I hate small toilets

[IanE]

My toilet is 11" tall....

I'm 6' tall...

....damnit




TOILET PROTEST

 

[ViRGE]

In all seriousness, there has to be a way to design a better toilet. These things are built for the least common denominator (3 year olds) and it sucks for the rest of us as a result.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

You know. I hate the crappy urinals with the big bowls with a fvcking pool of water that just splashes. What's worse is that these urinal bowls stick OUTWARDS a lot and there's no fvcking barrier on the sides. What the hell is this world thinking? And not to mention these were just added in the summer of 06. Way to spend money remodeling a fvcking bathroom.

 

[Tsaico]

Originally posted by: aphex

Originally posted by: AznAnarchy99
My friend has a toilet thats way too small, length wise. My penis always hits the seat.

Its not just the seat, my pecker touches the inside of the bowl. Nastiness.

I have these toilets in my new house.... as soon as I have some more money, they are on their way out.

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: loki8481

Originally posted by: RossMAN
ToTo Drake Elongated FTW

got any coupons? if I can see myself staying in this place for a couple years, I might ask the landlord if I can bring in a plumber and put in a new toilet at my own expense (OTOH, I might just gtfo when my lease is up... but at least my next move won't be as expensive as this one is)

When I was renting part of a house it included our own little bathroom. The landlord agreed to pay for half the cost of a new toilet and installed it himself. I think the Toto Drake was around $230?

 

[Saint Michael]

Originally posted by: Vich
My main problem is not splash its that when you sit on the round seats and put your elbows on your knees, (such as when i shit) my penis will either touch the inner bowl or the water. Therefore I need to sit straight up with good posture ...

Pain in the ass i cant relax!!!


Elongated bowls FTW!

Be proactive, tuck your package in.

 

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: Cogman

Originally posted by: Bateluer
You're too fat. Lose some weight.

Your too short, grow taller...

I hate little toilets for the splash factor (that and squatting down to take a dump kind of sucks)

You'd prefer to stand?

Bombs Away!

 

[indamixx99]

that + morning wood FTL

 

[Chaotic42]

Like this? I had to look these things up. I've never seen a toilet that small. I guess there's one nice thing about your state being the most obese: No small toilets.

 

[IGBT]

..how bout those "low flow" eco-theist crapers ya have to flush numerous times to clear the log jam.

 

[Bateluer]

From reading this thread, you'd think the average penis size in here was 12in.

"Oh, my wang hits the bowl, *cry*, oh my wang touches the water *cry*"

If morning wood is causing your pecker to be uncomfortable, then wait a bit for it to go down. Seems like toilet sizes are a pretty pointless issue to discuss, bit of a waste of internet bandwidth.

 

[skyking]

Kohler Comfort Height, SRP $250
That is what we have and I recommend it.

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: Bateluer
From reading this thread, you'd think the average penis size in here was 12in.

"Oh, my wang hits the bowl, *cry*, oh my wang touches the water *cry*"

If morning wood is causing your pecker to be uncomfortable, then wait a bit for it to go down. Seems like toilet sizes are a pretty pointless issue to discuss, bit of a waste of internet bandwidth.

Have you never used a smallish toilet? I'm sure that men that are below average size encounter that situation too... even when not encountering morning wood.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: loki8481
the apartment I just moved into has one... it sucks to the point where I've been trying to avoid using it as much as possible. wish I'd noticed before I signed the lease :/

my apartment does too. I can't stand it. If I owned the place first thing I'd do is rip out the toilet and put in an elongated one.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: aphex

Originally posted by: AznAnarchy99
My friend has a toilet thats way too small, length wise. My penis always hits the seat.

Its not just the seat, my pecker touches the inside of the bowl. Nastiness.

Yeah I hate that. Or when it touches the water....

Yep and yep. :thumbsdown:

 

[dennilfloss]

Lifer: "Damn that water is cold!" :shocked:

Elite Member: "Deep too."

 

[Excelsior]

I encountered one of these toilets in Alberta. It was awful. What a small fucking toilet seat.

 

[mooglemania85]

Waaaah. Be grateful you don't have to use a squat toilet!

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: mooglemania85
Waaaah. Be grateful you don't have to use a squat toilet!

I can guarantee you not only would I get it all over the toilet, I'd get it on the walls too.

 

[IGBT]

Originally posted by: mooglemania85
Waaaah. Be grateful you don't have to use a squat toilet!

..mabe the new trend in foot baths could be quelled by using them as squat pots.

 

[Eos]

More than once I've sat down on a public toilet with the split seat and pinched my sack...

Absolutely true.

 

[Adn4n]

I avoid my buddy's place like the plague because I have to hold my pecker up when I sit down on the toilet.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: eos
More than once I've sat down on a public toilet with the split seat and pinched my sack...

Absolutely true.

why would you want to take a dump on a public toilet?

btw, do they have ass gaskets in men's rooms?

 

[dennilfloss]

For some reason, the term ass gasket always makes me grin like a Beavis-teenager even though I've never encountered those in real life, just seen pics posted on Internet forums..:laugh:

 

[NoShangriLa]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: mooglemania85
Waaaah. Be grateful you don't have to use a squat toilet!

I can guarantee you not only would I get it all over the toilet, I'd get it on the walls too.

You will be surprise how easy it is to clean them toilet and the water pressure is more than enough to make sure there are no skid mark left behind.

The best thing about them toilet is that you do not have to land your ass on dirty/piss stained toilet seats, lift un sanitize seat with your hands to piss, and you don't have to touch any thing to flush the toilet.