I hate small toilets

[aphex]

Elongated bowls FTW

Seriously, people put these in by choice?

 

[nageov3t]

the apartment I just moved into has one... it sucks to the point where I've been trying to avoid using it as much as possible. wish I'd noticed before I signed the lease :/

 

[Bateluer]

You're too fat. Lose some weight.

 

[Cogman]

Originally posted by: Bateluer
You're too fat. Lose some weight.

Your too short, grow taller...

I hate little toilets for the splash factor (that and squatting down to take a dump kind of sucks)

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Cogman

Originally posted by: Bateluer
You're too fat. Lose some weight.

Your too short, grow taller...

I hate little toilets for the splash factor (that and squatting down to take a dump kind of sucks)

If only I had the money to fund my adjustable toilet idea.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Cogman

Originally posted by: Bateluer
You're too fat. Lose some weight.

Your too short, grow taller...

I hate little toilets for the splash factor (that and squatting down to take a dump kind of sucks)

You'd prefer to stand?

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: Cogman

Originally posted by: Bateluer
You're too fat. Lose some weight.

Your too short, grow taller...

I hate little toilets for the splash factor (that and squatting down to take a dump kind of sucks)

You'd prefer to stand?

I prefer to sit.

 

[Syringer]

Lose the big ass. The toilet is telling you something.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Lose the big ass. The toilet is telling you something.

The design is inherently flawed! The real issue here is having to take a crap with your knees under your chin.

 

[jiggahertz]

What are you people talking about?

 

[Tobolo]

OMG I cannot stand those little round seats. I am a tall boy and the elongated bowl is a necessity!

 

[Pepsi1337]

Elongated bowls are a necessity for those of us with deep voices.

 

[RossMAN]

ToTo Drake Elongated FTW

 

[nageov3t]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
ToTo Drake Elongated FTW

got any coupons? if I can see myself staying in this place for a couple years, I might ask the landlord if I can bring in a plumber and put in a new toilet at my own expense (OTOH, I might just gtfo when my lease is up... but at least my next move won't be as expensive as this one is)

 

[Flammable]

are you guys talking about those toilets where its just a hole?

 

[imported_Imp]

I'll take the small one. It FREAKS me out whenever I use "public" toilets and those elongated bowls are bigger than my as*... Even worse is when I see/feel that the toilet seat is not completely secured, and I'm sitting there the whole time praying that it doesn't give anytime soon. I'd kill myself if I ever fell in.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

My friend has a toilet thats way too small, length wise. My penis always hits the seat.

 

[NoShangriLa]

Toilet is a choice of the builder/home owner. Change the toilet if you are a home owner, because standard toilet is design with a certain height for the average user (including children) & size to accommodate the clearance require by code.

 

[txrandom]

My parents upgraded my bathroom at home from a "normal" sized toilet to a large toilet, but I've already moved out.

My apartments toilet is way too small. If anyone asks, I'm 5'11" an 135 and by no means overweight. These toilets are only fine for kids.

 

[aphex]

Originally posted by: AznAnarchy99
My friend has a toilet thats way too small, length wise. My penis always hits the seat.

Its not just the seat, my pecker touches the inside of the bowl. Nastiness.

 

[Canai]

Originally posted by: aphex

Originally posted by: AznAnarchy99
My friend has a toilet thats way too small, length wise. My penis always hits the seat.

Its not just the seat, my pecker touches the inside of the bowl. Nastiness.

Yeah I hate that. Or when it touches the water....

 

[0roo0roo]

i just hate shallow shorted walled bowls
spatter city...
dudes know what i mean

 

[novasatori]

Originally posted by: Canai

Originally posted by: aphex

Originally posted by: AznAnarchy99
My friend has a toilet thats way too small, length wise. My penis always hits the seat.

Its not just the seat, my pecker touches the inside of the bowl. Nastiness.

Yeah I hate that. Or when it touches the water....

slam dunks ftl

 

[Regs]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
i just hate shallow shorted walled bowls
spatter city...
dudes know what i mean

Yeah I also hate those "high-efficacy" low water usage pieces of junk at work. I don't know half the time I'm either taking a shit or building a collage.

 

[Vich]

My main problem is not splash its that when you sit on the round seats and put your elbows on your knees, (such as when i shit) my penis will either touch the inner bowl or the water. Therefore I need to sit straight up with good posture ...

Pain in the ass i cant relax!!!


Elongated bowls FTW!