i dont get horny anymore

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: Mermaidman
May I refer you to the following?

PIC

WTF HAHAHAHAHA OMG!!!

 

[ultimatebob]

Originally posted by: Meatyone

Originally posted by: KK
are you related to my wife?

KK's tongue-in-cheek comment reinforces my point: HE is undoubtedly interested in wasting time with sex, but his wife is using that time to do something IMPORTANT, like washing the dishes or doing laundry. But for her lack of interest in sex, the kitchen would be nasty and KK would have nothing clean to wear to work.

If you really think that doing laundry or dishes is more important than sex in a marriage, you should really see a therapist. I think that the OP should as well.

 

[Matt2]

Originally posted by: ultimatebob

Originally posted by: Meatyone

Originally posted by: KK
are you related to my wife?

KK's tongue-in-cheek comment reinforces my point: HE is undoubtedly interested in wasting time with sex, but his wife is using that time to do something IMPORTANT, like washing the dishes or doing laundry. But for her lack of interest in sex, the kitchen would be nasty and KK would have nothing clean to wear to work.

If you really think that doing laundry or dishes is more important than sex in a marriage, you should really see a therapist. I think that the OP should as well.

QFT.

OP claims he's 9".

It should be felony to have a 9" penis in high school and not use it!

I think the OP needs to just find the hottest girl that he can get with and just go for the gold.

If he can't get horny while in bed with a naked girl, than a trip to the doctor is in order.

 

[imported_goku]

If there is anything i've noticed, is that I lose my libido when I lose weight and when I put on weight, it goes up. (Basically if I lose weight, I won't be as horny as when I gain weight)

 

[Spineshank]

Im surprised no one is saying this has thread of the year potential yet.

 

[Meatyone]

Originally posted by: ultimatebob
If you really think that doing laundry or dishes is more important than sex in a marriage, you should really see a therapist. I think that the OP should as well.

I am not saying that. I am saying that it is a less productive activity and if we all had OP's lack of interest we would get a lot more dishes done. After sex, the bed is a mess, the sheets humid and wrinkled, somewhat musky in odor and both partners need a good shower (and teeth brushing). So now there are MORE domestic chores to be performed. Do some dishes and now you can sit down to watch Lost without feeling guilty. Or you can do your tax return. Sex only feels good while you are doing it. Clean dishes, well, they're priceless.

 

[alien42]

this thread is a riot

 

[Meatyone]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Based on the OP, it seems like he wants to be horny and is not. I agree that there is certainly a spectrum, but it seems like he wants to be interested but isn't.

My point is that he should feel blessed. It's like saying, gee, I wish I was addicted to crack. Sex costs money (for a man it always has an economic cost much of which can be quantified), it doesn't help you develop as a person, it is degrading (when you really come to realize you are doing EXACTLY the same thing as a rodent does when it mounts another rodent - trying to make more rodents), and it is not a productive activity.

OP should use all that extra time to do something important that the rest of us can't do because we are slaves to evolution. He could, for example, write a letter to a congressman.

 

[FallenHero]

I'm still calling shens on the OP penis size.