I am in deep doo doo

[Mucho]

A couple of months ago I found a single pearl earring in my apartment, now two ladies were in my place about the same time so I didn?t want to ask who lost it for obviously fear of it not being hers. So yesterday my girlfriend ask me if I found an earring, I said yes so she ask me why I didn?t give it to her I said it slipped my mind, now she is really pissed off with me for the obvious reason.

How do I fix this mess?.

 

[imported_Pablo]

Hand your girlfriend your balls in a tupperware container.

 

[Shawn]

Just say you forgot. She'll get over it.

 

[purbeast0]

stick it in her mouth, she won't be able to bitch at you anymore ...

and no, it != pearl earing.

 

[Yossarian]

give her a pearl necklace and all will be forgiven.

 

[Cal166]

When in Doubt....

 

[Aimster]

Just say you forgot.

If you think she thinks it was because of another woman you are crazy.
She doesn't think that.

She is just pissed off cause she didn't get to wear it.

 

[chowmein]

Originally posted by: Pablo
Hand your girlfriend your balls in a tupperware container.

after that rip up your man-card

did you have any sexual relations with those 2 women? if not, first you're a loser, second you have nothing to worry about.

 

[hevnsnt]

Originally posted by: Aimster
Just say you forgot.

If you think she thinks it was because of another woman you are crazy.
She doesn't think that.

She is just pissed off cause she didn't get to wear it.

yup

 

[Qwest]

:camera:s of pissed off girlfriend?

or

OTHER girl.

 

[hevnsnt]

Originally posted by: Qwest
:camera:s of pissed off girlfriend?

or

OTHER girl.

yup

 

[So]

Originally posted by: hevnsnt

Originally posted by: Aimster
Just say you forgot.

If you think she thinks it was because of another woman you are crazy.
She doesn't think that.

She is just pissed off cause she didn't get to wear it.

yup

Yup. Just play up the "I'm a forgetful man, beer distracted me" card

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: Mucho
A couple of months ago I found a single pearl earring in my apartment, now two ladies were in my place about the same time so I didn?t want to ask who lost it for obviously fear of it not being hers. So yesterday my girlfriend ask me if I found an earring, I said yes so she ask me why I didn?t give it to her I said it slipped my mind, now she is really pissed off with me for the obvious reason.

How do I fix this mess?.

Offer her a pearl necklace. Problem solved.

Edit: fixed typo because of Orsorum's insistance

 

[se7en]

we need pics of all parties involved to give you factual and helpful advice.. ..

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: Mucho
A couple of months ago I found a single pearl earring in my apartment, now two ladies were in my place about the same time so I didn?t want to ask who lost it for obviously fear of it not being hers. So yesterday my girlfriend ask me if I found an earring, I said yes so she ask me why I didn?t give it to her I said it slipped my mind, now she is really pissed off with me for the obvious reason.

How do I fix this mess?.

Offer her a perl necklace. Problem solved.

I don't think she'd enjoy that... unless she's a coder.

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: Mucho
A couple of months ago I found a single pearl earring in my apartment, now two ladies were in my place about the same time so I didn?t want to ask who lost it for obviously fear of it not being hers. So yesterday my girlfriend ask me if I found an earring, I said yes so she ask me why I didn?t give it to her I said it slipped my mind, now she is really pissed off with me for the obvious reason.

How do I fix this mess?.

Offer her a perl necklace. Problem solved.

pics?

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: dquan97

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: Mucho
A couple of months ago I found a single pearl earring in my apartment, now two ladies were in my place about the same time so I didn?t want to ask who lost it for obviously fear of it not being hers. So yesterday my girlfriend ask me if I found an earring, I said yes so she ask me why I didn?t give it to her I said it slipped my mind, now she is really pissed off with me for the obvious reason.

How do I fix this mess?.

Offer her a perl necklace. Problem solved.

pics?

:camera:

 

[alien42]

so you cheated on your girlfriend?

 

[Triumph]

so you were cheating on your girlfriend?

 

[radioouman]

hahaha buy her flowers

 

[Mucho]

Posting a pix of your gf here is like setting a cat lose at a dog show, so forget it.

BTW I no longer see the other lady so this double sucks

 

[Aimster]

If you cheat on your girlfriend it is going to come back and hit you hard and you will post a YAGT in a few months

YAGT: She cheated on me

 

[PricklyPete]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
give her a pearl necklace and all will be forgiven.

 

[Baked]

Left hand, meet right hand.

 

[PanzerIV]

Sounds like a regular b!tch if she gets pissed just because you said you forgot about it. Maybe the other girl you're playing the field with has a better disposition.