I have a problem =[

[Twista]

Sometimes I take the car out on friday nights and go sleep in some random parking lot, all to make my parents think I actually have friends. And the thing thats worse is sometimes I fill a latex glove with warm water and pretend I'm holding a girls hand"

 

[Aimster]

rather than waste time on here go to a chatroom and find a gf

 

[iamwiz82]

We in the business call this Mustangeoma. It's not terminal, but it takes much effort to overcome.

I pray for you.

 

[Tsaico]

I have no idea what this means, but good luck.

 

[amdhunter]

what

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Don't worry. I do this too. You're not alone.

 

[Q]

Me three!

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
Don't worry. I do this too. You're not alone.

If I cover your username, I would've guessed this post coming from FBB.

 

[Twista]

^^ To the last to replies.

Im glad to know im not alone. I also must admit:
Sometimes I log on AIM with 2 different usernames and have cyber sex with myself

 

[MyThirdEye]

Originally posted by: Twista
^^ To the last to replies.

Im glad to know im not alone. I also must admit:
Sometimes I log on AIM with 2 different usernames and have cyber sex with myself

seems legit to me.

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: Twista
^^ To the last to replies.

Im glad to know im not alone. I also must admit:
Sometimes I log on AIM with 2 different usernames and have cyber sex with myself

Ok, that's just fucked up. You crossed the line is now sadder than FBB.

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: Twista
^^ To the last to replies.

Im glad to know im not alone. I also must admit:
Sometimes I log on AIM with 2 different usernames and have cyber sex with myself

Ok, that's just fucked up. You crossed the line is now sadder than FBB.

That isn't possible. *snorgle* trumps that narrowly.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: Twista
^^ To the last to replies.

Im glad to know im not alone. I also must admit:
Sometimes I log on AIM with 2 different usernames and have cyber sex with myself

Ok, that's just fucked up. You crossed the line is now sadder than FBB.

Does Twista also own a fleshlight?

 

[Twista]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: Twista
^^ To the last to replies.

Im glad to know im not alone. I also must admit:
Sometimes I log on AIM with 2 different usernames and have cyber sex with myself

Ok, that's just fucked up. You crossed the line is now sadder than FBB.

Does Twista also own a fleshlight?

No, i actually made my own homemade toy. I admit.
How to: http://www.ehow.com/how_224980...&utm_campaign=yssp_art

 

[Durbalanar]

uhm is this a joke? I dont wanna seem rude, I am new here.
I will pray for you too. Thats not a joke, if your post isnt.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: Twista

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: Twista
^^ To the last to replies.

Im glad to know im not alone. I also must admit:
Sometimes I log on AIM with 2 different usernames and have cyber sex with myself

Ok, that's just fucked up. You crossed the line is now sadder than FBB.

Does Twista also own a fleshlight?

No, i actually made my own homemade toy. I admit.
How to: http://www.ehow.com/how_224980...&utm_campaign=yssp_art

I'm sure FBB will be your friend.

 

[theflyingpig]

this is not a suicide post

It should be.

 

[Twista]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Twista

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: Twista
^^ To the last to replies.

Im glad to know im not alone. I also must admit:
Sometimes I log on AIM with 2 different usernames and have cyber sex with myself

Ok, that's just fucked up. You crossed the line is now sadder than FBB.

Does Twista also own a fleshlight?

No, i actually made my own homemade toy. I admit.
How to: http://www.ehow.com/how_224980...&utm_campaign=yssp_art

I'm sure FBB will be your friend.

Who is FBB?

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: Twista

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Twista

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: Twista
^^ To the last to replies.

Im glad to know im not alone. I also must admit:
Sometimes I log on AIM with 2 different usernames and have cyber sex with myself

Ok, that's just fucked up. You crossed the line is now sadder than FBB.

Does Twista also own a fleshlight?

No, i actually made my own homemade toy. I admit.
How to: http://www.ehow.com/how_224980...&utm_campaign=yssp_art

I'm sure FBB will be your friend.

Who is FBB?

Your new fleshlight buddy.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: theflyingpig

this is not a suicide post

It should be.

:Q

 

[Twista]

Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer

Originally posted by: theflyingpig

this is not a suicide post

It should be.

:Q

 

[DangerAardvark]

You wanna come over and JO in my train room? You can have some imitation crab meat after.

 

[Twista]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
You wanna come over and JO in my train room? You can have some imitation crab meat after.

Is this craiglist??

 

[RedArmy]

Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
You wanna come over and JO in my train room? You can have some imitation crab meat after.

I will if I get to kick the trains and buildings around!

 

[Regs]

Sometimes I drive off on my wife to make it seem like I have a g/f.