I decided to look around for something else to worship.

[sandorski]

FSM is displeased. So is Ceiling Cat.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I worship the God of Thunder...and Rock and Roll.

KT

Can you be more specific?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_thunder_gods

I'm a big fan of Thor myself.
Zeus and Jupiter are cool and all, but Thor could totally kick their behinds!

 

[KeithTalent]

Can you be more specific?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_thunder_gods

I'm a big fan of Thor myself.
Zeus and Jupiter are cool and all, but Thor could totally kick their behinds!

I meant this one:

KT

 

[ondarkness]

Logged in just to say how much I love this thread. Nice job OP.
Religion is my favorite joke.

 

[RearAdmiral]

You left off the first half:


snip

Get back in the kitchen.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

worshipping celestial objects is pretty creepy imho