I have a secret admirer. (UPDATED 6/3/05!!!)

[GoingUp]

If I were you I'd stop showering at the gym

 

[CptFarlow]

Go to this site and get the shirt that says, "Sorry boys, I eat pussy." That'll let him know.

 

[Ikonomi]

1. No more showering at the gym.
2. The wedding ring is going back on, took it off when I broke my finger as it was buddy taped to another.
3. Not talking to my boss in the morning.
4. Maybe buying a "I like chicks not dicks" shirt.
5. changing my work out times, this will be interesting since he apparently is there early in the mornings and during the lunch hours. I could go after work but prefer and early workout.

BTW, you are overreacting. Just tell him that you're not gay.

 

[thegimp03]

Hahah...maybe it's your boss!?

 

[Rage187]

Originally posted by: chuckywang
You wouldn't be mad if it was a female but mad if it was a male? The fact that you're married makes this a double standard.

Totally different.

I'm trying to look good for the girls, not the guys.

 

[Kadarin]

LMAO! :laugh:

Just think... you've certainly set off someone's gaydar!

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: Rage187

Originally posted by: chuckywang
You wouldn't be mad if it was a female but mad if it was a male? The fact that you're married makes this a double standard.

Totally different.

I'm trying to look good for the girls, not the guys.

The only person you need to look good for is your wife.

 

[lavagirl669]

respond and find out who it is and fix him up w/ Rbloedow?

 

[brigden]

Nothing to get worked up about. Being "sickened" is ridiculous shows your ignorance. Just pop your wedding ring back on and forget about it.

 

[Rage187]

being sickened is a natural reaction.


people kill other people overless and get let off.


I think I'm handling this very well for being a southern boy transplanted to the left coast.

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: Rage187

1. I work out at the gym daily.
2. Had a personal trainer.
3. Sessions ended and I got a gift certificate to the gym.
4. Today got flowers and a letter.
5. Gift certificate and flowers are from a DUDE at the gym (wtfbbqbarf)

You're all out of order on your steps. You forgot step one, which is contract severe homophobia.

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
LMAO! :laugh:

Just think... you've certainly set off someone's gaydar!

Good point Astaroth33, in your steps OP, you should also include

"Stop wearing neon pink running shorts"

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: djheater

Originally posted by: Rage187

1. I work out at the gym daily.
2. Had a personal trainer.
3. Sessions ended and I got a gift certificate to the gym.
4. Today got flowers and a letter.
5. Gift certificate and flowers are from a DUDE at the gym (wtfbbqbarf)

You're all out of order on your steps. You forgot step one, which is contract severe homophobia.

that was known a priori.

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: Rage187
being sickened is a natural reaction.


people kill other people overless and get let off.


I think I'm handling this very well for being a southern boy transplanted to the left coast.

Wow.

You know, people say I'm judgemental and yet I wouldn't say what you just did. I've been approached by gay men, directly, three different times and I didn't react like you are. It's not hard to say, "I'm straight".

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: Rage187
being sickened is a natural reaction.


people kill other people overless and get let off.


I think I'm handling this very well for being a southern boy transplanted to the left coast.

Wow.

You know, people say I'm judgemental and yet I wouldn't say what you just did. I've been approached by gay men, directly, three different times and I didn't react like you are. It's not hard to say, "I'm straight".

But aren't you afraid that if gay people think you're gay... that perhaps they're seeing things in you that are gay, but you're just unaware of? And *maybe* you are gay?

 

[tami]

put the wedding ring back on for sure. the rest is up to you. i think a shirt showing your sexual orientation is a good idea.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Rage187

2. The wedding ring is going back on, took it off when I broke my finger as it was buddy taped to another.

I hought they outlawed gay weddings...


:heart:,
Your Secret Admirer

 

[Rage187]

I was a club kid for most of the nineties, I've had my fair share of guys offering their services. They're just more up front about it instead of sending me secret messages and gifts.

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: Looney
But aren't you afraid that if gay people think you're gay... that perhaps they're seeing things in you that are gay, but you're just unaware of? And *maybe* you are gay?

No

Someone else wondering if I have three arms does not *maybe* make me have three arms.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Looney
But aren't you afraid that if gay people think you're gay... that perhaps they're seeing things in you that are gay, but you're just unaware of? And *maybe* you are gay?

Reverse gaydar?

 

[Tiamat]

:laugh:

 

[Rage187]

Originally posted by: DAGTA

Originally posted by: Looney
But aren't you afraid that if gay people think you're gay... that perhaps they're seeing things in you that are gay, but you're just unaware of? And *maybe* you are gay?

No

Someone else wondering if I have three arms does not *maybe* make me have three arms.

lol, good answer.

 

[dcdude]

sounds like the plot to a terrible sitcom

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: dcdude
sounds like the plot to a terrible sitcom

That's actually a really good way to describe it...

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: dcdude
sounds like the plot to a terrible sitcom

Ha!

"Three Men and a Gym"
"In and Out of the Gym"
"Working Men"
"Body Building Buddies"

haha