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I hit a birthday party today for a friend's 50th and my auto detailer brought his two incredibly good looking daughters.

One thing led to another and the grey goose got out. Nobody wanted to do a shot with her so I said OK I'LL BE THE MAN AROUND HERE and slammed it.

How the ****** do y'all drink that stuff? Yeech.


For a minute there I thought PAB was back.😱
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Grey Goose is pretty smooth as far as a straight shot goes. If you really need to chase it... do a lemon drop, dip a lemon wedge in some sugar, do the shot, then eat the lemon. (not the peel..) It will kill any aftertaste.
and after about 8 more of those you'll drink anything.
 
That's it... you're just going to have to smash your friend's windshield, or bust up his table, or whine on ATOT, or something, just to prove you have some testosterone.
 
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
That's it... you're just going to have to smash your friend's windshield, or bust up his table, or whine on ATOT, or something, just to prove you have some testosterone.
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I've got plenty of testosterone. It shows in the form of diesel suburbans.
 
Originally posted by: PAB
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
That's it... you're just going to have to smash your friend's windshield, or bust up his table, or whine on ATOT, or something, just to prove you have some testosterone.
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I've got plenty of testosterone. It shows in the form of diesel suburbans.
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Which you sold for a neon which is crashed up. So now you are just a banged up girly man. 🙂
 
If shooting grey goose disgusts you then you are a total fvcking LOSER!!!! I was shooting grey goose today at my old boss's going away party. It was easy as pie. Literally. It was like eating a nice key lime pie.

Pansy.
 
While I was drinking Ketel One, I had my friend drink "Military Special". HAHAHA. Bastard. That's what he gets for giving me cheap ass vodka for the nice bottle he stole from me when I was on deployment. How in the hell can you take a sailors alcohol? When they aren't even there, no less!
 
Originally posted by: Neurorelay
Originally posted by: PAB
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
That's it... you're just going to have to smash your friend's windshield, or bust up his table, or whine on ATOT, or something, just to prove you have some testosterone.
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I've got plenty of testosterone. It shows in the form of diesel suburbans.
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Which you sold for a neon which is crashed up. So now you are just a banged up girly man. 🙂
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No, I did not sell it for a neon. I sold it for cash, which I took a portion of to buy a neon.
 
Originally posted by: PAB
Originally posted by: Neurorelay
Originally posted by: PAB
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
That's it... you're just going to have to smash your friend's windshield, or bust up his table, or whine on ATOT, or something, just to prove you have some testosterone.
Click to expand...

I've got plenty of testosterone. It shows in the form of diesel suburbans.
Click to expand...


Which you sold for a neon which is crashed up. So now you are just a banged up girly man. 🙂
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No, I did not sell it for a neon. I sold it for cash, which I took a portion of to buy a neon.
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Point still stands. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Neurorelay
Originally posted by: PAB
Originally posted by: Neurorelay
Originally posted by: PAB
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
That's it... you're just going to have to smash your friend's windshield, or bust up his table, or whine on ATOT, or something, just to prove you have some testosterone.
Click to expand...

I've got plenty of testosterone. It shows in the form of diesel suburbans.
Click to expand...


Which you sold for a neon which is crashed up. So now you are just a banged up girly man. 🙂
Click to expand...

No, I did not sell it for a neon. I sold it for cash, which I took a portion of to buy a neon.
Click to expand...


Point still stands. 🙂
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I agree. A Jetta TDI woulda been a better alternative if you switched for fuel economy, and woulda still been deisel...

Though my RX-7 pwns yo ass

It in fact looks just like this (ill have to get an acutal pic of it up soon).
 
Originally posted by: Soccerman06
Goose is good, try going to the $8L crap.
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Yeah all the high class stuff like Skol, Gordons, or Dimitri. Lots of bad memories....that I barely remember.
 
Originally posted by: PAB
I hit a birthday party today for a friend's 50th and my auto detailer brought his two incredibly good looking daughters.

One thing led to another and the grey goose got out. Nobody wanted to do a shot with her so I said OK I'LL BE THE MAN AROUND HERE and slammed it.

How the ****** do y'all drink that stuff? Yeech.
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We've already established that you're insane, but this reinforces it. I absolutely love vodka.
 
Originally posted by: newParadigm
Originally posted by: Neurorelay
Originally posted by: PAB
Originally posted by: Neurorelay
Originally posted by: PAB
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
That's it... you're just going to have to smash your friend's windshield, or bust up his table, or whine on ATOT, or something, just to prove you have some testosterone.
Click to expand...

I've got plenty of testosterone. It shows in the form of diesel suburbans.
Click to expand...


Which you sold for a neon which is crashed up. So now you are just a banged up girly man. 🙂
Click to expand...

No, I did not sell it for a neon. I sold it for cash, which I took a portion of to buy a neon.
Click to expand...


Point still stands. 🙂
Click to expand...

I agree. A Jetta TDI woulda been a better alternative if you switched for fuel economy, and woulda still been deisel...

Though my RX-7 pwns yo ass

It in fact looks just like this (ill have to get an acutal pic of it up soon).
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Yes, but when you're buying things at the Citifinancial repo sale - you can't exactly be picky.
 
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