I attract fat women

[Kadarin]

Chicks who are attractive do not tend to hit on guys so much, given that all they have to do is exist and guys will hit on them. Fat and ugly girls, on the other hand, have to actively seek a mate.

 

[Blazin Trav]

Just tell her you're not interested. Or use one word responses. Or say that fat is not on the menu tonight. I dunno make something up.

 

[myusername]

Originally posted by: kogase
Fat girls are attracted to weakness in the same way attractive girls are attracted to confidence. They can sense it like a tiger can sense a crippled yak (wait, maybe that's the other way around), they lay in wait in the tall grass, their prey passes close... AND THEY STRIKE!

"Yeah, I only eat at McDonalds because they have good salads and I'm trying to lose weight <grabs another handful of fries>. Hey, what are you doing this Saturday, want to do something? I rented Amelie..."

ROFLMFAO

🙁

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Chicks who are attractive do not tend to hit on guys so much, given that all they have to do is exist and guys will hit on them. Fat and ugly girls, on the other hand, have to actively seek a mate.

LOL you could argue that attractive girls are more confident because they know they're more attracive, so they're more likely to hit on guys.

What's 'hit on' anyways? If it's flirting, lots of girls initiate it... at least that's been my experience. If you mean actually asking out to a date or for a number, then the attractive girls are still ahead in my experience... but that's only because that's only happened once.

 

[OrganizedChaos]

i completly understand.
the only women who ever look my way either
1) weigh more than me
2)have kids
3)junkies

we suck at life 🙁

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Looney

Originally posted by: RBachman
What the fsck is it?? Why do they love me? Why can't skinny, hot chicks want me? WTF?

Because those fat girls have low self-esteem, and they think they can only get the ugly or desperate. Hence, you.

not necessarily.

some have compensated for their lack of looks by being extroverted and not shy. They flirt and hope to find the right guy, just like any other woman.

and now someone has to post it:

Fat chicks need love too,

but they gotta pay.

😀

 

[Excelsior]

I stopped reading when I saw this:

"A girl in my WoW guild..."

 

[cw42]

fat girls give good head because they're hungry!

 

[NorthRiver]

Originally posted by: Rogodin2
All the pretty thin women I've known (including xwife) have been mentally ill.

Rogo

Amen brother!!

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Looney

Originally posted by: RBachman
What the fsck is it?? Why do they love me? Why can't skinny, hot chicks want me? WTF?

Because those fat girls have low self-esteem, and they think they can only get the ugly or desperate. Hence, you.

not necessarily.

some have compensated for their lack of looks by being extroverted and not shy. They flirt and hope to find the right guy, just like any other woman.

Well, i'm sure some have. I just meant why they're going after HIM.

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: Looney

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Looney

Originally posted by: RBachman
What the fsck is it?? Why do they love me? Why can't skinny, hot chicks want me? WTF?

Because those fat girls have low self-esteem, and they think they can only get the ugly or desperate. Hence, you.

not necessarily.

some have compensated for their lack of looks by being extroverted and not shy. They flirt and hope to find the right guy, just like any other woman.

Well, i'm sure some have. I just meant why they're going after HIM.

:frown:

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Excelsior
I stopped read when I saw this:

"A girl in my WoW guild..."

Yes, that's certainly part of the problem... 😉

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: Excelsior
I stopped read when I saw this:

"A girl in my WoW guild..."

Yes, that's certainly part of the problem... 😉

Rofl, I can certainly see where you're coming from. BUT - my guild has 3 confirmed hotties. Unfortunately they're all S/O's of guys in my guild. Explain?

 

[trmiv]

Maybe the next fat chick you meet will accidentally run over a gypsy, get cursed, and then all your problems will be solved.

 

[EmperorIQ]

Originally posted by: OrganizedChaos
i completly understand.
the only women who ever look my way either
1) weigh more than me
2)have kids
3)junkies

we suck at life 🙁

I'm 22, and I don't think I have noticed 1 women look my way. I'm worse off. But then again, I have a gf. Haha, so besides my gf, I don't notice any other women looking my way.

 

[EmperorIQ]

Originally posted by: cw42
fat girls give good head because they're hungry!

:laugh:

 

[Vinny N]

Originally posted by: trmiv
Maybe the next fat chick you meet will accidentally run over a gypsy, get cursed, and then all your problems will be solved.

Recently read Thinner by Stephen King? 😛

 

[zanieladie]

Okay...I will stop hitting on you. Sorry.

::tosses Frosty in the trash::

 

[trmiv]

Originally posted by: Vinny N

Originally posted by: trmiv
Maybe the next fat chick you meet will accidentally run over a gypsy, get cursed, and then all your problems will be solved.

Recently read Thinner by Stephen King? 😛

No, like 15 years ago I did. But his username is RBachman, get it?

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: EmperorIQ

Originally posted by: cw42
fat girls give good head because they're hungry!

:laugh:

the question is, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop and whether she'll get impatient and do what Mr. Turtle or Mr. Owl did :shocked:

 

[Cabages]

HA HA, I might just put that in my sig. You know what, I will.

 

[ballmode]

they smell something on you that is making them hungry

 

[LcarsSystem]

Originally posted by: EmperorIQ

Originally posted by: cw42
fat girls give good head because they're hungry!

:laugh:

Damnit man, why did you have to do that. I laughed so hard beer came outta my nose... 😛

 

[Jeff7]

"Hey! Fat chicks need love too!


But they gotta pay."

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: RBachman
This has been a fact of life for me for a long time, since long before I joined AT, even. I remember being stoned out of my gourd one night and buying a milkshake at Wendy's and having a tub-o-lard cashier hit on me, asking me how I liked their milkshakes... This isnt non-understandable, as I carry around a mild gut of my own (I stand around 6'1", 250 - lots of muscle, I enjoy lifting).

What's funny (and prompting me to make this post) is it's now happening with women who've never seen me. A girl in my WoW guild, mid-30s and with a kid, is trying to put the moves on me. She's posted a pic on our guild's website (no, no links - google 'Orca' for an idea) and isn't exactly my type... and despite numerous hints she continues hitting on me.

I'm not the world's best looking guy. Ok - to be honest, I'm rather ugly. I'm the last one who should have visual "standards" - and I don't - but I don't want to be bothered with some other guy's kid either - especially not when this girl is twice my size.

What the fsck is it?? Why do they love me? Why can't skinny, hot chicks want me? WTF?

Go easy on me, I'm drunk. Thanks.

Why would a woman who has the will power and discipline to keep herself slender want somebody who can't/won't make the same effort ?