I ate a Viper today

[Hayabusa Rider]

So I was riding along minding my own business when this preppy lawyer looking type pulled up to me in a Viper at a long red light and gunned his engine. I looked over and the SOB sneered. Normally I don't race anyone. What would be the point since I know I'll win every time? Anyway he looked so arrogant I had to play with him. I raised my visor and said "You really don't really want to race me. You'll hate your car if you do and I'd hate to see that happen" The gauntlet thrown down now, he had to take the bait. The light turned and I let him pull ahead. I waited until I could see his smile in his side mirror, and then I dropped down 2 gears and smoked him like he was standing still. Heres the kicker. We had to stop at another red light where I said "I warned you that you'd hate your car". I hung a left and left him steaming

 

[worth]

I saw a Viper get owned by an old, cruising bike. It was hilarious

 

[fastz28]

Ok, let the rabbit out, what you got?

My personal experiences with those drivers are that they can't drive.

Most Vipers and 'Vette drivers are ok with cruising at speed limit.

 

[GagBag]

would you mind telling us what car you have that rapes a viper?

 

[j0lly]

<< would you mind telling us what car you have that rapes a viper? >>



Suzuki Hayabusa?

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Oh I have a '99 Suzuki Hayabusa motorcycle.

 

[worth]

I donno man, I thought that his name gave it away?

 

[GagBag]

oh come on, of course. power to weight ratio makes the whole difference. why would a guy in a viper even want to challenge you......

 

[Viper GTS]

Not terribly surprising, a moderately fast bike will eat the fastest cars alive.

would you mind telling us what car you have that rapes a viper?

His name should have told you the answer.

Viper GTS

 

[GagBag]

<< I donno man, I thought that his name gave it away? >>




hehe i dont follow motor cycles.....

 

[Optimus]

Ummmm... wouldn't a fast bike pretty much toast any normal car?

 

[batgeek]

<< why would a guy in a viper even want to challenge you...... >>



hehe, cuz he DRIVES a Viper....i swear idiots like that should get thier license revoked. actually thinking his car could beat a sport bike... *my jaw hurts from laughing*

 

[worth]

Yeah, I bet that Viper owner went to some car dealership and asked for the fastest car under $100,000, so now he thinks he can smoke anything...

 

[GagBag]

we'll maybe he did it for kicks, knowing he was goin to get smoked. if he thought he could actually beat him, that viper should belong to me.

 

[MisterNi]

What a fool. I can't believe some people are so cocky in their $70k autos they think they can take on a bike. I'd bet a good 600cc would smoke a Viper as well (with proper gearing and jetted), so what made this idiot think he could take on a 1300cc bike???

 

[Windogg]

Pick on someone in your own speed class next time!!!! I'm sure a F/A-18 or F-16 will be more than willing to drag you to 200MPH.



Windogg

 

[fastz28]

<<
Suzuki Hayabusa? >>



Ahh, ok. A 600cc bike will take any car short of 500+ hp.

 

[CraigRT]

Bikes always own cars... but you gotta respect a 450 horse Viper ... dude that car FLIES! no doubts about that !!

I'd love to have a new Viper GTS, man o man that car rocks!

 

[GagBag]

i bet he was fooled into thinking his viper was a hennessy viper ,....drool

 

[fastz28]

oops.

 

[worth]

<< I'm sure a F/A-18 or F-16 will be more than willing to drag you to 200MPH. >>



Let's just say the Hayabusa would smoke the F-16 on the quarter mile

 

[Windogg]

Oh, next time be sure to drag someone into a deep curve. When you are at a full stopm, light a smoke as you watch the fool careen over the guardrail.



Windogg

 

[MisterNi]

<<

<< I'm sure a F/A-18 or F-16 will be more than willing to drag you to 200MPH. >>



Let's just say the Hayabusa would smoke the F-16 on the quarter mile >>



Not if the F-16 was being steam catapulted (If F-16s were carrier based planes)

 

[techweenie]

I thought this was a huge lie, until I saw that you were on a bike. I have a friend who owns a Viper, (amongst way too many other vehicles... it must be nice). He said that if he dumps the clutch on it, you don't know where your going to end up. He wouln't do it unless he's on a very wide road. That thing is just a rocket with wheels.

<rant>If that moron thought he'd beat you, than he doesn't deserve to be driving that type of vehicle</rant>
This is reminding me about that Britney Spears story, where she shell the transmission on a Ferarri... Damn shame.

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

I wouldn' t want to race the catapulted f-16... The splash at the end of the strip would suk