I am posting this while driving

[OCGuy]

I am able to do this and not crash, because:

1. I am a male

2. I am not Asian

3. I am not old



Proof:

Discuss...

 

[Skitzer]

Good thing the street isn't busy.

 

[MJinZ]

Yawn.

/Written millions of office emails while driving at 90mph.

 

[Gibson486]

The only you proved was that your an idiot and yes, I know the purpose of this thread is to ignite people. Good try.

 

[Terzo]

That's nothing. I'm posting this while flying my F-16

Proof:

 

[OCGuy]

Holy smokes! You must have Verizon.

 

[mb]

I'm posting while on the toilet but I don't think I should post a picture.

 

[Terzo]

I'm posting while on the toilet but I don't think I should post a picture.

I think you should.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I am able to do this and not crash, because:

I am lucky

Discuss...

Fixed that for you.

 

[OCGuy]

I'm posting while on the toilet but I don't think I should post a picture.

This isnt a time to think.

Everyone else has posted proof to back up thier claims of what they are doing.

 

[rivan]

I'm posting this while filming a chainsaw-snakebot that can climb trees.

Proof:

 

[AkumaX]

this newport?

 

[ussfletcher]

Clearly you are the passenger, and a troll.

 

[SKORPI0]

I am able to do this and not crash, because:

1. I am stupid

2. I am only moving at 10 mph

3. I am not wearing my seat belt.


...

Fixed for accuracy. :hmm:

 

[Cogman]

I'm posting this while performing brain surgery

proof:

 

[bommy261]

your overconfidence in your ability to text and drive will get u into an accident. your a douche for even bragging about it to begin with.

 

[spaceman]

loud pipes saves lives
wooyeah!

 

[JS80]

100 points for correctly guessing OP's car model

 

[SKORPI0]

100 points for correctly guessing OP's car model

Ford F-150 :hmm:

 

[OCGuy]

Ford F-150 :hmm:

Nice!

 

[OCGuy]

your overconfidence in your ability to text and drive will get u into an accident. your a douche for even bragging about it to begin with.

Which of the 3 groups of people that I stereotyped are you?

 

[Dirigible]

I'm posting this while someone is performing brain surgery on me.

proof:

And I'm driving at the same time!

Proof:

 

[Squisher]

Yo dawg I'm posting while I'm posting.

 

[MJinZ]

Nice!

Rednecking

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Well I'm definitely not posting this while sitting in my pajamas and a bathrobe drinking coffee at 10:30 in the morning. Proof:

.... fuck.