2 points. Brigandier is no longer stunned, nor confused!
 
schneiderguy said:
<smote>IMAGE OF SMOTE</smote>

Schneiderguy raises his mighty sword and strikes the evil beast named Brigandier!
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Schneiderguy scores a critical hit, brigandiers is wounded for 30 damage! Brigandier flees! Dog enters the battle field, striking up where brigandier left off! Dog wounds schneiderguy for 3 damage.
 
HamburgerBoy said:
Hai, handsome. :flutters eyelashes seductively in Brigandier's direction;
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brigandier invites HamburgerBoy to join his party, says, "wanna watch my pitbull fuck up or fuck schneiderguy?"

Addendum: we'll get gold out of it either way.
 
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Brigandier said:
Schneiderguy scores a critical hit, brigandiers is wounded for 30 damage! Brigandier flees! Dog enters the battle field, striking up where brigandier left off! Dog wounds schneiderguy for 3 damage.
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Schneiderguy sticks his 11 incher into Dog's tight butthole:wub::wub:
 
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