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I had an interesting night at work

Iron Woode

Iron Woode

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So I was working tonight when the phone rang. A woman wanted some subs delivered. She was out of our delivery range so I was checking to see which store was closer to her. I asked her what area she lived in and she told me it and then she went on about her new apt. How it has a awesome kitchen and looks great.

Then things got real interesting. here's what she said next:

woman: "my apt looks nice. I do, too. 44DD, 26, 36."
Iron Woode: 😵
woman: "I used to be a stripper. Now I work in a Chinese restaurant."
Iron Woode: "I see. That's awesome."
woman: "you have a nice voice. Do you have a girl friend? How old are you?"
Iron Woode: "Thanks. No I don't. I am **."
woman: "that's not old. I am 34. You should come to the Lotus Garden one day."
Iron Woode: "I think I will. I hope I see you there."

wow. I learned a long time ago that dating strippers is a bad idea. However, curiosity is getting the better of me. I might just check her out next week.

😛
 
OMG... This has bad amateur porn written all over it. :laugh:

Hi. You ordered a submarine sandwich?
Yes I did... I hope it has lots of seamen...


Good luck IW. I wish you all the best. Deliver like the pro we all know you are.
 
Originally posted by: venkman
Make sure Lotus Garden isn't a Tranny strip club.
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ohh fvck.. lmao... yikes

BUT.. back to the delivery.. you were supposed to leave work early and bang dat ho.. delivering her your meat eaters special
 
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