I have a problem =[

Twista

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Sometimes I take the car out on friday nights and go sleep in some random parking lot, all to make my parents think I actually have friends. And the thing thats worse is sometimes I fill a latex glove with warm water and pretend I'm holding a girls hand"
 

iamwiz82

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Jan 10, 2001
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We in the business call this Mustangeoma. It's not terminal, but it takes much effort to overcome.

I pray for you. :(
 

Baked

Lifer
Dec 28, 2004
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Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Don't worry. I do this too. You're not alone.

If I cover your username, I would've guessed this post coming from FBB.
 

Twista

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^^ To the last to replies.

Im glad to know im not alone. I also must admit:
Sometimes I log on AIM with 2 different usernames and have cyber sex with myself
 

MyThirdEye

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Dec 29, 2005
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Originally posted by: Twista
^^ To the last to replies.

Im glad to know im not alone. I also must admit:
Sometimes I log on AIM with 2 different usernames and have cyber sex with myself

seems legit to me.
 

Baked

Lifer
Dec 28, 2004
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Originally posted by: Twista
^^ To the last to replies.

Im glad to know im not alone. I also must admit:
Sometimes I log on AIM with 2 different usernames and have cyber sex with myself

Ok, that's just fucked up. You crossed the line is now sadder than FBB.
 

MotF Bane

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Dec 22, 2006
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Originally posted by: Baked
Originally posted by: Twista
^^ To the last to replies.

Im glad to know im not alone. I also must admit:
Sometimes I log on AIM with 2 different usernames and have cyber sex with myself

Ok, that's just fucked up. You crossed the line is now sadder than FBB.

That isn't possible. *snorgle* trumps that narrowly.
 

Capt Caveman

Lifer
Jan 30, 2005
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Originally posted by: Baked
Originally posted by: Twista
^^ To the last to replies.

Im glad to know im not alone. I also must admit:
Sometimes I log on AIM with 2 different usernames and have cyber sex with myself

Ok, that's just fucked up. You crossed the line is now sadder than FBB.

Does Twista also own a fleshlight?
 

Twista

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Jun 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: Baked
Originally posted by: Twista
^^ To the last to replies.

Im glad to know im not alone. I also must admit:
Sometimes I log on AIM with 2 different usernames and have cyber sex with myself

Ok, that's just fucked up. You crossed the line is now sadder than FBB.

Does Twista also own a fleshlight?

No, i actually made my own homemade toy. I admit.
How to: http://www.ehow.com/how_224980...&utm_campaign=yssp_art
 

Durbalanar

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Jan 9, 2009
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uhm is this a joke? I dont wanna seem rude, I am new here.
I will pray for you too. Thats not a joke, if your post isnt.
 

Capt Caveman

Lifer
Jan 30, 2005
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Originally posted by: Twista
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: Baked
Originally posted by: Twista
^^ To the last to replies.

Im glad to know im not alone. I also must admit:
Sometimes I log on AIM with 2 different usernames and have cyber sex with myself

Ok, that's just fucked up. You crossed the line is now sadder than FBB.

Does Twista also own a fleshlight?

No, i actually made my own homemade toy. I admit.
How to: http://www.ehow.com/how_224980...&utm_campaign=yssp_art

I'm sure FBB will be your friend.
 

Twista

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Jun 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: Twista
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: Baked
Originally posted by: Twista
^^ To the last to replies.

Im glad to know im not alone. I also must admit:
Sometimes I log on AIM with 2 different usernames and have cyber sex with myself

Ok, that's just fucked up. You crossed the line is now sadder than FBB.

Does Twista also own a fleshlight?

No, i actually made my own homemade toy. I admit.
How to: http://www.ehow.com/how_224980...&utm_campaign=yssp_art

I'm sure FBB will be your friend.

Who is FBB?
 

Capt Caveman

Lifer
Jan 30, 2005
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Originally posted by: Twista
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: Twista
Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Originally posted by: Baked
Originally posted by: Twista
^^ To the last to replies.

Im glad to know im not alone. I also must admit:
Sometimes I log on AIM with 2 different usernames and have cyber sex with myself

Ok, that's just fucked up. You crossed the line is now sadder than FBB.

Does Twista also own a fleshlight?

No, i actually made my own homemade toy. I admit.
How to: http://www.ehow.com/how_224980...&utm_campaign=yssp_art

I'm sure FBB will be your friend.

Who is FBB?

Your new fleshlight buddy.
 

Twista

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Jun 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
:( You wanna come over and JO in my train room? You can have some imitation crab meat after.

Is this craiglist??
 

RedArmy

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Mar 1, 2005
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Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
:( You wanna come over and JO in my train room? You can have some imitation crab meat after.

I will if I get to kick the trains and buildings around!
 

Regs

Lifer
Aug 9, 2002
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Sometimes I drive off on my wife to make it seem like I have a g/f.