I am shocked, appauled and horrified

[Spooner]

I was just witness to an "after stall exit." That is, without the preferred pit stop at the sink. I made sure I got a look at the guy so I know who exactly NOT to shake hands with today.

One word: Yuck.

:disgust:

 

[Kelvrick]

<< I was just witness to an "after stall exit." That is, without the preferred pit stop at the sink. I made sure I got a look at the guy so I know who exactly NOT to shake hands with today.

One word: Yuck.

:disgust: >>


You never lived in the dorms, do you? There are people who don't flush! Don't flush!!!! Damn drunken fools or idiots.

 

[pulse8]

That's great.

 

[Spooner]

<< You never lived in the dorms, do you? There are people who don't flush! Don't flush!!!! Damn drunken fools or idiots. >>


Oh yes I have............. but this is in a corporate building for crying out loud!!! HYGIENE!!! look it up!

 

[roboninja]

You are easily shocked, appauled [sic] and horrified

 

[DAPUNISHER]

My wifey and I always have hand sanitizer gel in our son's diaper bag and in her purse, my glove box so that there is always a protective layer between us and Germs from scumbags like that

 

[geno]

Nothing to worry about, my penis is clean

If that bothers you that much, don't bother shaking hands with many people, since they touch stuff much worse than their own penis throughout the course of a day

 

[GasX]

maybe it was a no-wiper...

or nap time...

or sports section time...

or he's a dirtbag...

 

[Kelvrick]

I dn't mind shaking hands with people. I'm in college and I like the fist punching. Of course, I don't think it'll look that great if you do that to the CEO of your company.

Ahh... The memories. Our floor bathroom was being cleaned, so I was gel'ing up my hair in my room when my neighbor introduced me to his girl friend. I had gell all over my hands luckily remembered in time. He gave me the weirdest shocked/appalled/wtf where you doing look when I explained it was gel.

I don't think they believed me...

EDIT: I typed Room mate instead of girlfriend. Oh well. Almost the same effect.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

<< I dn't mind shaking hands with people. I'm in college and I like the fist punching. Of course, I don't think it'll look that great if you do that to the CEO of your company.

Ahh... The memories. Our floor bathroom was being cleaned, so I was gel'ing up my hair in my room when my neighbor introduced me to his roommate. I had gell all over my hands luckily remembered in time. He gave me the weirdest shocked/appalled/wtf where you doing look when I explained it was gel.

I don't think they believed me... >>

I don't believe you either

 

[b0mbrman]

That's pretty gross...

 

[Pepsei]

<< I was just witness to an "after stall exit." That is, without the preferred pit stop at the sink. I made sure I got a look at the guy so I know who exactly NOT to shake hands with today.

One word: Yuck.

:disgust:
You never lived in the dorms, do you? There are people who don't flush! Don't flush!!!! Damn drunken fools or idiots. >>


dude, i remember back then.... the worst thing i've ever seen was a pair of soiled underwear, (inside out with the brown part outside).
the guy didn't toss it in the trash..yet walk a couple more steps to put it on the sink for people to see...

 

[Spooner]

Gel.

Uh huh..... riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

I think we've all seen There's Something About Mary

 

[pyonir]

our CEO and Dir. of Finance don't make the scheduled pit stop. :disgust:

 

[Kelvrick]

<< our CEO and Dir. of Finance don't make the scheduled pit stop. :disgust: >>


Looks like you're not very happy. Perhaps "Operation Throw Crap at CEO and Dir. of Finance While They Are In The Stall" didn't turn out well?

 

[pyonir]

<<

<< our CEO and Dir. of Finance don't make the scheduled pit stop. :disgust: >>


Looks like you're not very happy. Perhaps "Operation Throw Crap at CEO and Dir. of Finance While They Are In The Stall" didn't turn out well? >>


actually i don't know why i put that emoticon there. i could care less. never met either of them, probably never will shake their hands. *shrug*

 

[Kelvrick]

<<

<<

<< our CEO and Dir. of Finance don't make the scheduled pit stop. :disgust: >>


Looks like you're not very happy. Perhaps "Operation Throw Crap at CEO and Dir. of Finance While They Are In The Stall" didn't turn out well? >>


actually i don't know why i put that emoticon there. i could care less. never met either of them, probably never will shake their hands. *shrug* >>


Tshh... With those kind of war ethics, no wonder Spork beat you down! Take it! Bwahahahahhaaa

 

[LaBang]

You are gay.

 

[pyonir]

<< You are gay. >>


if that is directed at Kelvrick...i second that.

there is a difference sporky my boy. the spork will never defeat and HAS never defeated. i find your battles boring, therefore i refuse to partake in them.

 

[Carbo]

What do all you delicate geniuses think happens at restaurants each and every day? Yeah, the chef, his/her assistant, the waiter/waitress? Everyone who is handling and serving your food. Now, bon appetit!

 

[Spooner]

delicate geniuses?

What is that, like some sort of toilet paper?

 

[pyonir]

<< What do all you delicate geniuses think happens at restaurants each and every day? Yeah, the chef, his/her assistant, the waiter/waitress? Everyone who is handling and serving your food. Now, bon appetit! >>


what i don't know doesn't hurt me. it hasn't killed me yet, therefore i doubt it will. but when you KNOW and see it, then it sticks with you.

 

[MazerRackham]

<< What do all you delicate geniuses think happens at restaurants each and every day? Yeah, the chef, his/her assistant, the waiter/waitress? Everyone who is handling and serving your food. Now, bon appetit! >>



Oh man, there's a GREAT Seinfeld episode about this exact scenario.... LMAO just thinking about it...

 

[DAPUNISHER]

<< What do all you delicate geniuses think happens at restaurants each and every day? Yeah, the chef, his/her assistant, the waiter/waitress? Everyone who is handling and serving your food. Now, bon appetit! >>

Actually I was a sous-chef for several years and both the kitchens I worked in were very clean and sanitary and everyone washed their hands so often that it was second nature. Any good executive chef, manager, ect... takes great pride in a clean kitchen and sanutary food that you wouldn't be afraid to let your own family eat

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Spooner, I hope you don't touch the handles on the sink or the handle of the bathroom door either, then. They're worse than shaking one man's hand.

nik