- Oct 10, 1999
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So I was working tonight when the phone rang. A woman wanted some subs delivered. She was out of our delivery range so I was checking to see which store was closer to her. I asked her what area she lived in and she told me it and then she went on about her new apt. How it has a awesome kitchen and looks great.
Then things got real interesting. here's what she said next:
woman: "my apt looks nice. I do, too. 44DD, 26, 36."
Iron Woode:
woman: "I used to be a stripper. Now I work in a Chinese restaurant."
Iron Woode: "I see. That's awesome."
woman: "you have a nice voice. Do you have a girl friend? How old are you?"
Iron Woode: "Thanks. No I don't. I am **."
woman: "that's not old. I am 34. You should come to the Lotus Garden one day."
Iron Woode: "I think I will. I hope I see you there."
wow. I learned a long time ago that dating strippers is a bad idea. However, curiosity is getting the better of me. I might just check her out next week.
Then things got real interesting. here's what she said next:
woman: "my apt looks nice. I do, too. 44DD, 26, 36."
Iron Woode:
woman: "I used to be a stripper. Now I work in a Chinese restaurant."
Iron Woode: "I see. That's awesome."
woman: "you have a nice voice. Do you have a girl friend? How old are you?"
Iron Woode: "Thanks. No I don't. I am **."
woman: "that's not old. I am 34. You should come to the Lotus Garden one day."
Iron Woode: "I think I will. I hope I see you there."
wow. I learned a long time ago that dating strippers is a bad idea. However, curiosity is getting the better of me. I might just check her out next week.
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