I Am Unable To Swallow a Pill

[amicold]

Originally posted by: HumblePie

Originally posted by: amicold

Originally posted by: HumblePie
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How humble.

Bryophyte it's not just Benadryl its everything...I can't even swalow Tylenol.....how the hell can I get rid of my headache!?

Hey, you asked for advice and flaming, I gave you some great advice. My grandpa had to take it like this. Always complained too but at least there was no puking it back up.

I had to take a suppository once when I was like 4 for some medication I can't even remember what it was for. I just the experience. It looked and felt like I was shoving a crayon up my crack. Not that I've ever done it again

Being honest has everything to do with being humble ask for an honest answer and I'll give you a nice, humble, honest answer.

Twas a joke, I'm laughing as I sit here and nothing will go down. There's some prescriptions that aren't available in anything but pill form. I mean I swallow food whole wtf is the matter with me.

 

[HumblePie]

Originally posted by: amicold

Originally posted by: HumblePie

Originally posted by: amicold

Originally posted by: HumblePie
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How humble.

Bryophyte it's not just Benadryl its everything...I can't even swalow Tylenol.....how the hell can I get rid of my headache!?

Hey, you asked for advice and flaming, I gave you some great advice. My grandpa had to take it like this. Always complained too but at least there was no puking it back up.

I had to take a suppository once when I was like 4 for some medication I can't even remember what it was for. I just the experience. It looked and felt like I was shoving a crayon up my crack. Not that I've ever done it again

Being honest has everything to do with being humble ask for an honest answer and I'll give you a nice, humble, honest answer.

Twas a joke, I'm laughing as I sit here and nothing will go down. There's some prescriptions that aren't available in anything but pill form. I mean I swallow food whole wtf is the matter with me.

Like I said, get a slice of bread. Squish it down. Insert pill. Swallow. Drink water to flush down..


Also, I beleive almost every form of medication can come in suppository form if you ask for it.

 

[amicold]

I don't want to be a butt-ranger though I'll try the bread thing...nothings worked so far.

 

[Bryophyte]

You know the problem is all in your head, right? Maybe if you force yourself to take multivitamins every day you'll make yourself get used to taking them.

 

[ruffilb]

You can break it up and add to applesauce, that's always good.

 

[Bryophyte]

Take a mouthful of water or juice or coke or something, swallow it, take another mouthful, throw the pill toward the back of your mouth, swallow, take another drink.

 

[amicold]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: amicold
Oh don't worry the flaming feels good nakedfrog. You can reply with some BBQ flamefesting....and I've tried it I just feel like an idiot when the pill is still there.

Oh, I didn't really have flames in mind, more like homoerotic innuendo and such.

mmmm....

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
You know the problem is all in your head, right? Maybe if you force yourself to take multivitamins every day you'll make yourself get used to taking them.

I know it's mental, but if all I do is concentrate on swallowing it then it still doesn't go down. I have no fvcking clue what to do. My friend had the same problem and now he's magically "cured". All I ever hear from him "Oh it's all mental just focus" I hope he gets addicted to OC.

 

[newParadigm]

just get some morph, then you'll have some incentive, or put them pills incide some cookie dough

 

[xSauronx]

you know my ex complained about taking pills...had a hard time with it.

i remarked that i knew for a fact shed had something larger in her mouth and didnt seem to have a problem with *that*

im not sure...but i think she flipped me off for that one.

 

[BrianH1]

try applesauce, chocolate pudding, yogurt, you get the idea.

 

[Anubis]

suposatory

 

[HumblePie]

Originally posted by: amicold

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: amicold
Oh don't worry the flaming feels good nakedfrog. You can reply with some BBQ flamefesting....and I've tried it I just feel like an idiot when the pill is still there.

Oh, I didn't really have flames in mind, more like homoerotic innuendo and such.

mmmm....

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
You know the problem is all in your head, right? Maybe if you force yourself to take multivitamins every day you'll make yourself get used to taking them.

I know it's mental, but if all I do is concentrate on swallowing it then it still doesn't go down. I have no fvcking clue what to do. My friend had the same problem and now he's magically "cured". All I ever hear from him "Oh it's all mental just focus" I hope he gets addicted to OC.

well, if it's all a mental thing, do something else to take your mind off it. LOL

Try this.

Put pill in mouth.
Turn on some porn.
Start scratching an itch.

Sometime soon you'll realized you've swallowed that pill in your mouth.

 

[weather]

Originally posted by: amicold
No matter what I do they don't go down

I can't either.

 

[Furyline]

I used to have the same problem, up until a year ago. I have to get a big gulp's worth of water in my mouth, pop the pill in, then swallow. I had to practice at first with no pills, just big gulps of water, then convince myself that it's no different with a pill in the middle of all that water.
Good luck. :thumbsup:

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: HumblePie
well, if it's all a mental thing, do something else to take your mind off it. LOL

Try this.

Put pill in mouth.
Turn on some porn.
Start scratching an itch.

Sometime soon you'll realized you've swallowed that pill in your mouth.

What are you trying to say, the OP's a Cu... nm.

 

[Cooler]

grind it up and snort it. No taste!

 

[scottish144]

You're rabid. Everyone stand clear.

Seriously buy chewables. Or try swallowing it with food. Or u could put the pill on the back of ur tongue and inhale deeply thourhg your mouth. You'll choke, but it'll go down.

 

[HumblePie]

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: HumblePie
well, if it's all a mental thing, do something else to take your mind off it. LOL

Try this.

Put pill in mouth.
Turn on some porn.
Start scratching an itch.

Sometime soon you'll realized you've swallowed that pill in your mouth.

What are you trying to say, the OP's a Cu... nm.

No, just trying to provide a reasonable way of distracting yourself mentally. I just used a universal distraction in my answer. If you can think of something else it might work too.

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: Cooler
grind it up and snort it. No taste!

Why grind it up when you can snort the pill whole? *choke* *cough cough cough* *suffocate* *out of breath* *drops dead*

 

[amicold]

Originally posted by: weather

Originally posted by: amicold
No matter what I do they don't go down

I can't either.

E-hug. It's a sad day for me my friends. But alas out comes the Excedrin later for somne more attempts.

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Originally posted by: cyberfuzz
my exgirlfriend had the same problem, she always had to take the liquid form, or if we couldnt get a hold of the liquid, then she would chew up the tabs (ahaha should have seen the look on her face).

I dont think i ever dated you...

But im the same exact way.. I just had to pay primo bucks for liquid zithromax instead of getting pills because I cant swallow and the doctor said i wasnt allowed to chew them. Im a chewer... Im so used to it though it doesnt bother me. I can pretty much do it without tasting it anymore

 

[Montano]

Originally posted by: KillyKillall
then you definitely can't swallow what I was about to put in your mouth

:shocked:

 

[amicold]

My god am I a b!tch. I'm letting these tiny things defeat me.

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: HumblePie
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[PatboyX]

ice cream?!?!
have someone stuff it in your mouth, hold your jaw shut and rub your throat.