I brushed my teeth with hemmorhoid cream.

[blakeatwork]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
as long as you didn't stick toothpaste up your ass you'll be ok.

Youd have to ask Nebor to be sure, but i think that's a fetish or something...

 

[ShotgunSteven]

I seem to recall an incident when we were growing up in which my sister's dog ate a tube of Preparation H, and we called poison control. Unfortunately, I cannot recall their advice, but I do remember the dog was fine. She ate another tube a couple of years later, if I recall correctly.

 

[Spooner]

at least any swelling in your gums should subside

 

[dxkj]

I did that with some face wash before. Oops

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Rogue
Perhaps you should change your name to Assface.

LMFAO

 

[jonmullen]

umm I nominate you for the Darwin award

 

[User1001]

If you're worried call a poison control center.

 

[RagingBITCH]

roflmaopmp

 

[Dedpuhl]

I've never done that. I did, however, shave my face with hair mousse last week. I applied the "shaving gel" and thought "this stuff isn't lathering up for some reason; oh well."

 

[PoPPeR]

LOL

 

Shens, but lol nevertheless.

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: Dedpuhl
I've never done that. I did, however, shave my face with hair mousse last week. I applied the "shaving gel" and thought "this stuff isn't lathering up for some reason; oh well."

I did the opposite, I accidentally tried to mousse my hair with shaving cream one morning when I was dead tired. I almost gargled with my aftershave instead of my mouthwash that morning, too.

 

[FrustratedUser]

I call shens.

 

[Bulk Beef]

You're better off - I've been meaning to tell you that your breath smells like sh*t.

 

[simms]

pics.. shens. psot of photo of the tube with the words ATOT beside it.

 

[neutralizer]

HAHA, thanks for the morning laugh.

I've washed my face with shampoo before... thinking it was soap... i've got to get more sleep.

 

[bacillus]

you now shouldn't have piles of tooth decay!

 

[Toasthead]

Originally posted by: Zim Hosein

Originally posted by: Yossarian
as long as you didn't stick toothpaste up your ass you'll be ok.

:Q

 

[rgwalt]

Call poison control.

Seriously.

Ryan

 

[So]

ROFLMAO

Soff..funny...Haahahahah



:beer: man. You'll never be right again.

 

[K1052]

On a related note: I once nearly peed down the laundry chute in my old house.

Being really sleepy can suck.

 

[RussianSoldier]

Submitted to Bash.org

 

[JulesMaximus]

Well, if you spit instead of swallowed you should be okay.

Anusol, good for those burning itchy gums! :laugh:

 

[Deeko]

My roommate's girlfriend brushed her teeth with icy hot in a drunken stupor once.

Her statement afterwards: "Erik, if I die in my sleep tonight, I love you."

hilaroius.

 

[MomAndSkoorbaby]

You should be okay.... I am sure you have probably thrown it all up by now anyhow!