I am going to prison in May

[MotionMan]

I just learned that I will have to go to the North Fork Correctional Facility in Sayre, Oklahoma in May.


I will be there for a few hours for a deposition. I am hoping there will not be a riot while I am there.

I wonder if they will have wireless internet available. If so, I will try to post from there (unless that is a violation of some law ).


Have you ever been in a prison (other than Alcatraz), either as a "guest" or a visitor? What is it like?

MotionMan


5/12/10 EDIT: I leave tomorrow. I know nothing of Oklahoma geography.

Have there been tornados between OKC and Sayre where I will be driving on Friday?

MotionMan

 

[edro]

I have been misled.

 

[glenn beck]

I have been misled.

I thought this was a ZaneJohnson thread

 

[KeithTalent]

Hopefull you'll be scared straight!

KT

 

[dabuddha]

It's shank or be shanked!

 

[Red Squirrel]

I've never been in one. I did have a dream that I had to go once though, it was actually quite freaky. First I had to attend a court session within the jail building, followed by the sentancing. I woke up before the sentancing though.

 

[purbeast0]

i was in a holding cell at BWI airport, that is as close as i've gotten.

 

[DesiPower]

oh just for a few hours... I though you were going to be someones b1tch 4 a while...

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

I thought this was going to be a vague-as-hell Goosemaster thread about why you had to go to prison.

 

[allisolm]

"...sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not."

 

[JulesMaximus]

Nope, never been inside a prison in my entire life for any reason.

I have been deposed (in a private law firm) and given testimony in front of a judge and jury in a court of law though.

 

[Phoenix86]

"...sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not."

That's a horrifying aspect of jail. D:

It's terrible people arrested for non-violent felonies get this as punishment.

 

[mfenn]

0/10

Parody too late.

 

[MotionMan]

That's a horrifying aspect of jail. D:

It's terrible people arrested for non-violent felonies get this ass punishment.

Fixed.

MotionMan

 

[RKS]

Been to a few prisons and a couple jails, it's not a pleasant experience.

 

[Phoenix86]

Fixed.

MotionMan

What you did there.

I see it. :hmm:

 

[yh125d]

There's probably not any wifi anywhere near sayre, I wouldn't count on it

 

[MotionMan]

There's probably not any wifi anywhere near sayre, I wouldn't count on it

How about an AT&T connection for my iPhone?

MotionMan

 

[geno]

Repost

 

[Train]

I was at the OLD Mansfield State prison in Mansfield, OH, which is the building they used for filming Shawshank Redemption

Didnt go inside, just saw it from outside, its a pretty sweet building.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

dammit geno

 

[zinfamous]

please say hello to zanejohnson for the rest of us at ATOT.

Also, it might be nice to update Ilovetruenos on the online Bulk Beef front (the search continues)

 

[OCGuy]

Been to Jail, never prison.

Make sure you race-up real quick!

 

[rasczak]

"...sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not."

Poor Andy.

 

[yh125d]

How about an AT&T connection for my iPhone?

MotionMan

There's like, NO AT&T service out near sayre/weatherford. You may get 1/2 bars in and out as long as you're outside but it's far from reliable. Apparently its about only alltel out there