i am so drunk

[evident]

icant eeven type straight. there is a typohhoon right now and i can' t get any damn food except fro 711 cra p stuff. all iwant issome damn ramen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[smackababy]

Ah, I remember when I was 12 and pretended to be drunk on the internet.

Also, I have never been so drunk I couldn't type fairly well, with only a few mistakes. So any "im drunk laskljsdfkljwi" garbage is obviously fake.

 

[tHa ShIzNiT]

kinda early

 

[Markbnj]

I think if you're too drunk to type correctly, then you are sort of by definition too drunk to know you're typing incorrectly.

 

[momeNt]

I think if you're too drunk to type correctly, then you are sort of by definition too drunk to know you're typing incorrectly.

This man here just broke the case wide open!

Verdict: 12 year old pretending to be drunk on the internet.... hic!

 

[z1ggy]

Sounds like somebody here needs a job!!

It's 2:45pm you useless shitface.

 

[smackababy]

Sounds like somebody here needs a job!!

It's 2:45pm you useless shitface.

No, it is 59 minutes from 2:45pm, you useless Pacific time shitface.

 

[Platypus]

the epitome of cool

 

[dank69]

Is there a typhoon hitting somewhere in the US right now? Something tells me he is in a timezone where it isn't the middle of the day.

 

[smackababy]

Is there a typhoon hitting somewhere in the US right now? Something tells me he is in a timezone where it isn't the middle of the day.

Considering we don't get typhoons in the US (we call them something else), I doubt he is in the US.

 

[Mayne]

I'm the best drunk typer this side of the internet.

 

[dank69]

Considering we don't get typhoons in the US (we call them something else), I doubt he is in the US.

Yes, that was my point.

 

[smackababy]

I'm the best drunk typer this side of the internet.

No. You're 14 and you show your sister your penis.

 

[Mayne]

No. You're 14 and you show your sister your penis.

No. I am not 14 and I have never shown my penis to my sister. Discussed it a bit but not shown.

 

[dank69]

I'm the best drunk typer this side of the internet.

Yeah, but this side of the internet is the short bus side.

 

[Mayne]

Yeah, but this side of the internet is the short bus side.

stop attacking me.

 

[dank69]

stop attacking me.

What if I just tickle you?

 

[Mayne]

What if I just tickle you?

attack me instead please.

 

[John Connor]

I think there is a typhoon near Asia...

 

[dank69]

attack me instead please.

Make up your damn mind!

 

[fjmeat]

I think there is a typhoon near Asia...

Not Pennsylvania.

 

[John Connor]

His avatar does have some Asian shit in the background. LOL

 

[Imp]

You fake drunk...

I have a few drunk posts on here. They are typed to near perfection (too lazy when drunk to expend energy for an itty bitty typo) with tons and tons of rambling because I don't filter stuff out when I'm wasted.

 

[alkemyst]

How does one get drunk on Shirley Temples and Cherry Dr. Pepper?

 

[TecHNooB]

Ah, I remember when I was 12 and pretended to be drunk on the internet.

Also, I have never been so drunk I couldn't type fairly well, with only a few mistakes. So any "im drunk laskljsdfkljwi" garbage is obviously fake.

evident doesnt strike me as the kind who fakes being drunk. probably legitimately surprised at how drunk he is.