I hate alcohol

[PAB]

I hit a birthday party today for a friend's 50th and my auto detailer brought his two incredibly good looking daughters.

One thing led to another and the grey goose got out. Nobody wanted to do a shot with her so I said OK I'LL BE THE MAN AROUND HERE and slammed it.

How the ****** do y'all drink that stuff? Yeech.


For a minute there I thought PAB was back.
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[SchrodingersDog]

That's what you get for partying with the help.

 

[altonb1]

You owned yourself.

 

[dartworth]

you chill it down fool...

did everyone laugh when you claimed to be a man...?

 

[spacelord]

Grey Goose is pretty smooth as far as a straight shot goes. If you really need to chase it... do a lemon drop, dip a lemon wedge in some sugar, do the shot, then eat the lemon. (not the peel..) It will kill any aftertaste.
and after about 8 more of those you'll drink anything.

 

[rocadelpunk]

shens to topic title.

 

[TWControls]

Originally posted by: dartworth
you chill it down fool...

did everyone laugh when you claimed to be a man...?

No, straight up and room temp.

 

[JDrake]

:shocked: blasphemy

 

[Soccerman06]

Goose is good, try going to the $8L crap.

 

[TWControls]

And admit it, you were trying to impress them. It gets harder to hang every year

 

[Kadarin]

That's it... you're just going to have to smash your friend's windshield, or bust up his table, or whine on ATOT, or something, just to prove you have some testosterone.

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
That's it... you're just going to have to smash your friend's windshield, or bust up his table, or whine on ATOT, or something, just to prove you have some testosterone.

I've got plenty of testosterone. It shows in the form of diesel suburbans.

 

[Neurorelay]

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
That's it... you're just going to have to smash your friend's windshield, or bust up his table, or whine on ATOT, or something, just to prove you have some testosterone.

I've got plenty of testosterone. It shows in the form of diesel suburbans.

Which you sold for a neon which is crashed up. So now you are just a banged up girly man.

 

[newParadigm]

Try doin that wit like some really good Tequila...or BIcardi 151, dat ****** burns mans

 

[preslove]

If shooting grey goose disgusts you then you are a total fvcking LOSER!!!! I was shooting grey goose today at my old boss's going away party. It was easy as pie. Literally. It was like eating a nice key lime pie.

Pansy.

 

[Fullmetal Chocobo]

While I was drinking Ketel One, I had my friend drink "Military Special". HAHAHA. Bastard. That's what he gets for giving me cheap ass vodka for the nice bottle he stole from me when I was on deployment. How in the hell can you take a sailors alcohol? When they aren't even there, no less!

 

[j00fek]

Originally posted by: altonb1
You owned yourself.

rofl

puss cant hold his alcohol

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: Neurorelay

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
That's it... you're just going to have to smash your friend's windshield, or bust up his table, or whine on ATOT, or something, just to prove you have some testosterone.

I've got plenty of testosterone. It shows in the form of diesel suburbans.

Which you sold for a neon which is crashed up. So now you are just a banged up girly man.

No, I did not sell it for a neon. I sold it for cash, which I took a portion of to buy a neon.

 

[Neurorelay]

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: Neurorelay

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
That's it... you're just going to have to smash your friend's windshield, or bust up his table, or whine on ATOT, or something, just to prove you have some testosterone.

I've got plenty of testosterone. It shows in the form of diesel suburbans.

Which you sold for a neon which is crashed up. So now you are just a banged up girly man.

No, I did not sell it for a neon. I sold it for cash, which I took a portion of to buy a neon.

Point still stands.

 

[clamum]

That stuff is weak.

 

[newParadigm]

Originally posted by: Neurorelay

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: Neurorelay

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
That's it... you're just going to have to smash your friend's windshield, or bust up his table, or whine on ATOT, or something, just to prove you have some testosterone.

I've got plenty of testosterone. It shows in the form of diesel suburbans.

Which you sold for a neon which is crashed up. So now you are just a banged up girly man.

No, I did not sell it for a neon. I sold it for cash, which I took a portion of to buy a neon.

Point still stands.

I agree. A Jetta TDI woulda been a better alternative if you switched for fuel economy, and woulda still been deisel...

Though my RX-7 pwns yo ass

It in fact looks just like this (ill have to get an acutal pic of it up soon).

 

[Theiananator]

Goose is good. Now rubles vodka, that is terrible.

 

[Trogdor91]

Originally posted by: Soccerman06
Goose is good, try going to the $8L crap.

Yeah all the high class stuff like Skol, Gordons, or Dimitri. Lots of bad memories....that I barely remember.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: PAB
I hit a birthday party today for a friend's 50th and my auto detailer brought his two incredibly good looking daughters.

One thing led to another and the grey goose got out. Nobody wanted to do a shot with her so I said OK I'LL BE THE MAN AROUND HERE and slammed it.

How the ****** do y'all drink that stuff? Yeech.

We've already established that you're insane, but this reinforces it. I absolutely love vodka.

 

[PAB]

Originally posted by: newParadigm

Originally posted by: Neurorelay

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: Neurorelay

Originally posted by: PAB

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
That's it... you're just going to have to smash your friend's windshield, or bust up his table, or whine on ATOT, or something, just to prove you have some testosterone.

I've got plenty of testosterone. It shows in the form of diesel suburbans.

Which you sold for a neon which is crashed up. So now you are just a banged up girly man.

No, I did not sell it for a neon. I sold it for cash, which I took a portion of to buy a neon.

Point still stands.

I agree. A Jetta TDI woulda been a better alternative if you switched for fuel economy, and woulda still been deisel...

Though my RX-7 pwns yo ass

It in fact looks just like this (ill have to get an acutal pic of it up soon).

Yes, but when you're buying things at the Citifinancial repo sale - you can't exactly be picky.