I give up

[HumblePie]

I'm facing the reality that I'm going to be single as long as I stay in San Antonio. I need to get the hell out of here. So, instead of spinning my wheels, wasting tons of cash trying to even get a girl to look at me twice, and what not I'll just give up trying. It's not that I can't get girls, I have in the past, it's just that I can't MEET any single girls around here that any sort of quality beyond a toothless hoebag that will do a sloppy blowjob for a five spot.

I just hope the rest of my crap from work come through so I can move on. I've been waiting on my clearance for ages to get creditted back to me since it's been backed up for years. Me and others I know as well so I know it's not just me waiting on this crap. Then I'm bolting from this forsaken town so fast it'll make superman look like it's standing still.

With that out of the way, here is to hoping I live long enough to see fruition of my goals. :beer: And here's to another night going to a movie alone again. At least Serenity is getting good reviews.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Sounds like a plan, don't try if you expect failure.

 

[Medicine Bear]

Ever thought that maybe it isn't the city but that it is you????

 

[J0hnny]

I'd like some humblepie!

 

[Sex Smurf]

How old are you and why are you so desperate for a relationship?

 

[Hammer]

you're just looking in the wrong places obviously.

 

[serialkiller]

come down to austin, its the number #1 singles city... also its ranked pretty high in the healthy and fit category.

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Ever thought that maybe it isn't the city but that it is you????

 

[Crucial]

Aren't you the guy that got used for sex by the stripper/salad girl? What ever happened with that?

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: Crucial
Aren't you the guy that got used for sex by the stripper/salad girl? What ever happened with that?

Stripper/salad girl? That is a helluva combo. I have to hear this story.

 

[Chunkee]

SA is a big city.... no chicks there huh?

here is a quote for you, "If the chips aren't flying, it is time to get a softer log or a sharper axe!" Perhaps you are looking at the wrong etiology of the problem

jC

 

[CraigRT]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: Crucial
Aren't you the guy that got used for sex by the stripper/salad girl? What ever happened with that?

Stripper/salad girl? That is a helluva combo. I have to hear this story.

wasn't that sonz?

 

[Sex Smurf]

Originally posted by: CraigRT

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: Crucial
Aren't you the guy that got used for sex by the stripper/salad girl? What ever happened with that?

Stripper/salad girl? That is a helluva combo. I have to hear this story.

wasn't that sonz?

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1649217&enterthread=y

 

[slimrhcp]

cliffs

 

[wasserkool]

aaawww don't worry, there is always TEHHH cuttieee grizzly bear that you can hug : http://www.oregonzoo.org/Cards/Tundra/images/bear.grizzly.jpg

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: slimrhcp
cliffs

here

 

[nakedfrog]

I guess I lost track of the thread, what happened to the stripper?

 

[tami]

Originally posted by: J0hnny
I'd like some humblepie!

i just molded my silly putty so that it looks like a brain.

 

[Transition]

Originally posted by: slimrhcp
cliffs

OP ran out of $5 bills

 

[wasserkool]

Don't you like this as company:
http://www.oregonzoo.org/Cards/Tundra/images/bear.grizzly.jpg

???

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: serialkiller
come down to austin, its the number #1 singles city... also its ranked pretty high in the healthy and fit category.

I really liked Austin when I lived there.

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: Sex Smurf

Originally posted by: CraigRT

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: Crucial
Aren't you the guy that got used for sex by the stripper/salad girl? What ever happened with that?

Stripper/salad girl? That is a helluva combo. I have to hear this story.

wasn't that sonz?

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1649217&enterthread=y

i think i see the problem

 

[HumblePie]

LOL, naw, that thread before that Sex Smurf linked to has alot of info about me. And no, the girl used me and left like it seems to be the case.

As for why I've been trying a bit harder as of late to hook up. Well, I've achieved almost every other goal I wanted in life except this. I duno, it's kind of an instinctual thing to want to be close with someone else and instincts are taking over for me? that and I'm 27,goingon 30 and soon 40 and what I want to find is a nice single girl, around a 5 to 8 of a 10 scale in looks, and a 8 to 10 on a personality scale that I like with no kids around the age of 23 to 29 and well, there isn't anything like that in SA. It's not about getting p00n for me anymore. Heck, if I wanted that, I know several doors I could knock on and get it. Seriously, there's this girl name Mardi (short for Mardisala) that works at my old job in CC and if you give her a little booze and pull on the back of her hair just right she'll go down on you so fast... well I won't go there. There's othes girls I know like that but I don't want to be with a girl like that. Despite the dangers involved from STDs and what not.

As I've said before, I never had a problem in Colorado, or Arizona, or heck in the week I spent in Utah at least getting girls to look at me twice. Around here, it doesn't happen and so I'm not going to worry about it until I can get the hell out of San Antonio.

Medicine, if you want a decent sorty, least I've come to the understanding most think my little tirade was a good story, then that link Sex Smurf posted might work. At the very least it's long enough to pass a bit of time at work if you need it to.

 

[MustangSVT]

Originally posted by: Sex Smurf

Originally posted by: CraigRT

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear

Originally posted by: Crucial
Aren't you the guy that got used for sex by the stripper/salad girl? What ever happened with that?

Stripper/salad girl? That is a helluva combo. I have to hear this story.

wasn't that sonz?

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...atid=38&threadid=1649217&enterthread=y

what in damnnation.. that's a book!!

 

[DaShen]

I know plenty of single girls that live in San Antonio. They are cute, smart, and successful. Not my type though. I think I have known them too long to think of them as anything else but friends.