I am going to KILL this guy...

[shekondar]

The asshat in the cubicle next to me just committed the ultimate office sin...
He cooked FISH in the office microwave - now the whole fscking office smells like fish!!
:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|

 

[vi edit]

At least it wasn't burnt popcorn.

 

[Lager]

Go hit on his girlfriend!

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
At least it wasn't burnt popcorn.

werd

 

[Mr N8]

Enjoy. You now have permission to flatulate at will.

 

[Quixfire]

Checking the "Office Ten Commandments"...










...cooking fish is not found.

Lighten up you could be unemployed.

 

[ScoobMaster]

Counter this with a burnt offering of some dish made with cabbage!

 

[Lager]

It's minendo!

 

[Nocturnal]

Damn!!!

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
At least it wasn't burnt popcorn.

I hear ya. My friend did that in the dorm basement a couple weeks ago and it was not pleasant.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Throw a brick at his truck

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: shekondar
The asshat in the cubicle next to me just committed the ultimate office sin...
He cooked FISH in the office microwave - now the whole fscking office smells like fish!!
:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|

Probably going to be a regular Friday thing for a while. Get used to it.

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
At least it wasn't burnt popcorn.

Heh. Someone did that it my office last year. Couldn't go into the break room for days, and they had to replace the microwave.

 

[TitanDiddly]

You know what you must do.











You don't? Ugh. Alright: Insert an onion into microwave, sliced in half. Press these buttons: 1 - 0 - 0 - 0 - Start/Enter. Walk away, try to take the rest of the day off, or at least out of the office.

You could also do this putting the onion in a tupperware container with rice or something, then write his name on the lid and leave the lid on top of the nuker.

 

[kage69]

A dumbass I went to school with sabotaged the teachers lounge like that one time, 'cept he used an open jar of peanut butter. An onion sounds like strong mojo - is it really that bad? I'm thinking some kimchee would be a great olfactory howitzer, I mean, the stuff stinks normally right?

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: kage69
A dumbass I went to school with sabotaged the teachers lounge like that one time, 'cept he used an open jar of peanut butter. An onion sounds like strong mojo - is it really that bad? I'm thinking some kimchee would be a great olfactory howitzer, I mean, the stuff stinks normally right?

I rather enjoy the taste of kim chee. Doesn't smell that bad, methinks. But it's spicy.

What's so bad about a fish smell? It's not like fish suck or anything. Sheesh.

 

[rh71]

My parents don't bring chinese food to work for lunch anymore because people complain of the smell after it's reheated.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Leave some cooked broccoli out for a couple of days, that'll teach him.

 

[TerryMathews]

Phad Thai smells like wet dog... That should be offensive to about anyone when nuked...

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: kage69
A dumbass I went to school with sabotaged the teachers lounge like that one time, 'cept he used an open jar of peanut butter. An onion sounds like strong mojo - is it really that bad? I'm thinking some kimchee would be a great olfactory howitzer, I mean, the stuff stinks normally right?

Onion is VILE.

 

[xEDIT409]

Pad Thai is good.

 

[mAdD INDIAN]

theres no way burnt popcorn smells worse that fish..i hate the smell of fish!

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: shekondar
The asshat in the cubicle next to me just committed the ultimate office sin...
He cooked FISH in the office microwave - now the whole fscking office smells like fish!!
:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|

Ian, you could of just come and asked me to not cook fish in the microwave instead of posting about it here. Now get to work before I let the boss know how you waste your time.

 

[DrPizza]

someone did shrimp here this week. I wanted to tell them that shrimp shouldn't smell that way. Well, at least fresh shrimp shouldn't. 3 week old shrimp, on the other hand, probably does usually smell that way.

 

[Joker81]

Whats worse is. Pho (pronounched Fuh). It smells like a rank dude who hasn't showered. People at my office and leave it in the small office (about 40 X 15) and I have to open the place up. it was bad,