i am so drunk

[Hugo Drax]

RIP evident. thread place holder.

 

[JulesMaximus]

No. I am not 14 and I have never shown my penis to my sister. Discussed it a bit but not shown.

When are you gonna man up and whip it out?

 

[BurnItDwn]

In college, like 15 years ago, I used to drink lots of Rum.
I would also drink lots of everclear + Rc cola in 1:1 ratio. (the 190 proof stuff.)

Anyhow, I would be pretty phased on a regular basis, but I still was able to type well enough to get passing grades on all my C and Fortran programs, as well as to help my roomate debug his Cobol code ...

I have drank in excess to the point where I could no longer think or type that well, but, that was very very rare (maybe 3 or 4 times in my life). It's stupid and dangerous to drink that much, and it's honestly not as fun as just getting normal wasted/drunk. As when you black out, you do lots of stupid shit that you don't remember.....

 

[smackababy]

Nm, I'm drunk.

 

[evident]

Nm, I'm drunk.

now im hungover. and yeah, definitely not in the us right now. started the night with gin, switched to beer, then shochu, then someone decided to order shots. thats when it stopped getting fun lol

everything was friggin closed last night from the typhoon that never showed up here, so couldnt get any drunk food at 3 in the morning. im eating a yellow watermelon right now which is pretty interesting. it tastes like a red one but less sugary

 

[smackababy]

now im hungover. and yeah, definitely not in the us right now.

Not hungover, and was never drunk is what you meant to say right?

If you were so drunk you couldn't type properly, you wouldn't be able to tell you couldn't type properly. There is a chance you might have had a single Appletini and thought it would be clever to make a thread about it, but it wasn't. Pretending to be drunk is the only form of posting that intentionally includes ridiculous typos and comments on them.

 

[evident]

Not hungover, and was never drunk is what you meant to say right?

If you were so drunk you couldn't type properly, you wouldn't be able to tell you couldn't type properly. There is a chance you might have had a single Appletini and thought it would be clever to make a thread about it, but it wasn't. Pretending to be drunk is the only form of posting that intentionally includes ridiculous typos and comments on them.

yup. im just an attention whore. i dont' even lift, bro. trying to workout when hungover is pretty crappy too. i feel like i'm going to vomit all over myself but i'm just making this shit up too! lighten up crank wank.

 

[destrekor]

Ah, I remember when I was 12 and pretended to be drunk on the internet.

Also, I have never been so drunk I couldn't type fairly well, with only a few mistakes. So any "im drunk laskljsdfkljwi" garbage is obviously fake.

nonsense.


If you've never been drunk before, it's pretty easy to have that issue. My first time drunk I was trying to have conversations with buddies on AIM, and it was terrible. :biggrin:

That said, I haven't really had any issues typing since that learning experience.

 

[alkemyst]

now im hungover. and yeah, definitely not in the us right now. started the night with gin, switched to beer, then shochu, then someone decided to order shots. thats when it stopped getting fun lol

everything was friggin closed last night from the typhoon that never showed up here, so couldnt get any drunk food at 3 in the morning. im eating a yellow watermelon right now which is pretty interesting. it tastes like a red one but less sugary

It's sort of sad you need to travel to get your groove on and embarrass America.

I turn down shots all the time.

I like to be able to fuck the shit out of the chick I am with at the end of the night.

 

[MongGrel]

attack me instead please.

OK

 

[Imp]

It's almost like we should have a single YADT: Yet Another Drunk Thread. To record all of our travailles...

It should be sticky-ed so we can laugh at all those poor bastards having the time of their lives alone on ATOT being drunks.