I hate coffee. I can't help it. :(

[zinfamous]

I don't like coffee by itself either. It's just too damned bitter to enjoy without some sort of sweetener in it.

don't use sweetener. just use steamed/frothed milk. That should provide more than enough sweetening. If it needs anything more than that, then the coffee is probably shitty.

 

[zinfamous]

coffee makes me feel like taking a shit. If that's normal, I don't know why anyone actually likes it.

it is the greatest diuretic/laxative ever--and that's a good thing, really.

 

[Doppel]

Just drink it black, you'll get used to it. I hated coffee too, but I needed a pick me up when I worked nights. If you drink it black there's no calories and there's actually some health benefits. After about 6 months the taste had grown on me, I love my black coffee now.

black coffee coffee breath!

 

[amdhunter]

I am ok with coffee. I just hate when the stupid cashiers think I didn't pay for it. Makes me want to throw it at them.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

I am ok with coffee. I just hate when the stupid cashiers think I didn't pay for it. Makes me want to throw it at them.

How are you paying for it without going to the cashier?

 

[zanejohnson]

over the years the coffee euphoria has absolutely grown on me, one of my high points of the day is waking up to a big strong cup of coffee, wakes me right up, gets the creative juices going, when i was younger i never really noticed it much, but nowdays i love the feeling

 

[wty]

I need it make me alert.

 

[Chaotic42]

How are you paying for it without going to the cashier?

http://www.nj.com/gloucester-county/index.ssf/2012/05/philadelphia_man_throws_coffee.html

 

[Fritzo]

I need it make me alert.

No you don't. The world has enough Lerts.