MichaelD
Lifer
- Jan 16, 2001
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That sounds very much like the "food replicator machine" in the Star Trek series, where you press a button and a perfectly cooked meal pops out in seconds. Where's the skill? Where's the "I learned how to do this the hard way?" People who rely on these sorts of fancy-schmancy cookery are the exact ones who will starve to death when the lights go out b/c they have no idea how to stick a piece of meat on a stick and hold it over an open fire. *harrumph-harrumph-bah-humbug!*
I am FAR from a "chef" of any kind, but I can cut/season meat, chop up veggies and either grill them or pan fry or make stew or whatever. After many years of getting right or wrong, most of the time it comes out right. B/C I learned through setting stuff on fire and ruining dinner, etc....and sitting there with a beverage, waiting for the timer to *ding* is PART of the whole "cooking" process. Computerizing it with probes and automatic timers is cheating. There is no pride in cheating, IMO. This fancy boil your stuff in a baggie with not one but TWO temperature probes for perfection, is just yet ANOTHER byproduct of the "I want it right now and I want it perfect and I want it cheap with no effort because I deserve it" generation. Heading a comment off at the pass: Microwaving is not cheating b/c you can still burn the crap out of the food...or explode boiling water, as I found out WAS possible.
I'm on the "I shoot my own food/I grow my own food/I brew my own beer" side...things that actually take effort. 68-degree eggs, my ass. Sounds more like "Samonella Egg Special" to me. You guys are the same people that buy Ikea furniture and then complain when it breaks in 4 months b/c you "can't pass it down to my son."
Teach your son how to cut up some beef ribs, season them and smoke'em for 8 hours. THAT is cooking. Your plastic-baggery cooking is Advanced Minute Rice For Pretentious Pricks. (no insult intended...but it is what it is).
I am FAR from a "chef" of any kind, but I can cut/season meat, chop up veggies and either grill them or pan fry or make stew or whatever. After many years of getting right or wrong, most of the time it comes out right. B/C I learned through setting stuff on fire and ruining dinner, etc....and sitting there with a beverage, waiting for the timer to *ding* is PART of the whole "cooking" process. Computerizing it with probes and automatic timers is cheating. There is no pride in cheating, IMO. This fancy boil your stuff in a baggie with not one but TWO temperature probes for perfection, is just yet ANOTHER byproduct of the "I want it right now and I want it perfect and I want it cheap with no effort because I deserve it" generation. Heading a comment off at the pass: Microwaving is not cheating b/c you can still burn the crap out of the food...or explode boiling water, as I found out WAS possible.
I'm on the "I shoot my own food/I grow my own food/I brew my own beer" side...things that actually take effort. 68-degree eggs, my ass. Sounds more like "Samonella Egg Special" to me. You guys are the same people that buy Ikea furniture and then complain when it breaks in 4 months b/c you "can't pass it down to my son."
Teach your son how to cut up some beef ribs, season them and smoke'em for 8 hours. THAT is cooking. Your plastic-baggery cooking is Advanced Minute Rice For Pretentious Pricks. (no insult intended...but it is what it is).
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