- Nov 17, 2004
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I just came in to wake my ten month old daughter up from her nap and found her whole crib splattered with the most foul ungodly collection of dung I've ever seen in my ten months of wiping crap from her ass. I tell you sometimes it makes me gag and run from the room but this was different, my nosehairs are singed. This combined with the first time she decided it would be a good idea to take off the diaper and toss the poop around made for a fun time for dear old dad. I tell you this so that in sixteen years when she has gotten knocked up and stolen my car I can show her how I did indeed suffer for her expecting nothing in return. I love you Nicole. To be opened Dec. 1 2020
