I found this on the wall at my gym

[jlee]

 

[surfsatwerk]

And forever shall you be cursed with pants that crush your balls and tear out in the seat every time you bend over.

 

[Deeko]

My coach has a very large version of that hanging on the wall at my powerlifting gym.

 

[skace]

Thats awesome.

 

[conorvansmack]

That's a truly beautiful piece of poetry, and I hate art in all forms. Very cool.

 

[MJinZ]

And forever shall you be cursed with pants that crush your balls and tear out in the seat every time you bend over.

This. I don't mind big legs but also do not aspire to have legs like trees.

 

[surfsatwerk]

This. I don't mind big legs but also do not aspire to have legs like trees.

On windy days they can't be beat. Last big storm a family of six held onto them to keep from being swept up by a passing tornado. I wasn't aware of what was happening because I was busy trying to change the light fixture on my porch. Couldn't fix the fixture because the wiring was borked, but I was glad to have saved the family.

Also when women sit in my lap the girth of my legs is always commented on. To which I retort, "My legs aren't the only thing big down there."