I am posting this while driving

[IronWing]

I am posting this while a cat sneezes on my bare foot.

 

[OCGuy]

^ pics or shens

 

[BurnItDwn]

Find one person who can't post a damn 10 second txt while driving on an empty road.
There's nobody in front of you so of course you aren't crashing.

 

[preslove]

I'm not impressed with your feat.

 

[OCGuy]

I'm not impressed with your feet.

I didnt think my phone was zoomed out that far! How do you see them??

Edit: Ah nice ninja edit

 

[bommy261]

Which of the 3 groups of people that I stereotyped are you?

i am a 26 y/o white male, so none of them.

 

[moshquerade]

i am posting this while having an... OH GAWD, YES! YES! YES! orgasm

 

[Pantlegz]

Holy smokes! You must have Verizon.

Its' funny you should say that, I'm guessing about the f16 comment. Because when I was in colorado I had cell signal at 14,000+ ft at the peak of a remote mountain. It was odd but I was able to make a few calls, it was hard to hear with the ~30mph wind but it worked.

good job OP I txt and drive all the time, swype ftw.

 

[PricklyPete]

This is like bragging that you successfully inseminated your overweight girlfriend with your inch and a half cock. It's nothing to be proud about.

 

[hanoverphist]

im posting while pickpocketing

 

[nerp]

Which of the 3 groups of people that I stereotyped are you?

Congrats on keeping the dumbass stereotype going strong. Doing your part.

 

[OCGuy]

Congrats on keeping the dumbass stereotype going strong. Doing your part.

Let me guess....Old Asian Woman?

 

[rh71]

I'm posting this to show how lazy I am...

Proof:

 

[zinfamous]

i am posting this while having an... OH GAWD, YES! YES! YES! orgasm

you forgot the pic.

 

[Riceninja]

posting while skydiving.

proof:

 

[Leros]

Well I'm posting this while taking a shower with a horse in space.

Proof:

.

 

[OCGuy]

Wow Leros. Do you know how many lives you are endangering?

 

[MotF Bane]

i am posting this while having an... OH GAWD, YES! YES! YES! orgasm

Video required.

 

[Locut0s]

your overconfidence in your ability to text and drive will get u into an accident. your a douche for even bragging about it to begin with.

This. Isn't it illegal to text and drive where you live? If so there is a good reason for that and if not it should be.

 

[Cogman]

I'm posting this while being slowly corrupted by a space alien that is making me feel emo.. Oh, and I'm sitting on top of a random building.

Proof:

 

[OCGuy]

This. Isn't it illegal to text and drive where you live? If so there is a good reason for that and if not it should be.

Yes, yes it is. But luckily my front windows are Very Dark tinted, so nobody can see if I am on the phone.