I hate small toilets

[mooglemania85]

Originally posted by: NoShangriLa

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: mooglemania85
Waaaah. Be grateful you don't have to use a squat toilet!

I can guarantee you not only would I get it all over the toilet, I'd get it on the walls too.

You will be surprise how easy it is to clean them toilet and the water pressure is more than enough to make sure there are no skid mark left behind.

The best thing about them toilet is that you do not have to land your ass on dirty/piss stained toilet seats, lift un sanitize seat with your hands to piss, and you don't have to touch any thing to flush the toilet.

Is that Bush's latest bill? No Skid Mark Left Behind?

You don't have to sit, but you do have to worry about falling backwards and sitting in the pile of crap you just left. Not too mention wiping.

 

[thomsbrain]

ok, now this is what i'm talking about. a guy seriously doesn't have room to do #1 and #2 at the same time unless there's the elongated bowl. and i hate brushing up against the front of it.

i'm of perfectly average height and weight, and i won't even claim to be packing a .50 Desert Eagle down below, either. it's just common sense for any guy that the elongated bowl is best.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: aphex
Elongated bowls FTW

Seriously, people put these in by choice?

Are you saying you have a wide stance?

 

[heymrdj]

Originally posted by: Pepsi1337
Elongated bowls are a necessity for those of us with deep voices.

:thumbsup:

 

[Eos]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: eos
More than once I've sat down on a public toilet with the split seat and pinched my sack...

Absolutely true.

why would you want to take a dump on a public toilet?

btw, do they have ass gaskets in men's rooms?

Because I'm standing in a truck stop in CT and I live in OR?

And yes.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: heymrdj

Originally posted by: Pepsi1337
Elongated bowls are a necessity for those of us with deep voices.

:thumbsup:

aye..hate it when I get a seriously sh!tty sitz that I didn't willingly secure

 

[Quasmo]

I poop in my basement because it has a bigger bowl.

 

[pyonir]

This thread is pretty shitty.

 

[HombrePequeno]

In the house I just moved out of there is a short bowl with an elongated lid. I always had to make sure the bowl ring was clean before I dropped a deuce.

 

[Rogodin2]

Try being 6'6" with balls of steel.

Rogo

 

[ric0chet06]

lose the padonkadonk

 

[BUTCH1]

I guess I'm lucky, my house still has the same toilet that was installed in '72.
It's got a whopping 7 gallon tank for power to spare, whatever I leave behind
this baby can dispose of without problem. It's like having a 426 Hemi version
of a crapper!!

 

[feralkid]

Originally posted by: BUTCH1
I guess I'm lucky, my house still has the same toilet that was installed in '72.
It's got a whopping 7 gallon tank for power to spare, whatever I leave behind
this baby can dispose of without problem. It's like having a 426 Hemi version
of a crapper!!

Some of those can flush a raincoat.





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[OutHouse]

my house has small toilets, the builder put in the cheapest of the cheap toilet made for midgets :|. its like sitting on a bucket, both clog if there is more than 10 sheets of TP being flushed sometimes less. next years tax refund im buying two new toilets, after 10 years i have had enough.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: aphex
Elongated bowls FTW

Seriously, people put these in by choice?

:thumbsup: All the toilets in my house are elongated bowls. I hate it when my cock touches the bowl or the seat...that disgusts me.