Hygiene Dispute Sparks Bar Brawl

[Howard]

Originally posted by: JackBurton

Originally posted by: Howard
Tell you what: I promise I'll eat something somebody makes with their bare hands after they've touched their dick as long as it's been in their [clean] underwear since their last shower (with thorough cleansing of the skin). I don't know when those conditions will be satisfied, but you have my word.

No, it doesn't work that way. There's no guarantee where his things been. Maybe he just got done banging a hooker. You don't know. All you know is he DIDN'T wash his hands and he's going to make your food. Just like when I see you walking out of the restroom and haven't washed your hands.

Now eat up!

What I'm trying to say is that your aversion to indirect contact with somebody's penis has nothing to do with cleanliness, only the whole "oh ick it's a penis don't touch me with that you disgusting perv" taboo. Sure, the guy might have been banging a hooker, but he could have just fingered one and got the same sh1t over his hands.

No sh1t, Sherlock. (no pun intended)

You brought up the moronic question, not me.

I'm sorry you didn't see that it was rhetorical.

Washing your hands after you jerk off makes your hands OK for shaking, isn't that right? What difference will washing your hands make?

What kind of dumbass question is that? That's like saying if you fall into some sh!t, and get it all over your hands, what difference will washing your hands make? I wouldn't want to shake someone's hand after they've touched some sh!t, but if they WASH their hands thoroughly, I wouldn't have a problem with it.

Uh, no it doesn't. When you jerk off, you don't get sh!t on your hands. In fact, you don't get anything on your hands at all (not necessarily, unless one is uncircumsized).

 

[JackBurton]

Originally posted by: Howard
What I'm trying to say is that your aversion to indirect contact with somebody's penis has nothing to do with cleanliness, only the whole "oh ick it's a penis don't touch me with that you disgusting perv" taboo. Sure, the guy might have been banging a hooker, but he could have just fingered one and got the same sh1t over his hands.

Apparently you don't see a problem with jacking off and going out and shaking everyone's hands and vise versa, so I'll just stop this discussion. You're just freakin' nasty.

I'd like to hang a sign up in the office and list everyone that doesn't wash their hands after using the restroom. We'll see how many people want to shake your hand.

 

[Howard]

Why do you think I have no problem with jacking off and going out and shaking "everyone's" hands? If you read my posts carefully, you will see that I do not make any such statements.

 

[Mermaidman]

Fort Worth? Insert Chuck Norris joke . . .

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: JackBurton

Originally posted by: Howard
Tell you what: I promise I'll eat something somebody makes with their bare hands after they've touched their dick as long as it's been in their [clean] underwear since their last shower (with thorough cleansing of the skin). I don't know when those conditions will be satisfied, but you have my word.

No, it doesn't work that way. There's no guarantee where his things been. Maybe he just got done banging a hooker. You don't know. All you know is he DIDN'T wash his hands and he's going to make your food. Just like when I see you walking out of the restroom and haven't washed your hands.

Now eat up!

Geez dude lighten up.

Let's go with this:

Guy bangs a hooker outside the bar. He stuffs his d1ck back into his pants with his hands, then walks into the bar. He then opens the bathroom door, walkes to the urinal, whips it out, pisses, and then stuffs it back in.

1. He then walks straight out and opens the door and goes and shakes your hand.

2. He washes his hands by turning on the faucet, washing his hands, and then turning off the same faucet he turned on with hooker juice all over them. He then dries his hands, spreading the santorum that was on the faucets onto the towel for all others to use, and walks out the door, touching the cum and sh!t smeared all over it, sneezes into his hands, wipes his mouth and then walks over to you and shoves his tongue down your throat.

Now, you still want him to wash his hands or not?

 

[JackBurton]

Originally posted by: silverpig

Originally posted by: JackBurton

Originally posted by: Howard
Tell you what: I promise I'll eat something somebody makes with their bare hands after they've touched their dick as long as it's been in their [clean] underwear since their last shower (with thorough cleansing of the skin). I don't know when those conditions will be satisfied, but you have my word.

No, it doesn't work that way. There's no guarantee where his things been. Maybe he just got done banging a hooker. You don't know. All you know is he DIDN'T wash his hands and he's going to make your food. Just like when I see you walking out of the restroom and haven't washed your hands.

Now eat up!

Geez dude lighten up.

Let's go with this:

Guy bangs a hooker outside the bar. He stuffs his d1ck back into his pants with his hands, then walks into the bar. He then opens the bathroom door, walkes to the urinal, whips it out, pisses, and then stuffs it back in.

1. He then walks straight out and opens the door and goes and shakes your hand.

2. He washes his hands by turning on the faucet, washing his hands, and then turning off the same faucet he turned on with hooker juice all over them. He then dries his hands, spreading the santorum that was on the faucets onto the towel for all others to use, and walks out the door, touching the cum and sh!t smeared all over it, sneezes into his hands, wipes his mouth and then walks over to you and shoves his tongue down your throat.

Now, you still want him to wash his hands or not?

Perfect, I guess you're arguing to might as well not wash your hands when you take a crap either. Great.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: JackBurton

Originally posted by: silverpig

Originally posted by: JackBurton

Originally posted by: Howard
Tell you what: I promise I'll eat something somebody makes with their bare hands after they've touched their dick as long as it's been in their [clean] underwear since their last shower (with thorough cleansing of the skin). I don't know when those conditions will be satisfied, but you have my word.

No, it doesn't work that way. There's no guarantee where his things been. Maybe he just got done banging a hooker. You don't know. All you know is he DIDN'T wash his hands and he's going to make your food. Just like when I see you walking out of the restroom and haven't washed your hands.

Now eat up!

Geez dude lighten up.

Let's go with this:

Guy bangs a hooker outside the bar. He stuffs his d1ck back into his pants with his hands, then walks into the bar. He then opens the bathroom door, walkes to the urinal, whips it out, pisses, and then stuffs it back in.

1. He then walks straight out and opens the door and goes and shakes your hand.

2. He washes his hands by turning on the faucet, washing his hands, and then turning off the same faucet he turned on with hooker juice all over them. He then dries his hands, spreading the santorum that was on the faucets onto the towel for all others to use, and walks out the door, touching the cum and sh!t smeared all over it, sneezes into his hands, wipes his mouth and then walks over to you and shoves his tongue down your throat.

Now, you still want him to wash his hands or not?

Perfect, I guess you're arguing to might as well not wash your hands when you take a crap either. Great.

The difference between urine and feces is that urine is sterile while feces is not.

 

[Mermaidman]

Originally posted by: silverpig

Guy bangs a hooker outside the bar. He stuffs his d1ck back into his pants with his hands, then walks into the bar. He then opens the bathroom door, walkes to the urinal, whips it out, pisses, and then stuffs it back in.

1. He then walks straight out and opens the door and goes and shakes your hand.

2. He washes his hands by turning on the faucet, washing his hands, and then turning off the same faucet he turned on with hooker juice all over them. He then dries his hands, spreading the santorum that was on the faucets onto the towel for all others to use, and walks out the door, touching the cum and sh!t smeared all over it, sneezes into his hands, wipes his mouth and then walks over to you and shoves his tongue down your throat.

You ever think of writing erotica for a living? Don't.

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: JackBurton

Originally posted by: Howard
What I'm trying to say is that your aversion to indirect contact with somebody's penis has nothing to do with cleanliness, only the whole "oh ick it's a penis don't touch me with that you disgusting perv" taboo. Sure, the guy might have been banging a hooker, but he could have just fingered one and got the same sh1t over his hands.

Apparently you don't see a problem with jacking off and going out and shaking everyone's hands and vise versa, so I'll just stop this discussion. You're just freakin' nasty.

I'd like to hang a sign up in the office and list everyone that doesn't wash their hands after using the restroom. We'll see how many people want to shake your hand.

They let you out alread? After stabbing that guy 4 times??

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: Mermaidman

Originally posted by: silverpig

Guy bangs a hooker outside the bar. He stuffs his d1ck back into his pants with his hands, then walks into the bar. He then opens the bathroom door, walkes to the urinal, whips it out, pisses, and then stuffs it back in.

1. He then walks straight out and opens the door and goes and shakes your hand.

2. He washes his hands by turning on the faucet, washing his hands, and then turning off the same faucet he turned on with hooker juice all over them. He then dries his hands, spreading the santorum that was on the faucets onto the towel for all others to use, and walks out the door, touching the cum and sh!t smeared all over it, sneezes into his hands, wipes his mouth and then walks over to you and shoves his tongue down your throat.

You ever think of writing erotica for a living? Don't.

Naw, I'm already gainfully employed thanks.

The point is that washing your hands after taking a leak really doesn't do much. After pinching off a load, sure, especially with the sketchy 1-ply crap they put in public toilets.

 

[JackBurton]

Originally posted by: Howard
Why do you think I have no problem with jacking off and going out and shaking "everyone's" hands? If you read my posts carefully, you will see that I do not make any such statements.

See here:

Washing your hands after you jerk off makes your hands OK for shaking, isn't that right? What difference will washing your hands make?

Since you have to ask, apparently it's all the same to you.

 

[JackBurton]

Originally posted by: SSP

Originally posted by: JackBurton

Originally posted by: Howard
What I'm trying to say is that your aversion to indirect contact with somebody's penis has nothing to do with cleanliness, only the whole "oh ick it's a penis don't touch me with that you disgusting perv" taboo. Sure, the guy might have been banging a hooker, but he could have just fingered one and got the same sh1t over his hands.

Apparently you don't see a problem with jacking off and going out and shaking everyone's hands and vise versa, so I'll just stop this discussion. You're just freakin' nasty.

I'd like to hang a sign up in the office and list everyone that doesn't wash their hands after using the restroom. We'll see how many people want to shake your hand.

They let you out alread? After stabbing that guy 4 times??

Yep. The cops said the guy WAS pretty nasty.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Mermaidman

Originally posted by: silverpig

Guy bangs a hooker outside the bar. He stuffs his d1ck back into his pants with his hands, then walks into the bar. He then opens the bathroom door, walkes to the urinal, whips it out, pisses, and then stuffs it back in.

1. He then walks straight out and opens the door and goes and shakes your hand.

2. He washes his hands by turning on the faucet, washing his hands, and then turning off the same faucet he turned on with hooker juice all over them. He then dries his hands, spreading the santorum that was on the faucets onto the towel for all others to use, and walks out the door, touching the cum and sh!t smeared all over it, sneezes into his hands, wipes his mouth and then walks over to you and shoves his tongue down your throat.

You ever think of writing erotica for a living? Don't.

Bahahahahaha... :laugh:

I would so sig that if I could.

 

[JackBurton]

Originally posted by: Howard
The difference between urine and feces is that urine is sterile while feces is not.

That's not the point he was making. His point was, why wash your hands when it will just get contaminated again by the time you walk out of the restroom.

And are you also saying that it's ok to walk out of the restroom without washing your hands when you get urine on them because urine is "sterile?"

 

[SVT Cobra]

Yeah yeah we've all heard the penis is cleaner than our hands. Sure it is, but that doesn't mean it is sanitary. The genitals contain sweat glands, and I know the average guy sweats and scratches a lot okay.

So wash your hands FFS, it's just nasty.

 

[railer]

Burton you need to take some tranquilizers.

The point is, there are billions of nastier things on this planet than my d!ck.

My own body is cleaner than anything else I'd ever touch at my place of work, a bar, anywhere. That's why I don't get my panties in a wad about washing my own hands after I take a p!ss. And neither should you. Now try and get a hold of yourself.

 

[Squisher]

But, we're all not really sure about the cleanliness of Mr. Burton's d!ck.


You wanna fess up?

 

[JackBurton]

Originally posted by: SVT Cobra
Yeah yeah we've all heard the penis is cleaner than our hands. Sure it is, but that doesn't mean it is sanitary. The genitals contain sweat glands, and I know the average guy sweats and scratches a lot okay.

So wash your hands FFS, it's just nasty.

Thank you!!

 

[JackBurton]

Originally posted by: Squisher
But, we're all not really sure about the cleanliness of Mr. Burton's d!ck.

Hey, you don't have to worry about me. Apparently SVT and I are the only motherfvckers washing their hands. Now you on the other hand...

 

[irishScott]

I think 20/20 did a study that showed the largest concentration of bacteria in a public restroom is on the faucet controls, paper towel dispenser handles, door handles/knobs, and then the air. So NOT washing your hands (and thus not touching more of said objects then necessary) might actually be cleaner.

In any case, urine is sterile unless you have a bladder infection or certain STDs.

 

[railer]

Originally posted by: irishScott
I think 20/20 did a study that showed the largest concentration of bacteria in a public restroom is on the faucet controls, paper towel dispenser handles, door handles/knobs, and then the air. So NOT washing your hands (and thus not touching more of said objects then necessary) might actually be cleaner.

In any case, urine is sterile unless you have a bladder infection or certain STDs.

OUCH!!! Logic hurts.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: irishScott
I think 20/20 did a study that showed the largest concentration of bacteria in a public restroom is on the faucet controls, paper towel dispenser handles, door handles/knobs, and then the air. So NOT washing your hands (and thus not touching more of said objects then necessary) might actually be cleaner.

In any case, urine is sterile unless you have a bladder infection or certain STDs.

In other words, wash your hands while you take a leak.

 

[JackBurton]

Originally posted by: irishScott
I think 20/20 did a study that showed the largest concentration of bacteria in a public restroom is on the faucet controls, paper towel dispenser handles, door handles/knobs, and then the air. So NOT washing your hands (and thus not touching more of said objects then necessary) might actually be cleaner.

In any case, urine is sterile unless you have a bladder infection or certain STDs.

I don't touch the paper towel dispenser and use a paper towel to turn off the faucet and open the door.

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: JackBurton

Originally posted by: Squisher
But, we're all not really sure about the cleanliness of Mr. Burton's d!ck.

Hey, you don't have to worry about me. Apparently SVT and I are the only motherfvckers washing their hands. Now you on the other hand...

Yes, your hands are clean. But...............

 

[JackBurton]

Originally posted by: railer

Originally posted by: irishScott
I think 20/20 did a study that showed the largest concentration of bacteria in a public restroom is on the faucet controls, paper towel dispenser handles, door handles/knobs, and then the air. So NOT washing your hands (and thus not touching more of said objects then necessary) might actually be cleaner.

In any case, urine is sterile unless you have a bladder infection or certain STDs.

OUCH!!! Logic hurts.

OUCH, you're nasty. Read my post above. And if that is the case, like I said, why wash your hands when you take a crap? Hey, the dispenser, faucet and door are contaminated. You're just going to get contaminated again.

OUCH!!! Logic hurts.