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Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: WamBamThnkUMam
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
I thought you masturbated vigorously?

That only works the muscles in my right arm. I need a total body workout if I'm gonna go to the gym.

Why don't you try masturbating vigorously with your LEFT arm?

Actually I do get a good workout with the left arm too because that is the arm I use to voraciously rub my nipples while masturbating vigorously with my right arm.
 
Originally posted by: WamBamThnkUMam
Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: WamBamThnkUMam
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
I thought you masturbated vigorously?

That only works the muscles in my right arm. I need a total body workout if I'm gonna go to the gym.

Why don't you try masturbating vigorously with your LEFT arm?

Actually I do get a good workout with the left arm too because that is the arm I use to voraciously rub my nipples while masturbating vigorously with my right arm.

:Q
 
Originally posted by: WamBamThnkUMam
Originally posted by: Jehovah
Originally posted by: WamBamThnkUMam
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
I thought you masturbated vigorously?

That only works the muscles in my right arm. I need a total body workout if I'm gonna go to the gym.

Why don't you try masturbating vigorously with your LEFT arm?

Actually I do get a good workout with the left arm too because that is the arm I use to voraciously rub my nipples while masturbating vigorously with my right arm.

I'd think that you'd get a better overall workout and better zoning of your arms if you interchanged positions of your arms once in w ahile!
 
Originally posted by: AnyMal
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
In all my years of going to the gym, i've NEVER seen another person tease or insult another person.

Is this a school gym, or is this a real gym? School gym i can see this happening, but a real gym?

He's probably talking about prison gym 😛

Martha was probably giving him bad looks while winnona is trying to steal his shoe laces......
Jk

But man that sucks. I would think that this happens a lot though. I mean I am over weight (almost 290) and when I see other overweight people exercizing the pompus skinny prick in my head thinks "yeah run fatty, why dont you eat a twinkie while your at it" then I regain sanity and think "wow I should be doing that". I am going to be joining a gym also in the near future (once I get my license). And I agree. If people do it fvck'em. It will just make me more motivated. More power to you man.

-Xionide
 
Originally posted by: X-Man
/rant on

You know who you are. You muscle-bound overpumped, steroid freaks who make faces and jokes at my expense when I'm in the gym. Here's a clue, dumbasses - there are mirrors on the wall.

Yeah, I know I'm overweight. Kinda hard to miss the GD fact since I've been the "big kid" my entire life. I was six feet tall, 220 pounds, in 8th grade.

So now, here I am, doing the right thing, trying to get healthy. And what do I get? Dicks like you making fun of me while I'm trying to do it. I wonder though, what the hell is your motivation?

Are you trying to shame me, to make me feel like I'm not worthy to be in your world? Too late, that happens to me every day. I'm used to that.

Are you making fun of me because you think I'm going to give up? Not a chance. I got my wake up call, even if it took a baseball bat to the head in the form of an A1C blood test. Your laughing at me is only giving me motivation. Seeing your sneers made me kick my cardio up a notch.

I hate you because you're the same kind of inconsiderate prick that populates this place, who looks at a 140-pound girl and proclaims "She's fat." Yeah, well, screw you guys. I look forward to the day when you're no longer 17, when your diet of Mountain Dew, Doritos and Snickers bars combines to give you an ass the size of Sputnik. And then I'll be the better man - because I've been there. I won't be laughing at you, but I'll pity you. Because your disdain is all the fuel and motivation I need.

:|

I see guyz like you in the gym EVERY DAY. I'm 6'4 and a burly 240 and when you see me you will generally MOVE!!! However, I'm very helpful, and knowledgable about exercising. If you are doing reps or excercises incorrectly, do you want advice? Will you take some feedback on how to improve your tone? Do you want to know how to work muscle groups together to compliment your overall fitness goal? Perhaps, perhaps not. AFter 5 years in the gym pretty consistently, I've given good advice to dozens but watched on silently as HUNDREDS worked out improperly. Mainly because they think they know what they are doing are have taken advice of trainers that don't know a striation from their assholio. Big guys in the gym are big because they work very hard for it. No steroids or roid rage here...just sweat, consistency and good diet.

Ask for advice, be polite and excercise some good people skillz and you'll get more help than you ever dreamed of. You might even get a workout buddy that will help you find new limits to what your body can do. Don't worry about the assholes, every gym has one or two, but IMHO most folx are there to get fit and don't mind sharing their knowledge with a n00b, regardless of shape or size.

Finally, don't be a whiner. AT 6' and 220 you got potential that few other peeps have. Work hard, sweat profusely and use a towel in the gym

Gravity
 
Sounds like you should find yourself a new gym. I remember going back when i was out of shape, and i've never seen anything like this happen to myself or others.
 
Originally posted by: X-Man
/rant on

You know who you are. You muscle-bound overpumped, steroid freaks who make faces and jokes at my expense when I'm in the gym. Here's a clue, dumbasses - there are mirrors on the wall.

Yeah, I know I'm overweight. Kinda hard to miss the GD fact since I've been the "big kid" my entire life. I was six feet tall, 220 pounds, in 8th grade.

So now, here I am, doing the right thing, trying to get healthy. And what do I get? Dicks like you making fun of me while I'm trying to do it. I wonder though, what the hell is your motivation?

Are you trying to shame me, to make me feel like I'm not worthy to be in your world? Too late, that happens to me every day. I'm used to that.

Are you making fun of me because you think I'm going to give up? Not a chance. I got my wake up call, even if it took a baseball bat to the head in the form of an A1C blood test. Your laughing at me is only giving me motivation. Seeing your sneers made me kick my cardio up a notch.

I hate you because you're the same kind of inconsiderate prick that populates this place, who looks at a 140-pound girl and proclaims "She's fat." Yeah, well, screw you guys. I look forward to the day when you're no longer 17, when your diet of Mountain Dew, Doritos and Snickers bars combines to give you an ass the size of Sputnik. And then I'll be the better man - because I've been there. I won't be laughing at you, but I'll pity you. Because your disdain is all the fuel and motivation I need.

:|

You should really start going to the gym in the morning. At 5am no one cares what everyone looks like, they are there at that time is there because they are serious, not because they want to show off.

Good luck and most importantly KEEP GOING!!
 
Originally posted by: Mustangrrl
That really sucks, what a bunch of half-wits. And there must have been a LOT of them because chubby or not, you'd kick the sh!t out of most men - you're tall AND built big. Idiots, man, don't worry about them. Congrats on the motivation, it's tough!

I'm a lover, not a fighter, Robin. 😉 Although that guy at the water park about peed his pants, huh? 😉 😀
 
UPDATE : I've lost 34 pounds, 1 shirt size, and several inches off of my waist in a little over six weeks. They say that hate burns you up, but mine is keeping me warm.

That is all.
 
Originally posted by: X-Man
/rant on

You know who you are. You muscle-bound overpumped, steroid freaks who make faces and jokes at my expense when I'm in the gym. Here's a clue, dumbasses - there are mirrors on the wall.

Yeah, I know I'm overweight. Kinda hard to miss the GD fact since I've been the "big kid" my entire life. I was six feet tall, 220 pounds, in 8th grade.

So now, here I am, doing the right thing, trying to get healthy. And what do I get? Dicks like you making fun of me while I'm trying to do it. I wonder though, what the hell is your motivation?

Are you trying to shame me, to make me feel like I'm not worthy to be in your world? Too late, that happens to me every day. I'm used to that.

Are you making fun of me because you think I'm going to give up? Not a chance. I got my wake up call, even if it took a baseball bat to the head in the form of an A1C blood test. Your laughing at me is only giving me motivation. Seeing your sneers made me kick my cardio up a notch.

I hate you because you're the same kind of inconsiderate prick that populates this place, who looks at a 140-pound girl and proclaims "She's fat." Yeah, well, screw you guys. I look forward to the day when you're no longer 17, when your diet of Mountain Dew, Doritos and Snickers bars combines to give you an ass the size of Sputnik. And then I'll be the better man - because I've been there. I won't be laughing at you, but I'll pity you. Because your disdain is all the fuel and motivation I need.

:|

This sounds like junior high stuff. How old are you?

 
Actually X-Man, the artificial satellite Sputnik was about the size of a grapefruit. If you want a Russian space program reference, you could go with the Mir spacestation. Not nearly as amusing though. Maybe Skylab would be a good reference, though it isn't russian. I've always been partial to the phrase "ass the size of Montana".

Anyway, I'm sorry that there are guys that treat you like that at your gym. That is really stupid, IMHO. Fvck those guys though. They have arms so big they can't grab their cacks.

Ryan
 
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
In all my years of going to the gym, i've NEVER seen another person tease or insult another person.

Is this a school gym, or is this a real gym? School gym i can see this happening, but a real gym?

me either, my first impression is that you (X-Man) are trying to find an excuse to NOT work out. Either that or you are just paranoid.
 
Like stated, real men don't make fun of anyone else's physical condition. You do that at my gym, you get your ass beat. By both the fat and the fit people.
 
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: Moralpanic
In all my years of going to the gym, i've NEVER seen another person tease or insult another person.

Is this a school gym, or is this a real gym? School gym i can see this happening, but a real gym?

me either, my first impression is that you (X-Man) are trying to find an excuse to NOT work out. Either that or you are just paranoid.

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Yeah, I'm looking for an excuse not to work out. You've got me nailed there, buddy. If you paid for your psychology courses I'd ask for your money back - this is motivation to me, dumbass.

Apparently some of you are missing the point. I'm still working out - interestingly enough I haven't seen the two dicks who prompted this thread in about a month; guess they didn't have the motivation I do.
 
Heck I thought it read like a Gatoraid commercial too, an internal dialogue. At 34 pounds lost, the attitude seems to be working out just fine.

For those who didn't grow up 'the big kid' or 'the dorky kid' or 'the poor kid wearing decade out of fashion handmedowns' it may seem paranoid or immature. And maybe it is. But tell a (insert race) person he's being paranoid or immature when he's surrounded by (some other race) folks and thinks every whispered comment is about them. Tell that to a woman working in an office surrounded by men. When you don't fit in with a group, especially when you're new to the group, it's really easy to wonder why that guy over there was just laughing, but clammed up and looked away when you glanced over. Especially if you've grown up with very real taunting about the exact same aspect of yourself.

Good job, X-Man
 
Originally posted by: rgwalt
Actually X-Man, the artificial satellite Sputnik was about the size of a grapefruit. If you want a Russian space program reference, you could go with the Mir spacestation. Not nearly as amusing though. Maybe Skylab would be a good reference, though it isn't russian. I've always been partial to the phrase "ass the size of Montana".

Anyway, I'm sorry that there are guys that treat you like that at your gym. That is really stupid, IMHO. Fvck those guys though. They have arms so big they can't grab their cacks.

Ryan

Yeah, I was going to say, Sputnik was only a few inches in size...😕
 
dont let them bother you. work out a lot and get bigger than them and then laugh at them. people like that are just pathetic.
 
X-Man... You know you are doing it right. Naysayers can say whatever they want... They are just quickly proven how naive they really are. 😉
 
Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
Originally posted by: rgwalt
Actually X-Man, the artificial satellite Sputnik was about the size of a grapefruit. If you want a Russian space program reference, you could go with the Mir spacestation. Not nearly as amusing though. Maybe Skylab would be a good reference, though it isn't russian. I've always been partial to the phrase "ass the size of Montana".

Anyway, I'm sorry that there are guys that treat you like that at your gym. That is really stupid, IMHO. Fvck those guys though. They have arms so big they can't grab their cacks.

Ryan

Yeah, I was going to say, Sputnik was only a few inches in size...😕

Measured it, yourself, eh? 😛
 
Originally posted by: X-Man
UPDATE : I've lost 34 pounds, 1 shirt size, and several inches off of my waist in a little over six weeks. They say that hate burns you up, but mine is keeping me warm.

That is all.
Good for you, X-Man!!

 
Sorry this sh!t is happening, but dude I'm glad you're getting in shape. I started out at 14 and gave up for three years. Anyways, I'm back in the game and starting an exercise routine. Also, I to have never seen anyone be made fun of in a gym. Too bad your gym is like that, perhaps you could file a complaint. Hope the situation betters. :beer:=Light that is.
 
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