I have a new found addiction to McDonalds

[z1ggy]

Super Size Me.

 

[tHa ShIzNiT]

I agree with OP. To me mcdonalds is like the best tasting thing ever, but I pretty much never let myself eat it. Once or twice a year maybe. Also, Cheez-Its. Those things are also "the best tasting thing ever". Someone needs to invent cheez-its that somehow have everything in them that makes you perfectly healthy. Like a perfect ratio of protein-fat-carbs and also good stuff like fiber, vitamins, and minerals. And then I could just eat cheez-its all day and be happy. Invent it.

 

[Ns1]

It begins.

 

[terry107]

Also, Cheez-Its. Those things are also "the best tasting thing ever".

Dear God yes. I have to restrain myself from buying boxes of Cheez-Its at the grocery store because I'll go home and eat the whole box in a day.

 

[tHa ShIzNiT]

its so hard to stop eating those things. they are truly the food equivalent of crack cocaine.

 

[Ns1]

The first thing I did was open up the McChicken. Immediately I could smell the glorious mayo that accompanies every McChicken. There was a considerable amount of mayo here, and unfortunately was not spread as much as it could have been. The salad also looked to be a day too old, and crappy iceburg to boot.

The chicken, however, was a perfect patty. Seriously, look at how beautiful that thing is. I flipped the orientation of the top bun so that the mayo would be spread evenly across the surface of the patty.

I have a fear of commitment so I’m only going to make half a McGangbang. I cut the McChicken in half – WOW, look at that amazing interior! Absolutely perfect.

Now for the double cheeseburger. Look at how perfectly non-melted that cheese is – the finest processed cheese around. I also cut this bad boy in half – the meat was cooked to my liking and the proportion of pickles/onions/condiments to meat was perfect.

Of course, the McGangBang is something that is supposed to be greater than the sum of it’s parts. Does it deliver?

 

[Ns1]

Well here I am assembling this beast. I gotta say, it’s the prettiest McGangabang I’ve seen so far. No fucking way I’m fitting it in my mouth though. Gotta press the shit down.

 

[tHa ShIzNiT]

truly frightening

 

[Ns1]

First bite:

God I'm disgusted with myself. 4 goddamn pieces of bread in this fucking thing, what the fuck? Does it get any better?

 

[slightlyhuman]

It's called educating

not "getting off"

do you have to a be a douche rocket in every post? step off of your high horse. i like your mortgage info but you sure come off as an ass hole most of the time you click submit:thumbsup:

 

[Ns1]

Halfway finished now. The top of the bun has been destroyed - the bun is not meant to withstand the force of my mandibles blowing through 4 pieces of bread.

 

[Baked]

That's so fucking disgusting! You should've added a small fries to it.

 

[Ns1]

things I learned today:

a McGangbang is not greater than the sum of it's parts.

 

[iRONic]

Ahahaha!

 

[blackdogdeek]

this thread just got awesomer

 

[lxskllr]

The first thing I did was open up the McChicken. Immediately I could smell the glorious mayo that accompanies every McChicken. There was a considerable amount of mayo here, and unfortunately was not spread as much as it could have been.

That's where you fucked up. To make a superior McChicken, you get it sans mayo, and ask for a pack of hot picante sauce. It makes it marginally healthier, but more importantly it tastes better.

 

[blackdogdeek]

That's where you fucked up. To make a superior McChicken, you get it sans mayo, and ask for a pack of hot picante sauce. It makes it marginally healthier, but more importantly it tastes better.

i don't know, man. nothing tastes better than mayo.

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

Halfway finished now. The top of the bun has been destroyed - the bun is not meant to withstand the force of my mandibles blowing through 4 pieces of bread.

lol. We need some more restaurant reviews of different places.

 

[Ns1]

Never again McGangbang, never again.

When you first bite into it, it's like biting into a big mac. All that bread, the pickles, no meat/cheese flavor, and no sauce to boot. Just mayo. Except it doesn't finish like a cheeseburger...it finishes like a McChicken. An extremely bready McChicken.

 

[blackdogdeek]

Never again McGangbang, never again.

When you first bite into it, it's like biting into a big mac. All that bread, the pickles, no meat/cheese flavor, and no sauce to boot. Just mayo. Except it doesn't finish like a cheeseburger...it finishes like a McChicken. An extremely bready McChicken.

clearly, it's time for more mcdonalds to wash out the unsatisfying flavor from your mouth.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Haven't you watched super size me?

 

[Ns1]

Haven't you watched super size me?

Unlike that fatass I exercise and don't super size my meals.

 

[iRONic]

i don't know, man. nothing tastes better than mayo.

Oh hell no! Mayo is heinous.

 

[blackdogdeek]

Oh hell no! Mayo is heinous.

wat? the only thing better than mayo is bacon. covered in mayo.

 

[iRONic]

wat? the only thing better than mayo is bacon. covered in mayo.

No. Nein. Negative.

It's a felony to sully the awesome taste of bacon with that oily goo.