I brushed my teeth with hemmorhoid cream.

[Red Dawn]

Have your gums receded?

 

I'm not exactly sure how you could confuse the two. The difference in tube size is enough for one to make the right choice.

 

[TonyG]

If you don't want to call the poison center out of shame, then call and tell them it was your kid, or tell them you were rather drunk at the time...

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: Encryptic
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[PingSpike]

Man, the only mixup like that I've ever done is throwing my dirty clothes into the kitchen trash instead of the washing machine right next to it.

 

[Psycho18]

sucks to be you...

 

[Azraele]

Originally posted by: Snatchface

Originally posted by: NeoPTLD
This is a retarded post... If you're genuinely concerned, call Poison Control

too embarassed

In that case, you might be a candidate for a Darwin award.

Seriously, check the tube for instructions regarding poisoning.

 

[PingSpike]

He'll be fine, it says on the package that you can use it as toothpaste if you have mouth hemmoroids.

 

[thomsbrain]

bwahahahahaha

 

[macwinlin]

From Pfizer's website about Anusol HC-1 (found using Google):

Keep out of reach of children. If swallowed, get medical help or contact a Poison Control Center right away.

 

[Ryan]

And I thought the time I sprayed shaving creme on my armpits thiniking it was deodorant was bad :Q

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Snatchface
I stumbled into the bathroom this morning after being up half the night with stomach pain and grabbed the wrong tube out of the cabinet in my stupor. I brushed for a half minute with Anusol HC when it slowly seeped into my addled brain that somethign was not quite right. I have been barfing ever since. Am I dying?

does your breath smell like a$$?

call your doc and ask, lol, no don't.
read the warnings on the tube on what to do in the event of accidental ingestion.

 

[Geekbabe]

I've consulted with some of the RN's here and they are concerned. If you used Anusol on your teeth,what pray tell did you use to treat your hemmoroids with this morning? Crest Icey Mint Blast?

 

[TheAudit]

I brushed my teeth with shampoo once.
I must have been REALLY tired to not notice that I grabbed the wrong item.
At least my teeth was fuller and had more bounce.