I have become immortal

[Brigandier]

I have become impervious to all normal attacks, and missile attacks only do half damage. So...

Come at me bro:

This is my tiger face. ROAR!

 

[Printer Bandit]

http://www.wimp.com/distancegirl/

 

[Brigandier]

Brigandier attacks with Sword of Chaos +2, brigandier does 16 damage to little girl.

Edit: Little girl dies. Brigandier gets 25 XP.

 

[Soundmanred]

LOL at link-

dudelol .com / DO-NOT-HOTLINK-IMAGES / Come-at-me-bro. jpg

 

[Brigandier]

LOL at link-

dudelol .com / DO-NOT-HOTLINK-IMAGES / Come-at-me-bro. jpg

LOl at Link does 7 damage, and stuns Brigandier!

 

[Printer Bandit]

http://www.wimp.com/oldpeople/

 

[Brigandier]

http://www.wimp.com/oldpeople/

Printer Bandit fails to cross the street, and confuses Brigandier!

 

[Printer Bandit]

http://www.wimp.com/boyspeech/

 

[Brigandier]

Printer Bandit deals 4 Cute damage to brigandier, and heals his party for 2 points. Brigandier is no longer stunned, nor confused!

 

[Brigandier]

Brigandier regenerates 1 health.

Brigandier moves to the front of ATOT.

 

[Brigandier]

brigandier knocks down troll, brigandier casts melf's acid arrow on troll!

[hal]troll dies!

 

[schneiderguy]

 

[Brigandier]

schneiderguy postures, brigandier gets -2 to attack! Brigandier attacks, he misses schneiderguy!

 

[schneiderguy]

Schneiderguy raises his mighty hammer and strikes the evil beast named Brigandier!

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Hai, handsome. :flutters eyelashes seductively in Brigandier's direction;

 

[Brigandier]

<smote>IMAGE OF SMOTE</smote>

Schneiderguy raises his mighty sword and strikes the evil beast named Brigandier!

Schneiderguy scores a critical hit, brigandiers is wounded for 30 damage! Brigandier flees! Dog enters the battle field, striking up where brigandier left off! Dog wounds schneiderguy for 3 damage.

 

[Newbian]

Schneiderguy raises his mighty sword and strikes the evil beast named Brigandier!

The fact that there is no sword in that image means you get eaten by said beast.

 

[schneiderguy]

The fact that there is no sword in that image means you get eaten by said beast.

:whiste:

 

[Brigandier]

Hai, handsome. :flutters eyelashes seductively in Brigandier's direction;

brigandier invites HamburgerBoy to join his party, says, "wanna watch my pitbull fuck up or fuck schneiderguy?"

Addendum: we'll get gold out of it either way.

 

[schneiderguy]

Schneiderguy scores a critical hit, brigandiers is wounded for 30 damage! Brigandier flees! Dog enters the battle field, striking up where brigandier left off! Dog wounds schneiderguy for 3 damage.

Schneiderguy sticks his 11 incher into Dog's tight butthole:wub::wub:

 

[HamburgerBoy]

brigandier invites HamburgerBoy to join his party, says, "wanna watch my pitbull fuck up or fuck schneiderguy?"

I was trying to cast Charm on you, but sure thing bro.

 

[Brigandier]

Schneiderguy sticks his 11 incher into Dog's tight butthole:wub::wub:

Doggit is wounded, thought schneider guy wanted love! Dog flees the battle field! Brigandier timidly enters the foray, tempted schneider guy with *pound it*!

 

[schneiderguy]

Doggit is wounded, thought schneider guy wanted love! Dog flees the battle field! Brigandier timidly enters the foray, tempted schneider guy with *pound it*!

Schneiderguy charges Brigandier, enraged that he has taken away his lover!

 

[Brigandier]

Schneiderguy charges Brigandier, enraged that he has taken away his lover!

Brigandier is put off his gaurd, twirls away from schneiderguy and tries an off hand attack....and at -2, he fails, but doggit barks approvingly!

 

[schneiderguy]

Brigandier is put off his gaurd, twirls away from schneiderguy and tries an off hand attack....and at -2, he fails, but doggit barks approvingly!

Schneiderguy charges his laser!