I am in deep doo doo

[her209]

Tell her the truth.

 

[Patt]

Get a new girlfriend.

 

[HonkeyDonk]

Originally posted by: Triumph
so you were cheating on your girlfriend?

yeah i'm wondering that too.

I hate it when people post threads and don't give enough information and the story is very ambiguous.

OP please clarify things in your story. Not all of us can read your mind.

 

[cherrytwist]

This reminds me of the time I got busted (circa 1993?) cheating on my gf.

She found a girl's hair on the seat of my car.

(It was pink.)

 

[MrDudeMan]

yeah he definitely cheated on her. you scumbag.

 

[Crucial]

Dumb ass, you should have said no and then discretely placed it where she would find it herself.

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: Mucho
A couple of months ago I found a single pearl earring in my apartment, now two ladies were in my place about the same time so I didn?t want to ask who lost it for obviously fear of it not being hers. So yesterday my girlfriend ask me if I found an earring, I said yes so she ask me why I didn?t give it to her I said it slipped my mind, now she is really pissed off with me for the obvious reason.

How do I fix this mess?.

Need more information jackass... were you cheating or not? Pics of all parties involved? Was one of the 2 "ladies" your gf... or is your gf a 3rd?

More info or ban
pics or ban

:|

-Max

 

[Nitemare]

Tell her to get the F back in the kitchen and make you a sammich

 

[BlueWeasel]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Mucho
A couple of months ago I found a single pearl earring in my apartment, now two ladies were in my place about the same time so I didn?t want to ask who lost it for obviously fear of it not being hers. So yesterday my girlfriend ask me if I found an earring, I said yes so she ask me why I didn?t give it to her I said it slipped my mind, now she is really pissed off with me for the obvious reason.

How do I fix this mess?.

Need more information jackass... were you cheating or not? Pics of all parties involved? Was one of the 2 "ladies" your gf... or is your gf a 3rd?

More info or ban
pics or ban

:|

-Max

What he should have done was secretly read his GF's email messages to see if she mentioned anything about the earring, wouldn't you agree?

 

[VTHodge]

1) Admit nothing. Deny everything.
2) "I thought it was my Mom's".
3) "I just found it this morning, funny you should bring it up!"
4) "Haven't seen it, but I'll look around" <wait two days> "Got it!"

You can save your balls on this one if you don't act like a dumbfark.

 

[Doboji]

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Mucho
A couple of months ago I found a single pearl earring in my apartment, now two ladies were in my place about the same time so I didn?t want to ask who lost it for obviously fear of it not being hers. So yesterday my girlfriend ask me if I found an earring, I said yes so she ask me why I didn?t give it to her I said it slipped my mind, now she is really pissed off with me for the obvious reason.

How do I fix this mess?.

Need more information jackass... were you cheating or not? Pics of all parties involved? Was one of the 2 "ladies" your gf... or is your gf a 3rd?

More info or ban
pics or ban

:|

-Max

What he should have done was secretly read his GF's email messages to see if she mentioned anything about the earring, wouldn't you agree?

had to bring that up didnt ya?

 

[BlueWeasel]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: BlueWeasel

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Mucho
A couple of months ago I found a single pearl earring in my apartment, now two ladies were in my place about the same time so I didn?t want to ask who lost it for obviously fear of it not being hers. So yesterday my girlfriend ask me if I found an earring, I said yes so she ask me why I didn?t give it to her I said it slipped my mind, now she is really pissed off with me for the obvious reason.

How do I fix this mess?.

Need more information jackass... were you cheating or not? Pics of all parties involved? Was one of the 2 "ladies" your gf... or is your gf a 3rd?

More info or ban
pics or ban

:|

-Max

What he should have done was secretly read his GF's email messages to see if she mentioned anything about the earring, wouldn't you agree?

had to bring that up didnt ya?

Sorry 'bout that....a coworker just put me in a pissy mode right before I read this post and I guess I was just looking for someone to take it out on.

 

[chowmein]

what happens if she saw this thread?

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Pablo
Hand your girlfriend your balls in a tupperware container.

Make sure you burp the container.

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: jadinolf

Originally posted by: Pablo
Hand your girlfriend your balls in a tupperware container.

Make sure you burp the container.

Yeah, you dont want them going bad. Cause if they stay in there with that air, they go bad.

 

[akubi]

Originally posted by: VTHodge

4) "Haven't seen it, but I'll look around" <wait two days> "Got it!"

:thumbsup:
that should work

 

[zainali]

buy her new ones.

 

[chrisms]

Send her to my place

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: Mucho
A couple of months ago I found a single pearl earring in my apartment, now two ladies were in my place about the same time so I didn?t want to ask who lost it for obviously fear of it not being hers. So yesterday my girlfriend ask me if I found an earring, I said yes so she ask me why I didn?t give it to her I said it slipped my mind, now she is really pissed off with me for the obvious reason.

How do I fix this mess?.

"Ah, the twisted webs we weave when first we practice to deceive."

 

[HonkeyDonk]

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Mucho
A couple of months ago I found a single pearl earring in my apartment, now two ladies were in my place about the same time so I didn?t want to ask who lost it for obviously fear of it not being hers. So yesterday my girlfriend ask me if I found an earring, I said yes so she ask me why I didn?t give it to her I said it slipped my mind, now she is really pissed off with me for the obvious reason.

How do I fix this mess?.

Need more information jackass... were you cheating or not? Pics of all parties involved? Was one of the 2 "ladies" your gf... or is your gf a 3rd?

More info or ban
pics or ban

:|

-Max

couldn't have said it better myself.

What really strikes me odd is how so many people here actually understood wtf the OP said. He makes too many ambiguous, unclear remarks...do people nowadays just don't know how to write coherent thoughts anymore?

 

[richardycc]

give her a pearl necklace?

guess I need to read the replies first.

 

[huesmann]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
give her a pearl necklace and all will be forgiven.

You want him to shpeckle her on the chest?

 

[badboyeee]

this is minor, blah

 

[BlueWeasel]

Originally posted by: HonkeyDonk

Originally posted by: Doboji

Originally posted by: Mucho
A couple of months ago I found a single pearl earring in my apartment, now two ladies were in my place about the same time so I didn?t want to ask who lost it for obviously fear of it not being hers. So yesterday my girlfriend ask me if I found an earring, I said yes so she ask me why I didn?t give it to her I said it slipped my mind, now she is really pissed off with me for the obvious reason.

How do I fix this mess?.

Need more information jackass... were you cheating or not? Pics of all parties involved? Was one of the 2 "ladies" your gf... or is your gf a 3rd?

More info or ban
pics or ban

:|

-Max

couldn't have said it better myself.

What really strikes me odd is how so many people here actually understood wtf the OP said. He makes too many ambiguous, unclear remarks...do people nowadays just don't know how to write coherent thoughts anymore?

It's really not that hard to comprehend what the OP is trying to say.

If one of the two ladies wasn't his GF, then why would she ask about the earring?

I've seen much, much worse around here.

 

[BudAshes]

O NO! You stepped in teh doo doo?