I got teh jumped.

[iluvtruenos]

Originally posted by: mugs
Alright let me get this straight...

1. You and 2 girls beat up 4 guys? In other words you beat up 4 guys singlehandedly?
2. You actually looked at the clock before and after the fight and noticed that it was 9:42 before the fight and 9:52 after? This is what you were worried about, the time?
3. You think 9:42 to 9:52 is 8 minutes?
4. You post this on ATOT under the pretense of being worried that it took you too long to singlehandedly beat up 4 guys?

Sounds like a thinly-veiled bragging thread to me.

Yes, let's.

1. The two girls reference was for brigden and another woman. I was using their sex.
I was with two GUYS.

2. Yes, I actually looked at the clock before because it was too dark to see my watch, and my cell died.

3. Yes, the FIGHT lasted 8 minutes. The other 2 were spent trying to rationalize.

4. wtf?

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: MisterCornell
Get your state to pass one of these.

The bad part about having one of those is that you might USE IT.

And you will probably go to jail for a LONG LONG time...

 

[kreactor]

ahh you were in time attack mode

 

[MustangSVT]

Originally posted by: kreactor
ahh you were in time attack mode

LMAO LERROY!!! POWERRRR!!!

 

[squeeg22]

A few things I've learned:

- Make the first punch count. If you swing and miss or hit lightly with the first one, the guy you are fighting will only get more confident. Plus you'll phase him and make it an easier fight.

- When you are fighting more than one guy (2 or 3 vs. 1), make sure you pick one guy and make his life a living hell. Chances are that you are going to take a beating anyway, so make sure one of them feels your wrath as well.

- Get the guy on the ground and on his back. It is very difficult to punch or kick with any force from this position while you can get a ton or force into your punches. Just don't miss and hit the ground or else busted knuckles.

 

[Brutuskend]

Oh and if it is GOING to be a fight (One you KNOW is going to happens no matter what you do) GET IN THE FIRST PUNCH! (but then you have to worry about "Who started it" if the cops show up.

 

[Reel]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: iluvtruenos
It was like this:

PunkSkater1 spits on me. I send him to the ground. PS2/3 attack me at the same time, skinny friend takes on PS3, PS4 attacks fat friend. PS4/FF on the ground, I hit PS2 on the side of the neck, trip him, and kick him twice. PS3 and my other friend are locked together both punching the side of the other's head with the right hand, I tackle PS3, and we go down. PS2 comes up, and hits me in the back, and SF takes PS2 out. Then, seeing that he was alone, he stops, and runs away leaving the driver and his two friends lying on the street with the car running.

That took all of 8 minutes

I think the four of you should have picked one person and killed him to show the other three that you mean business.

:thumbsup:

 

[iluvtruenos]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Oh and if it is GOING to be a fight (One you KNOW is going to happens no matter what you do) GET IN THE FIRST PUNCH! (but then you have to worry about "Who started it" if the cops show up.

Oh....

How do I get around that? Can I be considered in danger if he pushed me?

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: iluvtruenos
It was like this:

PunkSkater1 spits on me. I send him to the ground. PS2/3 attack me at the same time, skinny friend takes on PS3, PS4 attacks fat friend. PS4/FF on the ground, I hit PS2 on the side of the neck, trip him, and kick him twice. PS3 and my other friend are locked together both punching the side of the other's head with the right hand, I tackle PS3, and we go down. PS2 comes up, and hits me in the back, and SF takes PS2 out. Then, seeing that he was alone, he stops, and runs away leaving the driver and his two friends lying on the street with the car running.

That took all of 8 minutes

I think the four of you should have picked one person and killed him to show the other three that you mean business.

That is the worst idea I've heard in the long, sad history of bad ideas.

 

[kreactor]

whip it out or better yet start stripping

nobody wants to fight a naked guy!

 

[skyking]

It depends on height, but there is one thing that really works well. If somebody closes up on you and they are the same height or taller, stepping in, lowering your head and head butting the he!! out of their nose/face will drop them like a bad habit. I was always the taller one dodging this technique, and if it lands it sucks so baad. The top of the head could care less, it is a close to a brick as your body has. Remember that one ladies!

 

[MisterCornell]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: MisterCornell
Get your state to pass one of these.

The bad part about having one of those is that you might USE IT.

And you will probably go to jail for a LONG LONG time...

Self defense is not a crime.

 

[Rebasxer]

Solution to all your street fighting problems!

 

[Kroze]

When you fight, you are fighting to kill. That's what you have ot put your mind to think like that.


Just be aggressive. keep on charging, punch if he's arm distance. Elbow him if he's too close. and if you're wrestling, do blood choke or just remember that wherever the head go, the body follows.


so if you want him on the ground, pull his head on the ground.

and if you're both on the ground, remember that whoever's on top will have a much better advantage.


Just remember to fight as if you're going to kill. So be as aggressive as if your life is depending on it.



well...that's jsut my 2cents. Semper Fi.

 

[thegimp03]

Eh, just if you're gonna smack the guy to hit through his face. Don't just aim for his face and stop.

 

[Kroze]

also by looking at your avatar. are you military?

Me, as a Marine, will try to avoid fights if possible. Because if i fight a civilian and win, i'll still lose. I'll get charged with assault with a deadly weapon even if i didn't use any. Civilian court considered your training in the Marines make you a weapon. So you'll get in bigger trouble.

Also, not only will you get in trouble with civilian court, you'll also get in trouble in Military court. The double jepardy law doesn't apply. You'll get fuked twice, once in civilian court and another one in military court.

 

[iluvtruenos]

Going to the Marines. Boot camp this summer.

I turn 18 in July, so I was planning on getting all my fights over with before that.

 

[axelfox]

Learn how to take one of them hostage. There are no rules to street fighting.

 

[MustangSVT]

Originally posted by: iluvtruenos
Going to the Marines. Boot camp this summer.

I turn 18 in July, so I was planning on getting all my fights over with before that.

lol great plan

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: MisterCornell
Get your state to pass one of these.

The bad part about having one of those is that you might USE IT.

And you will probably go to jail for a LONG LONG time...

Wouldn't some mace or pepper spray do in a pinch?

 

[gopunk]

you need to learn some sweet skills... you know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills...

 

[venk]

Go for the throat. It is much more sensative then the man fun bag.

 

[RbSX]

Originally posted by: blurredvision

Originally posted by: brigden
Grow up.

Doesn't sound like he initiated the fight, so you grow up. Every man has to protect himself.

Don't worry, brigden is one of the resident assho|es around here.. just ignore his statements.

 

[Landroval]

I guess the question is: were you trying to just defend yourself or are you asking how to do permanent damage to someone?

Being a woman my strategy is likely different, and I have no male ego to protect BUt perhaps some people, male or female, reading this may find this useful:

When I was younger I was attacked quite a number of times, always by larger men. In most cases they were trying to grab me, not punch me in the face. I used a tripping technique I learned in judo a few times to knock them over or make them lose their balance. I have also used deflection techniques from Aikido, which is very effective, especially when you are outsized or have more than one person grabbing at you. About five years ago was the last time I had to defend myself and I kicked the face of a guy trying to crawl under a toilet stall to get me. He was not expecting that and was in a panic by the time I got up (yes, off the toilet ...) and began trying to kick down the door of the stall he was in. When an attack occurs I usually surprise the guy by not being an easy target and not freezing up or panicking. They expect a scared and weak target at that point and they are the ones in shock. You really can intimidate even a much stronger and larger opponent that way. Even better, before anything physcial is initiated make yourself at ease and look confident but not confrontational. You'd be surprised how many people decide not to go further.

 

[Chunkee]

kick right above the knee cap hard with side kick and break his leg, he will be in great pain and fairly immobile for other types of damage.

JC