Huge load of dung.

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I just came in to wake my ten month old daughter up from her nap and found her whole crib splattered with the most foul ungodly collection of dung I've ever seen in my ten months of wiping crap from her ass. I tell you sometimes it makes me gag and run from the room but this was different, my nosehairs are singed. This combined with the first time she decided it would be a good idea to take off the diaper and toss the poop around made for a fun time for dear old dad. I tell you this so that in sixteen years when she has gotten knocked up and stolen my car I can show her how I did indeed suffer for her expecting nothing in return. I love you Nicole. To be opened Dec. 1 2020
 

nboy22

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I just hope she's not corrupted to the full length of tub girl now...
 

Bootprint

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Printed and sent to you via Canada Post, then USPS. So you should get it by about that date.
 
Nov 17, 2004
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Originally posted by: Feldenak
Should have taken pics to show her future dates/tricks. :)


I did! Not for those guys but for brownie points when mom gets home. If I get a usb cable the next couple of days I could post them but they're definately NSFW.
 

xSkyDrAx

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Take pics, show her in the future lol.

Blackmail..that's the way to keep them undercontrol.

Make copies just incase ;)
 
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Mom just saw the pics and says we should have them blown up real big, framed, and unveiled at her 16th birthday party. Sweet and scarring. ;)