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i hate you, comcast

brblx

brblx

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thanks for at least keeping my internet half-working so i can troll your reps.

Marigel > Hello you, Thank you for contacting Comcast Live Chat Support. My name is Marigel. Please give me one moment to review your information.
Marigel > How are you doing today?
me > my TV don't work yo.
Marigel > I understand that you have a problem about your cable TV. I am happy to help you.
me > im confused because it's been out for hours but all my friends with AT&T have working TV's
Marigel > I understand your concern, Rene.
Marigel > Just to verify, are you getting any message or error code?
me > one TV has been 80% done searching for service for awhile
me > the other one says whats on but i think its lying because the screen is black and it doesnt say 'black screen'
Marigel > Thanks for these information, Rene.
Marigel > I would be glad to assist you with your cable TV issue. Before we can start with our troubleshooting process, I will run a diagnostic first in your account.
Marigel > Please bear with me for a moment.
Marigel > Rene, how many TVs are affected with this issue?
me > one sec let me get a calculator
me > three
Marigel > Thank you.
Marigel > Please bear with me for a moment while I am still running the diagnostic.
Marigel > Rene, thanks for patiently waiting.
Marigel > I have already finished performing the diagnostic and I see here that there's an on going outage in your market.
Marigel > However, our technicians are already working on this issue. I have also created a ticket in reference to this outage so that once the outage issue is resolved, your connection will also be restored right away.
me > ok
me > so when will i have TV
Marigel > Here's the ticket number: CR264168473
me > i would like an inage
Marigel > We have no definite time line on when the issue will be restored.
Marigel > Just to verify, you mean image?
me > no like the opposite of outage
Marigel > Oh.

...minutes pass...

me > ok well thanks for that i'm gonna go back to staring at the wall
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no, being a dick for a reason.

trolling.

might as well occupy one of their worthless people for the money i'm paying.
 
Slick5150 said:
The CSR was trying to be helpful. You were being a dick to her.

Not trolling.
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aw, i see you're the type who likes to show sympathy for the poor tortured souls forced into servitude of shitty, terrible companies that have no right to even exist in a civilized society. good for you.

i, however, say fuck them. you want to be treated like a real person, get a real job.

i treat employees of insurance companies the same way.
 
brblx said:
aw, i see you're the type who likes to show sympathy for the poor tortured souls forced into servitude of shitty, terrible companies that have no right to even exist in a civilized society. good for you.

i, however, say fuck them. you want to be treated like a real person, get a real job.

i treat employees of insurance companies the same way.
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you're officially an asshole
 
Leros said:
its called being a decent human being
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i do that in person to people who i don't despise.

i finally told them not to send the bill this month because it won't be paid. if they won't be accountable for being down a quarter of the month, it's off to AT&T we go. hell, even without a replacement i would cancel without hesitation at this point.

final straw-

dickbreath > I do apologize for the inconvenience that you are having in your area, please be assured that Comcast will fix this problem in no time.
me > 'in no time?' besides that making you sound like you have a learning disability, it makes your company sound despicable seeing as our service has been out all day
me > since 'no time' doesnt actually have a quantified duration, i guess that's interchangable with 'infinity time,' right?
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Oh I get it now. You're trolling us. Nobody is actually that stupid and that much of a douchebag.
 
lol. ok that was funny. but still i try to be nice to the poor unfortunate people i call when i have a issue. its not like they caused it.


when i had comcast for a year they were great. wish i had them over what i can get now.
 
brblx said:
aw, i see you're the type who likes to show sympathy for the poor tortured souls forced into servitude of shitty, terrible companies that have no right to even exist in a civilized society. good for you.

i, however, say fuck them. you want to be treated like a real person, get a real job.

i treat employees of insurance companies the same way.
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Yeah, how dare they want to be gainfully employed?! Those assholes!

You're seriously a tool.
 
the only people who this strikes a chord with are those who have accepted that their life is worth nothing more than servitude to an invisible entity. perhaps try and do more with your time that suckle at the dry teet of a gluttonous and diseased mother.
 
brblx said:
the only people who this strikes a chord with are those who have accepted that their life is worth nothing more than servitude to an invisible entity. perhaps try and do more with your time that suckle at the dry teet of a gluttonous and diseased mother.
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So... what do you do for a living?
 
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