I am getting circumcised tomorrow [110 DAY UPDATE!]

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: saahmed
So are you a guy? Your avatar is of a girl. Anyway, thats gonna suck. Feel sorry for you.

wtf that is not a girl avatar

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: TitanDiddly

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: TitanDiddly
No, I'm not a fan of it. I'm getting it done because I have to. For those asking why...

Why do you HAVE to? Someone holding a gun to your head? Religious reasons? Health reasons? Feel free not to respond.

Because my pee comes out at a 45 degree angle, and if I don't, my chances of ever having kids is much lower. Also, it's sometimes painful.

Oh, I take it that's what those terms meant that you told us to google, which I did not google.

:roll:

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: saahmed
So are you a guy? Your avatar is of a girl. Anyway, thats gonna suck. Feel sorry for you.

No, it's a judge. With a wig, old school.

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: TitanDiddly

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: TitanDiddly
No, I'm not a fan of it. I'm getting it done because I have to. For those asking why...

Why do you HAVE to? Someone holding a gun to your head? Religious reasons? Health reasons? Feel free not to respond.

Because my pee comes out at a 45 degree angle, and if I don't, my chances of ever having kids is much lower. Also, it's sometimes painful.

Oh, I take it that's what those terms meant that you told us to google, which I did not google.

Right. Something that doesn' come up on those pages is... lack of symmetry, which is the biggest inconvenience ever.

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: saahmed
So are you a guy? Your avatar is of a girl.

Are you sure you've never had a drink in your life? Because you're either drunk as hell, or stupid as hell if you think that's a girl avatar.

 

[theMan]

Originally posted by: saahmed
So are you a guy? Your avatar is of a girl. Anyway, thats gonna suck. Feel sorry for you.

umm....

 

[UsandThem]

My uncle had it done in his 40's.

He told me it was the worst pain he ever had in his life. Said he couldn't wear underwear for a week.

Good luck.

 

[saahmed]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: saahmed
So are you a guy? Your avatar is of a girl. Anyway, thats gonna suck. Feel sorry for you.

wtf that is not a girl avatar

Okay, I guess I didnt look at it closely. Just kind of glanced it at, looks like an old lady at first glance. Sorry, I'm stupid.

 

[daveymark]

google image search ftw

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: UsandThem
My uncle had it done in his 40's.

He told me it was the worst pain he ever had in his life. Said he couldn't wear underwear for a week.

Good luck.

I've got some five-sizes-too-big pajama pants for the occasion.

Not to mention that they're comfortable as all hell normally.

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: TitanDiddly

Originally posted by: UsandThem
My uncle had it done in his 40's.

He told me it was the worst pain he ever had in his life. Said he couldn't wear underwear for a week.

Good luck.

I've got some five-sizes-too-big pajama pants for the occasion.

Not to mention that they're comfortable as all hell normally.

HAH.

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: everman
Well I'm not going to google that, and I think only a fool would gogle image search it.

I wouldn't call myself a fool, just... overly curious

Anyway, I can't help but think about those people who put those things in their earlobes to stretch them out, some of them can fit a grapefruit through their earlobes after a few years :Q Have / could you try a less extreme form of that?

That avatar is called "Judge" btw, iirc.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
have fun!

good luck!


i have no idea what you say to someone when they are going to get it wacked

Break a nut? :laugh:

 

[boyRacer]

hope you like stitches

 

[SuperSix]

Originally posted by: saahmed

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: saahmed
So are you a guy? Your avatar is of a girl. Anyway, thats gonna suck. Feel sorry for you.

wtf that is not a girl avatar

Okay, I guess I didnt look at it closely. Just kind of glanced it at, looks like an old lady at first glance. Sorry, I'm stupid.

:thumbsup:

 

[computerABUSER]

I've already had it done a few times and it's really not that bad of a deal infact right afterwards I went back to work and operated a jackhammer and then went bowling that night on my league.









J/K of course

 

[StevenYoo]

eeesh, hope ur procedure goes well!

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: RBachman

Originally posted by: everman
Well I'm not going to google that, and I think only a fool would gogle image search it.

I wouldn't call myself a fool, just... overly curious

Anyway, I can't help but think about those people who put those things in their earlobes to stretch them out, some of them can fit a grapefruit through their earlobes after a few years :Q Have / could you try a less extreme form of that?

That avatar is called "Judge" btw, iirc.

http://www.norm-uk.org/phimosis_clinical_guidelines.html

That's a method that is usually called for by more hippie-like doctors, but might be nice if I could- However, I don't think my roommate would appreciate me doing that 2-3 times per day.

 

[Bozono]

So I take it you can't get a Woody lest you bust open the stitches?

 

[EatSpam]

Originally posted by: TitanDiddly
Yep, tomorrow is the day. Hopefully, I will get something good enough that I won't remember what's going on for a few days. Frankly, this is not something that I want to experience or remember.

Why the hell would you want less penis? :shocked: I'd pay a lot of money to get back a fully functioning foreskin.

 

[ManSnake]

How old are you? If you are young, then you won't remember when you wake up.

 

[saahmed]

Wow, I didnt know it was routine in the US, just read. I kind of never really knew how to tell if I was circumcised, and didnt really want to ask my parents if I had.

 

[EatSpam]

Originally posted by: TitanDiddly

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
good for you, circumsizion is a good thing. *waits for the flame thrower*

No, I'm not a fan of it. I'm getting it done because I have to. For those asking why...

NSFW NSFW >> Google for 'Phimosis' and 'Paraphimosis' << NSFW NSFW

Before you go through with this, ask the doctor about steroid cream. Phimosis shouldn't require circumcision. If your doctor looks at you like you're insane, find a doctor who was educated in India or Europe. American doctors only know how to cut off foreskins. They have no clue about how to cure problems less invasively.

My wife frequents a forum called "The Case Against Circumcision" on Mothering. One of the members, a "Frankly Speaking" would be happy to give you tons of info on circ alternatives for your condition.

You don't have to do this.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Been circumsized for near 20 years now.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: EatSpam

Originally posted by: TitanDiddly

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
good for you, circumsizion is a good thing. *waits for the flame thrower*

No, I'm not a fan of it. I'm getting it done because I have to. For those asking why...

NSFW NSFW >> Google for 'Phimosis' and 'Paraphimosis' << NSFW NSFW

Before you go through with this, ask the doctor about steroid cream. Phimosis shouldn't require circumcision. If your doctor looks at you like you're insane, find a doctor who was educated in India or Europe. American doctors only know how to cut off foreskins. They have no clue about how to cure problems less invasively.

My wife frequents a forum called "The Case Against Circumcision" on Mothering. One of the members, a "Frankly Speaking" would be happy to give you tons of info on circ alternatives for your condition.

You don't have to do this.

Thanks for reading the whole thread, towards the end of which, I linked to an article about steroid cream and listed why I couldn't use it.

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: EatSpam

Originally posted by: TitanDiddly
Yep, tomorrow is the day. Hopefully, I will get something good enough that I won't remember what's going on for a few days. Frankly, this is not something that I want to experience or remember.

Why the hell would you want less penis? :shocked: I'd pay a lot of money to get back a fully functioning foreskin.

Read the thread. I like foreskin. I'm keeping as much of it as possible. I think that circumsizing babies is bad. On me however, there's too much right now, and in the wrong places. That's a big problem.

There's a torrent available for Penn & Teller's show on circumcision, it's good watch for those interested. Not that I would ever condone stealing copyrighted material, of course.