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CKent

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This has been a fact of life for me for a long time, since long before I joined AT, even. I remember being stoned out of my gourd one night and buying a milkshake at Wendy's and having a tub-o-lard cashier hit on me, asking me how I liked their milkshakes... This isnt non-understandable, as I carry around a mild gut of my own (I stand around 6'1", 250 - lots of muscle, I enjoy lifting).

What's funny (and prompting me to make this post) is it's now happening with women who've never seen me. A girl in my WoW guild, mid-30s and with a kid, is trying to put the moves on me. She's posted a pic on our guild's website (no, no links - google 'Orca' for an idea) and isn't exactly my type... and despite numerous hints she continues hitting on me.

I'm not the world's best looking guy. Ok - to be honest, I'm rather ugly. I'm the last one who should have visual "standards" - and I don't - but I don't want to be bothered with some other guy's kid either - especially not when this girl is twice my size.

What the fsck is it?? Why do they love me? Why can't skinny, hot chicks want me? WTF?

Go easy on me, I'm drunk. Thanks.


You shouldn't post drunk
 
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T3C

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Wendy's has milkshakes??? I thought they only had frosties...
 
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jagec

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Oh, sorry, my bad.

/stops hogging all the super-hot skinny girls with low standards:D
 
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Originally posted by: PaulNEPats
This sounds like a case for Leeroy Jenkins!
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I've gathered up the fatties, that's for sure... should I train them to the raid? :confused:
 
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Fat woman see big guys and are attracted to them because theyc ant get alot of guys who are not big.
 
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Originally posted by: RichardE
Fat woman see big guys and are attracted to them because theyc ant get alot of guys who are not big.
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That's the thing - this one has no idea what I look like... Regardless... "/p Incoming! Whale x3!"
 
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RichardE

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Originally posted by: RBachman
Originally posted by: RichardE
Fat woman see big guys and are attracted to them because theyc ant get alot of guys who are not big.
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That's the thing - this one has no idea what I look like... Regardless... "/p Incoming! Whale x3!"
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You play WoW....she made an assumtion..one that probally fits the majority of WoW players :p
 
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Originally posted by: RichardE
Originally posted by: RBachman
Originally posted by: RichardE
Fat woman see big guys and are attracted to them because theyc ant get alot of guys who are not big.
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That's the thing - this one has no idea what I look like... Regardless... "/p Incoming! Whale x3!"
Click to expand...

You play WoW....she made an assumtion..one that probally fits the majority of WoW players :p
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I'm not going to deny it -- but what about the other 20 available males in my guild?
 
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Fat girls are attracted to weakness in the same way attractive girls are attracted to confidence. They can sense it like a tiger can sense a crippled yak (wait, maybe that's the other way around), they lay in wait in the tall grass, their prey passes close... AND THEY STRIKE!

"Yeah, I only eat at McDonalds because they have good salads and I'm trying to lose weight <grabs another handful of fries>. Hey, what are you doing this Saturday, want to do something? I rented Amelie..."
 
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RichardE

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Originally posted by: RBachman
Originally posted by: RichardE
Originally posted by: RBachman
Originally posted by: RichardE
Fat woman see big guys and are attracted to them because theyc ant get alot of guys who are not big.
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That's the thing - this one has no idea what I look like... Regardless... "/p Incoming! Whale x3!"
Click to expand...

You play WoW....she made an assumtion..one that probally fits the majority of WoW players :p
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I'm not going to deny it -- but what about the other 20 available males in my guild?
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Have you asked around to see if she tried them already?
 
ArmchairAthlete

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Originally posted by: RBachman
This has been a fact of life for me for a long time, since long before I joined AT, even. I remember being stoned out of my gourd one night and buying a milkshake at Wendy's and having a tub-o-lard cashier hit on me, asking me how I liked their milkshakes... This isnt non-understandable, as I carry around a mild gut of my own (I stand around 6'1", 250 - lots of muscle, I enjoy lifting).

What's funny (and prompting me to make this post) is it's now happening with women who've never seen me. A girl in my WoW guild, mid-30s and with a kid, is trying to put the moves on me. She's posted a pic on our guild's website (no, no links - google 'Orca' for an idea) and isn't exactly my type... and despite numerous hints she continues hitting on me.

I'm not the world's best looking guy. Ok - to be honest, I'm rather ugly. I'm the last one who should have visual "standards" - and I don't - but I don't want to be bothered with some other guy's kid either - especially not when this girl is twice my size.

What the fsck is it?? Why do they love me? Why can't skinny, hot chicks want me? WTF?

Go easy on me, I'm drunk. Thanks.
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Very drunk. lol @ the WoW chick.
 
CKent

CKent

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Originally posted by: ArmchairAthlete
Originally posted by: RBachman
This has been a fact of life for me for a long time, since long before I joined AT, even. I remember being stoned out of my gourd one night and buying a milkshake at Wendy's and having a tub-o-lard cashier hit on me, asking me how I liked their milkshakes... This isnt non-understandable, as I carry around a mild gut of my own (I stand around 6'1", 250 - lots of muscle, I enjoy lifting).

What's funny (and prompting me to make this post) is it's now happening with women who've never seen me. A girl in my WoW guild, mid-30s and with a kid, is trying to put the moves on me. She's posted a pic on our guild's website (no, no links - google 'Orca' for an idea) and isn't exactly my type... and despite numerous hints she continues hitting on me.

I'm not the world's best looking guy. Ok - to be honest, I'm rather ugly. I'm the last one who should have visual "standards" - and I don't - but I don't want to be bothered with some other guy's kid either - especially not when this girl is twice my size.

What the fsck is it?? Why do they love me? Why can't skinny, hot chicks want me? WTF?

Go easy on me, I'm drunk. Thanks.
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Very drunk. lol @ the WoW chick.
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Lol, ok you got me there. But again this girl (or anyone she knows) hasn't actually seen me. And it's not like I spam guild chat with openers for fat women to pick up on, I'm rather quiet. So is it some kind of 6th sense?
 
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Looney

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Originally posted by: RBachman
What the fsck is it?? Why do they love me? Why can't skinny, hot chicks want me? WTF?
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Because those fat girls have low self-esteem, and they think they can only get the ugly or desperate. Hence, you.
 
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