I am going to KILL this guy...

[dquan97]

leave raw fish in his drawer

 

[Slacker]

Originally posted by: mAdD INDIAN
theres no way burnt popcorn smells worse that fish..i hate the smell of fish!

Burnt popcorn will cause an evacuation, been there. If you cook it for twice as long as you are supposed to it will cause a stench that will make you vomit, cook it even longer and it will fill the room with toxic smoke, cook it just a bit more and set the microwave on fire, microwave popcorn is evil :evil:

 

[GrumpyMan]

Open up a can of tuna and leave it hidden in his car for a day or so.

 

[Mallow]

can this thread be used as evidence in a court of law :Q

 

[tfbrown69]

Puncture a small can of anchovies and slip it in his briefcase or if you can under his car seat... make sure it is buried at the bottom. lol

 

[Excelsior]

Gut a fish and throw the entrails on his tps reports.

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: shekondar
The asshat in the cubicle next to me just committed the ultimate office sin...
He cooked FISH in the office microwave - now the whole fscking office smells like fish!!
:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|

probably cause of lent. it will happen for another couple of months

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

I would just put an open container of gasoline with his name on it in the microwave along with a Yanni CD... close door... punch in 1-0-0-0 and well... RUN!!!

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: tfbrown69
Puncture a small can of anchovies and slip it in his briefcase or if you can under his car seat... make sure it is buried at the bottom. lol

...noob.
1. Place tarp, sheet, cloth, etc under the front portion of his car.
2. Throw a large container of small fish, fish pieces, etc on his engine.
3. Pull out sheet/tarp/etc, recover excess fish.
4. Strategically place fish in places that will get very hot.
5. (Optional) Place a hose clamp on one of his radiator hoses- get it tight enough to just barely restrict flow- not enough to make it really overheat and cause bad damage.
6. Close hood, (optional) weld the latch down through the grill(e).

Chicken may be subsitutes for fish if you really really have to.

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox

Originally posted by: tfbrown69
Puncture a small can of anchovies and slip it in his briefcase or if you can under his car seat... make sure it is buried at the bottom. lol

...noob.
1. Place tarp, sheet, cloth, etc under the front portion of his car.
2. Throw a large container of small fish, fish pieces, etc on his engine.
3. Pull out sheet/tarp/etc, recover excess fish.
4. Strategically place fish in places that will get very hot.
5. (Optional) Place a hose clamp on one of his radiator hoses- get it tight enough to just barely restrict flow- not enough to make it really overheat and cause bad damage.
6. Close hood, (optional) weld the latch down through the grill(e).


Chicken may be subsitutes for fish if you really really have to.

...noob.
1. Cut aluminum can about 1/4th up from the bottom. Discard end with pop top.
2. Take can of beans and open.
3. Pour enough beans into the can bottom that it reaches about 1/2 full. (be sure not to put bean sauce in)
4. Crawl under car with bean-filled aluminum can and bailing wire.
5. Wire bean-filled aluminum can on top of catalytic converter.
6. Hide and watch smoke and rancid burned beans billow out from under car.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: mAdD INDIAN
theres no way burnt popcorn smells worse that fish..i hate the smell of fish!

We had to replace our microwave and have our walls scrubbed after a guy thought he put popcorn in at 2:30, but accidentally hit 22:30. It's bad....like smearing yourself in charcoal.

They guy with the fish is probably Catholic and observing Lent (like myself). Show a little tollerence.

 

I would rather kill him for being so distasteful as to cook fish in a microwave.
What a tool.

 

[beatle]

Originally posted by: Ameesh

Originally posted by: shekondar
The asshat in the cubicle next to me just committed the ultimate office sin...
He cooked FISH in the office microwave - now the whole fscking office smells like fish!!
:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|

probably cause of lent. it will happen for another couple of months

He doesn't have to cook FISH in the microwave to "fast" on Friday. He just can't eat meat. I don't think there would be any complaints if he was reheating a nice bowl of mac and cheese (unless he didn't share ).

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: Jfrag

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox

Originally posted by: tfbrown69
Puncture a small can of anchovies and slip it in his briefcase or if you can under his car seat... make sure it is buried at the bottom. lol

...noob.
1. Place tarp, sheet, cloth, etc under the front portion of his car.
2. Throw a large container of small fish, fish pieces, etc on his engine.
3. Pull out sheet/tarp/etc, recover excess fish.
4. Strategically place fish in places that will get very hot.
5. (Optional) Place a hose clamp on one of his radiator hoses- get it tight enough to just barely restrict flow- not enough to make it really overheat and cause bad damage.
6. Close hood, (optional) weld the latch down through the grill(e).


Chicken may be subsitutes for fish if you really really have to.

...noob.
1. Cut aluminum can about 1/4th up from the bottom. Discard end with pop top.
2. Take can of beans and open.
3. Pour enough beans into the can bottom that it reaches about 1/2 full. (be sure not to put bean sauce in)
4. Crawl under car with bean-filled aluminum can and bailing wire.
5. Wire bean-filled aluminum can on top of catalytic converter.
6. Hide and watch smoke and rancid burned beans billow out from under car.

What, can't just pour the beans right on the lovin'?