I can count to molecules

[dighn]

Two chemists walk into a bar the first one orders H2O and the second chemist says he'll take H2O too. They both chug their drinks and the second chemist died.

haha not bad

 

[Slammy1]

Mensa seems a bit hard up for members. I got pre-approved as junk mail. I thought so much for elite club.

 

[jagec]

132 isn't bad, but it's hardly unheard of...

 

[Thebobo]

Why? I'm assuming she lives in Oak Ridge, which is the home of Y-12 and ORNL...lots of smart people in that area and a good school system. It definitely isn't Bucksnort, TN.

Lol thought you were kidding Bucksnort, TN

 

[alkemyst]

132 isn't bad, but it's hardly unheard of...

Depends on the scale/test they are using.

 

[PenguinPower]

Lol thought you were kidding Bucksnort, TN

Yeah...no...wasn't kidding. I see the exit sign every time I go down to Memphis.

 

[coldmeat]

The last girl I read about that showed a high IQ at an early age turned out to be schizophrenic.

 

[EliteRetard]

Last official IQ I took (this year, 60 questions 40 minutes) said I was 134 at 98.45%

I've always been marked 98-99%...well since sixth grade at least.

Mensa hasn't called me yet.
They probably aren't smart enough to find me.

 

[brianmanahan]

6.022x10^23

/thread

 

[alkemyst]

Last official IQ I took (this year, 60 questions 40 minutes) said I was 134 at 98.45%

I've always been marked 98-99%...well since sixth grade at least.

Mensa hasn't called me yet.
They probably aren't smart enough to find me.

What official IQ test is 60 questions and 40 minutes?

If it wasn't given by a Psychologist it wasn't really official usually.

 

[Jeff7]

The trade-off will more than likely be a debilitating social disorder.

+1 to ATOT's future userbase.

 

[IronWing]

6.022x10^23

/thread

Did you really count all the way to molecule? I think you cheated.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Never really understood mensa. Top 1% is HUGE when you're talking about the ENTIRE POPULATION.

It should be like Top. 01% or something. Top 1% is for highschools and crap.

 

[IronWing]

An Avogadro of avocados would mass about 2% the mass of the Earth.

 

[disappoint]

An Avogadro of avocados would mass about 2% the mass of the Earth.

Just had to check:

Average mass of an avocado: 0.2 kg

Avogadro's number: 6 x 10^23

An Avogadro of avocados: 1.2 x 10^23

Mass of Earth: 6 x 10^24

 

[EliteRetard]

What official IQ test is 60 questions and 40 minutes?

If it wasn't given by a Psychologist it wasn't really official usually.

I watched some people feed ducks a few days ago.

 

[alkemyst]

Never really understood mensa. Top 1% is HUGE when you're talking about the ENTIRE POPULATION.

It should be like Top. 01% or something. Top 1% is for highschools and crap.

The top 1-2% of intelligence is not as big a number as you think.

 

[alkemyst]

I watched some people feed ducks a few days ago.

So basically you took one of the 'official online' IQ tests that have questions many of us have already seen and not of the real types of questions you are asked in a truly official one.

 

[Phoenix86]

The top 1-2% of intelligence is not as big a number as you think.

I bet it's at least 1-2% of the population. :hmm:

 

[colonelciller]

IQ tests measure ability to learn and understand, not accumulated knowledge. She is 3, there are going to be many many things she has not learned yet...

After all, she has only been learning from her parents who seem to not know the difference between a chemist and a scientist!

incorrect
IQ tests are a pseudoscientific honeypot for the gullible populace. they measure only one thing... an individuals ability to take an "IQ" test. each different version of "the" IQ test measures a completely different thing, namely an individuals ability to take that particular version of "the" IQ test.

there are as many different definitions of "IQ" as there are versions of "the 'IQ' test".

NONE of them have anything at all to do with Intelligence, ability to learn, ability to understand, etc.

IQ is pure pseudoscientific bullshit

 

[colonelciller]

 

[UglyCasanova]

I bet it's at least 1-2% of the population. :hmm:

Lol.

7 billion * .01 = 70 million

That's a lot of dues that could be collected!

 

[colonelciller]

...a truly official one.

:whiste:

an "official" way to measure a pseudoscientific non-entity?

 

[alkemyst]

incorrect
IQ tests are a pseudoscientific honeypot for the gullible populace. they measure only one thing... an individuals ability to take an "IQ" test. each different version of "the" IQ test measures a completely different thing, namely an individuals ability to take that particular version of "the" IQ test.

there are as many different definitions of "IQ" as there are versions of "the 'IQ' test".

NONE of them have anything at all to do with Intelligence, ability to learn, ability to understand, etc.

IQ is pure pseudoscientific bullshit

Look out folks, we have a low achiever here.

 

[colonelciller]

Look out folks, we have a low achiever here.

simply amazing reply.