On windy days they can't be beat. Last big storm a family of six held onto them to keep from being swept up by a passing tornado. I wasn't aware of what was happening because I was busy trying to change the light fixture on my porch. Couldn't fix the fixture because the wiring was borked, but I was glad to have saved the family.
Also when women sit in my lap the girth of my legs is always commented on. To which I retort, "My legs aren't the only thing big down there."
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