I am shocked, appauled and horrified

[Pepsei]

<< What do all you delicate geniuses think happens at restaurants each and every day? Yeah, the chef, his/her assistant, the waiter/waitress? Everyone who is handling and serving your food. Now, bon appetit! >>


so techincally, by association... everyone is sucking everyone's cock

 

[propellerhead]

I went to the bathroom and went for Stall #1. Before I sat down, I realized there was no toilet paper. So I went to Stall #2 and did my business. While I was in there, I heard someone go into Stall #1. Next thing I hear this guy unzipping his pants, sitting down, and dropping his stuff. It almost sounded like Lloyd in Dumb and Dumber. Poor guy. Then I hear his cuss, then he got up, zipped up, and left the stall. I couldn't tell if he washed his hands or not, but that is not the point. This guy did not wipe at all! Ewww... He probably spent the rest of the day at work with Klingons.

 

[Carbo]

<< so techincally, by association... everyone is sucking everyone's cock >>

In a word, yes.

 

[Lucky]

<<

<< so techincally, by association... everyone is sucking everyone's cock >>

In a word, yes. >>





:Q Oh my!


I think I'd rather just suck the real thing and get it out of my head!

:Q

 

[HOWITIS]

i wash my hands after i take a dump.

but only wash my hands otherwise when i piss on them. your hands are alot nastier than your penis long before you grab it. you'll do yourself a service if you wash before you grab your unit, and do your deed.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

<< I was just witness to an "after stall exit." That is, without the preferred pit stop at the sink. I made sure I got a look at the guy so I know who exactly NOT to shake hands with today.

One word: Yuck.

:disgust: >>

 

[Swag1138]

Everytime I hear something like this, I think of that oooold joke

A marine and a naval officer are both using the urinals. When they finish, the Naval officer goes to wash his hands, while the Marine heads for the door. The Naval officer says "In the navy, they teach us to wash our hands after we use the bathroom. The Marine replies "In the Marines, they teach us not to piss on our hands"


Never been in the military, but I still laugh at that joke

 

[Cyberian]

<< i wash my hands after i take a dump.

but only wash my hands otherwise when i piss on them. your hands are alot nastier than your penis long before you grab it. you'll do yourself a service if you wash before you grab your unit, and do your deed. >>

Heh - When I worked on laser printers I had to wash my hands before I pissed, 'cause of that nasty toner.

 

[HOWITIS]

some people here need to listen to george carlin, and his ideals on the pussification of america.

 

[Platypus]

Get over it

 

[TimberWolf]

A guy I used to work with went to a "Hot Foods Festival".

After sampling some particularly nasty pepper extract (on his finger-tip), he consumed a large quantity of cold beverages, and subsequently became attuned to nature's call. He did not consider the potential advantage of washing before he took care of business . . .

The burning sensation commenced about 15 minutes after the pit stop; and the rash was clearly visible above his navel 3 days after the incident . . . His amorous (and mischievous) girlfriend narrowly avoided sustaining "collaterol damage" when she expressed a desire to exploit a secluded area they had discovered; but deferred to his decision to relieve himself first.