Yeah NewEgg reviews crack me up. My favorite thing is when someone rates down a product because of a missing feature or whatever that was blatantly obvious if they would have bothered looking at the product pictures or reading the specs *before* buying. As if it's the fault of the manufacturer that they're too stupid/lazy to do research before buying.
I also think it's kind of unfair to give a product one egg just because you got a DOA. I don't care how good a company's quality control is, duds are going to roll of the line, it's just inevitable. It can happen with any part, no matter how high the quality. Better to wait until you get a replacement, and if it works, then leave like 3 or 4 eggs if the new one worked and you're satisfied with the product.
Also, if you get a part replaced four times, for example, and none of them work, it's time to stop blaming the part and start looking elsewhere for the problem. The probability of receiving more than two DOA parts in a row is ridiculously small. Either something else in your system is broken, there's some kind of compatibility issue, or you're installing something wrong.