Hygiene Dispute Sparks Bar Brawl

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Hygiene Dispute Sparks Bar Brawl
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FORT WORTH, Texas (Nov. 24) - A bloody brawl erupted outside a tavern after one customer thought another failed to wash his hands after using the bathroom, police said.

One man was hospitalized with stab wounds. Another was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

According to a police report, the fight broke out Thursday after Eric Jennings Kisiah, 27, became upset about a customer's apparent hygiene failure at the Tumbleweeds Sports Bar.

Witnesses told police Kisiah confronted the customer and two of his friends, calling them names, telling them they were dirty and threatening to "slash their throats."

Kisiah then hid near a shrub outside the bar and charged the group as they left, the police report said.

One of the men, 25-year-old Morgan Jackson, was stabbed four times, police said. He was listed in good condition after surgery.

Kisiah was jailed in lieu of $20,000 bail. Mansfield Jail officials declined to let a reporter speak with Kisiah or say whether he had an attorney.

A call to the bar Friday went unanswered.
 

Howard

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I do not see any problem with not washing hands after urination. I wonder if that's all he did.
 

Leros

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Originally posted by: Howard
I do not see any problem with not washing hands after urination. I wonder if that's all he did.

When I urinate, the only thing I touch is my penis, which is probably cleaner than my hands. If you go touching stuff in the bathroom, then you defninently need to wash hands. But if you can ninja your way through the bathroom without using your hands, then I see no need to wash them.
 

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Originally posted by: Leros
Originally posted by: Howard
I do not see any problem with not washing hands after urination. I wonder if that's all he did.

When I urinate, the only thing I touch is my penis, which is probably cleaner than my hands. If you go touching stuff in the bathroom, then you defninently need to wash hands. But if you can ninja your way through the bathroom without using your hands, then I see no need to wash them.

^ I'm with these guys.
 

Sukhoi

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Who the hell washes their hands in a bar?! I'd probably be cleaner if I crapped all over my hands and then went and got a drink.
 

EGGO

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wtf? The table itself is probably having more germs than my...well you know what I'll just quote the above users.

Originally posted by: BillGates
Originally posted by: Leros
Originally posted by: Howard
I do not see any problem with not washing hands after urination. I wonder if that's all he did.

When I urinate, the only thing I touch is my penis, which is probably cleaner than my hands. If you go touching stuff in the bathroom, then you defninently need to wash hands. But if you can ninja your way through the bathroom without using your hands, then I see no need to wash them.

^ I'm with these guys.
 

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Originally posted by: Leros
Originally posted by: Howard
I do not see any problem with not washing hands after urination. I wonder if that's all he did.

When I urinate, the only thing I touch is my penis, which is probably cleaner than my hands. If you go touching stuff in the bathroom, then you defninently need to wash hands. But if you can ninja your way through the bathroom without using your hands, then I see no need to wash them.

Haha you touch yourself.
 

pyonir

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Originally posted by: Sukhoi
Who the hell washes their hands in a bar?! I'd probably be cleaner if I crapped all over my hands and then went and got a drink.

thats what i was wondering. i usually wash my hands in bars, but 90% of the other people i see, don't. It wouldn't be hard to find somone that doesnt.
 

JackBurton

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Originally posted by: Howard
I do not see any problem with not washing hands after urination. I wonder if that's all he did.

Um, I see a problem with shaking someone's hand after they've been holding their d!ck. I don't want to touch some other guy's penis, so I'd appreciate it if you'd wash your hands EVERY time you go to the restroom. That's just fvcking nasty not washing your hands whenever you go to the restroom. Do you want someone preparing your food after they've just urinated and not washed their hands? Well, I guess it's not that sanitary then.
 

her209

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Someone once said: "Why do we wash our hands after we pee? I know where my penis has been in the last 24 hours."
 

Squisher

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Originally posted by: JackBurton
Originally posted by: Howard
I do not see any problem with not washing hands after urination. I wonder if that's all he did.

Um, I see a problem with shaking someone's hand after they've been holding their d!ck. I don't want to touch some other guy's penis, so I'd appreciate it if you'd wash your hands EVERY time you go to the restroom. That's just fvcking nasty not washing your hands whenever you go to the restroom. Do you want someone preparing your food after they've just urinated and not washed their hands? Well, I guess it's not that sanitary then.

Sounds like you need to wash your d!ck.
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: JackBurton
Originally posted by: Howard
I do not see any problem with not washing hands after urination. I wonder if that's all he did.

Um, I see a problem with shaking someone's hand after they've been holding their d!ck.
Only because you think you do. Are you afraid of getting HIV? You should be more afraid of the person who opens the door for you.
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: her209
LOL

I'll respect your wish and not quote that. I hope JackBurton's wimmenz all feel the same way he does so he won't get any oral sex.
 

JackBurton

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Originally posted by: Squisher
Originally posted by: JackBurton
Originally posted by: Howard
I do not see any problem with not washing hands after urination. I wonder if that's all he did.

Um, I see a problem with shaking someone's hand after they've been holding their d!ck. I don't want to touch some other guy's penis, so I'd appreciate it if you'd wash your hands EVERY time you go to the restroom. That's just fvcking nasty not washing your hands whenever you go to the restroom. Do you want someone preparing your food after they've just urinated and not washed their hands? Well, I guess it's not that sanitary then.

Sounds like you need to wash your d!ck.
It sounds like you need to learn some basic hygiene. Go wash your hands.
 

JackBurton

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Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: JackBurton
Originally posted by: Howard
I do not see any problem with not washing hands after urination. I wonder if that's all he did.

Um, I see a problem with shaking someone's hand after they've been holding their d!ck.
Only because you think you do. Are you afraid of getting HIV? You should be more afraid of the person who opens the door for you.
I think I do, what? I guess you don't mind someone preparing your food after they've been in the bathroom urinating. What, are you afraid your going to get HIV? HIV has nothign to do with it. It's fvcking nasty. Apparently you wouldn't mind someone sticking their hands down their pants, adjusting themselves and then offering you a hand shake. It's freakin' nasty.
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: JackBurton
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: JackBurton
Originally posted by: Howard
I do not see any problem with not washing hands after urination. I wonder if that's all he did.

Um, I see a problem with shaking someone's hand after they've been holding their d!ck.
Only because you think you do. Are you afraid of getting HIV? You should be more afraid of the person who opens the door for you.
I think I do, what? I guess you don't mind someone preparing your food after they've been in the bathroom urinating.
Tell you what: I promise I'll eat something somebody makes with their bare hands after they've touched their dick as long as it's been in their [clean] underwear since their last shower (with thorough cleansing of the skin). I don't know when those conditions will be satisfied, but you have my word.
What, are you afraid your going to get HIV? HIV has nothign to do with it.
No sh1t, Sherlock. (no pun intended)
It's fvcking nasty. Apparently you wouldn't mind someone sticking their hands down their pants, adjusting themselves and then offering you a hand shake. It's freakin' nasty.
Washing your hands after you jerk off makes your hands OK for shaking, isn't that right? What difference will washing your hands make?
 

JasonCoder

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Originally posted by: Howard
Washing your hands after you jerk off makes your hands OK for shaking, isn't that right? What difference will washing your hands make?

:shocked:

Um, yeah, ok, no, please don't do that.
 

JackBurton

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Originally posted by: Howard
Tell you what: I promise I'll eat something somebody makes with their bare hands after they've touched their dick as long as it's been in their [clean] underwear since their last shower (with thorough cleansing of the skin). I don't know when those conditions will be satisfied, but you have my word.
No, it doesn't work that way. There's no guarantee where his things been. Maybe he just got done banging a hooker. You don't know. All you know is he DIDN'T wash his hands and he's going to make your food. Just like when I see you walking out of the restroom and haven't washed your hands.

Now eat up!
No sh1t, Sherlock. (no pun intended)
You brought up the moronic question, not me.
Washing your hands after you jerk off makes your hands OK for shaking, isn't that right? What difference will washing your hands make?
What kind of dumbass question is that? That's like saying if you fall into some sh!t, and get it all over your hands, what difference will washing your hands make? I wouldn't want to shake someone's hand after they've touched some sh!t, but if they WASH their hands thoroughly, I wouldn't have a problem with it.
 

JackBurton

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Originally posted by: JasonCoder
Originally posted by: Howard
Washing your hands after you jerk off makes your hands OK for shaking, isn't that right? What difference will washing your hands make?

:shocked:

Um, yeah, ok, no, please don't do that.

Apparently he also jerks off and goes out shaking people's hands. And he apparently sees nothing wrong with it.