I FSCKING HATE low flow toilets...

[letdown427]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
American Standard (toilet company in Trenton NJ)

Just found it funny that a company that makes crappers is called American Standard.

We have a place in Spain (that's in Europe 😉 ) that has those dual flusher things, it has a button that is kinda split in two, one bit bigger than the other, you can guess how that works. I'm not sure if masing both leads to some kind of über monster flush, but I'd like to think so.


To the OP:

Good rant, I'll rank that as a 9.5/10 for sure.

To the guy who doesn't flush his toilet:

Duuuuuuuude :shocked:

 

[altonb1]

Originally posted by: ATLien247
Alternative #1: Dump, flush, wipe, flush.
Alternative #2: Dump, wipe, flush and hold the handle until the tank empties.

Dave Barry FTW!

 

[40Hands]

OP has a sh!tty toilet and has trouble using a common household device properly. Case closed.

 

[imported_Phil]

How old are you goku?

 

[FoBoT]

yes, they rank up there with hitler and pol pot among the worst things of the 20th century

we have to flush most of our toilets twice everytime , so the low flow thing is a trick

also, they plug up 2-3 times a week

 

[wyvrn]

Oh man I was laughing out loud at work. Greatness!

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: Phil
How old are you goku?

Old enough to shove my ****** down your throat if you disagree with me, NOW ****** OFF ASSWIPE. :|

 

[SampSon]

So buy a new toilet.

 

[Howard]

http://www.terrylove.com/crtoilet.htm

 

[Gillbot]

Lowflows FTL

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: goku

Originally posted by: Phil
How old are you goku?

Old enough to shove my ****** down your throat if you disagree with me, NOW ****** OFF ASSWIPE. :|

So what, 15? 16? Good going noobie, you can't even use a toilet.

 

[Wag]

Stop eating so much, your poop wouldn't be so big.

 

[Rudee]

you whine like a little bitc%

 

[JS80]

I've seen low flush toilet rants on ATOT before...

 

[Howard]

Contrary to popular belief, there are low-flow toilets that'll flush most anything in one pass. You guys just got bad ones.

 

[NiKeFiDO]

Originally posted by: JS80
I've seen low flush toilet rants on ATOT before...

this is not a good sign for you, young grasshopper

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: goku

Originally posted by: Phil
How old are you goku?

Old enough to shove my ****** down your throat if you disagree with me, NOW ****** OFF ASSWIPE. :|

So you're 12?

 

[ballmode]

you are not the only one

 

[Kelemvor]

Originally posted by: Howard
Contrary to popular belief, there are low-flow toilets that'll flush most anything in one pass. You guys just got bad ones.

Good luck with getting anyone at ATOT to change there minds based on facts...

 

[JujuFish]

Wait... you read while your load is sitting there stinking up the place? :Q

 

[imported_Phil]

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: goku

Originally posted by: Phil
How old are you goku?

Old enough to shove my ****** down your throat if you disagree with me, NOW ****** OFF ASSWIPE. :|

So you're 12?

I like that better.

 

[Chiropteran]

Originally posted by: Howard
Contrary to popular belief, there are low-flow toilets that'll flush most anything in one pass.

I doubt it.

 

[lokiju]

Thats gotta be the longest rant I've ever read here.

You should start a blog 😛

But I agree, the place I live right now has the same issues, but the place prior was never one, I'm outta here on the 21st to a new place though so I hope the new throne works well.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Chiropteran

Originally posted by: Howard
Contrary to popular belief, there are low-flow toilets that'll flush most anything in one pass.

I doubt it.

Did you read my link?

 

[TStep]

I would suggest adding more Pabst Blue Ribbon to your daily dietary intake, but I'm not an advocate of underage drinking.